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Hillary Clinton Is President in an Alternate Universe, Where America Is Great Again
Newsweek ^ | July 12, 2017 | Chris Riotta

Posted on 07/12/2017 9:24:29 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet

Hillary Clinton sits behind the resolute desk in the Oval Office, pulling out a large blue binder and a jar of hot peppers—her typical snack as the leader of the free world. It’s 9:30 p.m., and madam president spent the day successfully rallying House Republicans and Democrats behind a health care bill that will improve upon her predecessor’s landmark initiative, the Affordable Care Act. The bill passed an hour ago, but she isn’t anywhere near done fulfilling her duties to the American people.

“I won’t be taking any more calls,” Clinton tells senior adviser Huma Abedin, who is walking toward the door near the grandfather clock. “I want to look through these Russian sanctions one more time. Tell Bill not to wait up for me.”

Abedin, leaning on the half-open door to one of the most powerful rooms in the world, gives one last look at the president before leaving the White House. “You did a good job today, Madam President.”

“Who runs the world?” Clinton asks, positioning her glasses higher on her head as she stares down at her documents.

“Girls. Girls run the world,” Abedin responds, closing the door and leaving the president to her work.....

(Excerpt) Read more at newsweek.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Government; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: cheese; chrisriotta; dnctalkingpoints; fakebutaccurate; fanfiction; fantasy; fantasyworld; fiction; goebbelswouldbeproud; hillary; humawatch; liberalagenda; muslimbrotherhood; pravdamedia; revisioniam; revisionism; revisionisthistory
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That has to be the saddest thing I've read in years. But it's all they have, isn't it?
1 posted on 07/12/2017 9:24:29 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Liberals live in a fantasy world.


2 posted on 07/12/2017 9:26:23 PM PDT by EdnaMode
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

That and the chemicals it takes to hallucinate this sort of drivel


3 posted on 07/12/2017 9:26:30 PM PDT by M1911A1 (President Trump. Ahhhhhhhh.....)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Hillary's State of the Union Address:


4 posted on 07/12/2017 9:27:48 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

LOL...this has to be an entry in that annual purple prose contest. No legitimate writer could vomit up this literary fur ball.


5 posted on 07/12/2017 9:28:02 PM PDT by txrefugee (.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

LOL! I love it when met down. They can be SO funny.


6 posted on 07/12/2017 9:29:11 PM PDT by Cowboy Bob
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

The stuff of nightmares......

I still thank God everyday.


7 posted on 07/12/2017 9:29:41 PM PDT by Lurkinanloomin (Natural Born Citizen Means Born Here Of Citizen Parents - Know Islam, No Peace -No Islam, Know Peace)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I have been posting for weeks that libs are still in the first stage of grief — DENIAL.

This is such a perfect example of it.

They cannot accept the fact that Trump is President. They said they didn’t want to “normalize” his presidency.

These folks are mentally ill at this point. Fantasyland.


8 posted on 07/12/2017 9:31:14 PM PDT by TigerClaws
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What... the... Hell... is... this... sh*t?


9 posted on 07/12/2017 9:32:28 PM PDT by chris37 (Donald J. Trump, Tom Brady, The Patriots... American Destiny!)
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Worst universe ever.


10 posted on 07/12/2017 9:32:52 PM PDT by mindburglar (I'm sorry, can you spell that?)
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DAY 134: Hillary Clinton is found guilty of being a witch, and is sentenced to be burned at the stake.

And the crowd cheers!!!

11 posted on 07/12/2017 9:33:32 PM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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That is one ugly psycho bitch :O


12 posted on 07/12/2017 9:33:43 PM PDT by chris37 (Donald J. Trump, Tom Brady, The Patriots... American Destiny!)
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They’ve created their own alternative universe to deal with the post-election PTSD.
in some ways it’s good for our side; Trump continues to enact whatever agenda he can even w/o any help from Congress, and the Left obsesses about Russia and their imaginary President.


13 posted on 07/12/2017 9:34:36 PM PDT by GnuThere
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They glossed over that alternative universe where they actually had Bosnian snipers and they were very good.


14 posted on 07/12/2017 9:35:02 PM PDT by Malcolm Reynolds
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"What... the... Hell... is... this... sh*t?"

I think the writer ate some hallucinogenic mushrooms, or sniffed bath salts.

15 posted on 07/12/2017 9:35:17 PM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

If you ever wondered why Hollywood made “The West Wing” or “Madam Secretary”, it’s because the Clintons were so utterly excreble.

It was the only way for them to get through it

This is further proof.


16 posted on 07/12/2017 9:36:05 PM PDT by IncPen (Progressivism is in perpetual need of an enemy against which to refresh its outrage.)
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17 posted on 07/12/2017 9:37:07 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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"They cannot accept the fact that Trump is President. They said they didn’t want to “normalize” his presidency."

And look at how they went berzerk when Rush Limbaugh said he hoped Obama failed.

18 posted on 07/12/2017 9:37:52 PM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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“I won’t be taking any more calls,” Clinton tells senior adviser Huma Abedin, who is walking toward the door near the grandfather clock. “I want to look through these Russian sanctions one more time. Tell Bill not to wait up for me.”

Abedin, leaning on the half-open door to one of the most powerful rooms in the world, gives one last look at the president before leaving the White House. “You did a good job today, Madam President.”

“Who runs the world?” Clinton asks, positioning her glasses higher on her head as she stares down at her documents.

“Girls. Girls run the world,” Abedin responds, closing the door and leaving the president to her work…
This reads like “yuri” fantasy stuff. Especially the spelling of “Madam” President—Freudian slip? along with the feministic rhetoric.
19 posted on 07/12/2017 9:38:24 PM PDT by Olog-hai ("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
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That is a steaming pile of covfefe....

:^)


20 posted on 07/12/2017 9:40:04 PM PDT by clintonh8r (AMERICA! THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY SCREEN NAME OBSOLETE!)
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