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Man Shoots himself in the Groin
Am Shooting Journal ^ | 7/7/2017 | J Hoffman

Posted on 07/07/2017 5:04:32 AM PDT by w1n1

And faces Criminal Charges
Here's a story for the "that's gotta hurt" or "Jackass of the Month" file… A Florida man found out the hard way that sitting on a loaded gun comes with consequences after a firearm discharged from the driver's seat of his car during the early morning hours of June 30, leaving a wound in his groin.

Cedrick Jelks, 38, had parked outside his girlfriend's house when the accident occurred. According to reports, Jelks subsequently rushed into her home and straight to the bathroom. After seeing the wound herself, Jelk's girlfriend drove him to a local hospital, where he underwent surgery. See the rest of the accidental shooting story here


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1 posted on 07/07/2017 5:04:32 AM PDT by w1n1
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To: w1n1

Darwin Award, taking himself out of the gene pool.


2 posted on 07/07/2017 5:06:13 AM PDT by a fool in paradise ( Mr. Comey, did you engage in or know of ANY OTHER leaks?)
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To: a fool in paradise

I’ve heard of that Russian venerial disease “rotchacockoff”, but this shotchacockoff is a new one to me. Must be my poor medical training.


3 posted on 07/07/2017 5:23:05 AM PDT by SPI-Man (I may disagree with a liberal's statement, but I will defend their right to make the statement.)
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To: w1n1
After seeing the wound herself, Jelk's girlfriend drove him to a local hospital,

I think it's soon to be "ex-girlfriend."

4 posted on 07/07/2017 5:23:46 AM PDT by Cowboy Bob
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To: w1n1

That’s just nuts.


5 posted on 07/07/2017 5:25:15 AM PDT by IronJack
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To: w1n1

How exactly does one pull the trigger with ones’ butt?


6 posted on 07/07/2017 5:46:00 AM PDT by Kenton
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"How exactly does one pull the trigger with ones’ butt?"

With a Glock, it's possible.

7 posted on 07/07/2017 5:59:10 AM PDT by DJ Taylor (Once again our country is at war, and once again the Democrats have sided with our enemy.)
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To: w1n1
A Florida man...

So many great stories begin this way.

8 posted on 07/07/2017 6:00:34 AM PDT by Drew68
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To: w1n1

Crotch carry?


9 posted on 07/07/2017 6:02:56 AM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: IronJack

Block balls.


10 posted on 07/07/2017 6:15:20 AM PDT by Bonemaker
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To: Bonemaker

Glock that is.


11 posted on 07/07/2017 6:15:59 AM PDT by Bonemaker
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To: w1n1

Take that, groin


12 posted on 07/07/2017 6:16:12 AM PDT by AppyPappy (Don't mistake your dorm political discussions with the desires of the nation)
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To: w1n1

“We got a bleeder!”


13 posted on 07/07/2017 6:17:40 AM PDT by shotgun
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To: w1n1

I’ve heard of butt dialing, but this??


14 posted on 07/07/2017 6:18:29 AM PDT by WKUHilltopper (WKU 2016 Boca Raton Bowl Champions)
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To: a fool in paradise

Ummm....Lets see....Cedrick Jelks. Must be an Amish person visiting FL from PA.


15 posted on 07/07/2017 6:39:07 AM PDT by mosaicwolf
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To: Kenton

If you don’t use a holster, the trigger can catch on the sag.


16 posted on 07/07/2017 7:24:12 AM PDT by dangerdoc (disgruntled)
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