Skip to comments.Poetry Day on "The Donald" Reddit ~ Language
Posted on 08/03/2017 7:44:28 PM PDT by GraceG
I have to say this poetry jam on the donald lifted my spirits.
Please post your favorite poem or limerick here!
Roses are red Barrack is half black If you don't speak the English You have to go back
Here is another good one, I had to censor it a bit
Learn the f###king Language
If you decide to move around the earth
There is a lesson that has much worth
To live in another country for the rest of your life
It will help you avoid a much misery and strife
Don’t be a retarded idiot like me
Learn the f###ing language you see
I decided one day to move to Japan
They got angry and hit me with a Fan
I was arrested, deported despite my pleas
Because I didn’t want to learn Japanese
I thought maybe Mexico would take me in
Based off the many people that they send
But they said “You better learn Spanish or say adios”
Seems they only EXPORT bad hombres and amigos
To many other countries I got bounced between
It was so bad, I began to think they were so mean
Because one lesson I couldn’t seem to learn
Into Muh Brains I tried and tried to Burn
If there is another land and you want to live in it
Learn the F###ing Language, You God Damned IDIOT!
It’s almost like reading Rudyard Kipling:)
Suggest a tune?
There once was a politician & thief
Who ran afoul of the Emperor Covfefe.
Her coronation was altered
When she got dizzy and faltered
And tossed like a ‘side of beef’.
Don’t remember when I’ve laughed so hard!
Oh, yeah, now I remember: November 9th at 3:00 in the morning when Podesta told everyone to go home.
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