Posted on 08/26/2017 1:27:43 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
What's the difference between an Orthodox, a Conservative, and a Reform Jewish wedding?
In an Orthodox wedding, the mother of the bride is pregnant. In a Conservative wedding, the bride is pregnant. In a Reform wedding, the rabbi is pregnant.
boom, crash! I'll be here all week. Try the veal.
She is a rabbi of a Reform Jewish synagogue in Kenosha, WI. When I was in grad school and needed a late-night break from studying, I would often go to an all-night Dunkin’ Donuts in Skokie, IL. I became acquainted with another regular there, who was a member of a Conservative synagogue. His comment on Reform Judaism — “we call that ‘the church.’” Probably true in the sense of the UCC, the Episcopal Church, etc.
“Feingold, the sister of former Democratic U.S. Senator Russ Feingold”
This idiocy must be in the genes. Frightening.
“Rabbi” Dena? She has delusions of grandeur. According to Jewish law, women CANNOT BE RABBIS. So, this woman speaking with the supposed authority of a “rabbi”, on behalf of (of course!) a Reform congregation, is just another libtard talking trash. She certainly does not speak for Jews. She may not even actually be a Jew herself. She might be the product of intermarriage or a non-kosher conversion. Take her words with a decided grain of salt.
The Feingolds and the Ryans are both from Janesville, Wisconsin.
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