Posted on 07/07/2017 5:04:32 AM PDT by w1n1
And faces Criminal Charges
Here's a story for the "that's gotta hurt" or "Jackass of the Month" file
A Florida man found out the hard way that sitting on a loaded gun comes with consequences after a firearm discharged from the driver's seat of his car during the early morning hours of June 30, leaving a wound in his groin.
Cedrick Jelks, 38, had parked outside his girlfriend's house when the accident occurred. According to reports, Jelks subsequently rushed into her home and straight to the bathroom. After seeing the wound herself, Jelk's girlfriend drove him to a local hospital, where he underwent surgery. See the rest of the accidental shooting story here
Darwin Award, taking himself out of the gene pool.
I’ve heard of that Russian venerial disease “rotchacockoff”, but this shotchacockoff is a new one to me. Must be my poor medical training.
I think it's soon to be "ex-girlfriend."
That’s just nuts.
How exactly does one pull the trigger with ones’ butt?
With a Glock, it's possible.
So many great stories begin this way.
Crotch carry?
Block balls.
Glock that is.
Take that, groin
“We got a bleeder!”
I’ve heard of butt dialing, but this??
Ummm....Lets see....Cedrick Jelks. Must be an Amish person visiting FL from PA.
If you don’t use a holster, the trigger can catch on the sag.
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