Skip to comments.Demand your Right to be a Victim... Immavictim.com new service offered!
Posted on 11/01/2017 6:59:11 AM PDT by FiddlePig
From the If ya cant beat em... join em department:
I hereby offer a new business idea... Immavictim.com. For a small fee we will research your ethnic past and come up with some discrimination, oppression and/or disrespect that you and/or your ancestors musta endured somewhere, somehow! So you too can claim victim status. Victim status is all the rage these days great for excusing personal failures and (what used to be called) responsibility. No one wants that anymore. Free two-day shipping!
I recently researched myself
I was born left-handed, as a result I was not even allowed to try out for third-baseman on my little league team (back in the insensitive days)! In college there were no left-handed desks in my classes, so I had to write all crossed over and stuff... I am scarred for life! No accommodations were made for my left-handedness! So traumatized was I that it took TWO semesters added together to get my GPA to 4.0! I demand reparations for my suffering!!!
My ancestors were repressed and enslaved by the Romans!
I LIKE IT. The liberal “arguments” must be taken to their absurd conclusions and destroyed. They are morons.
That’s nothing. The Pharaoh had us build bricks without straw!
Let the persecution rewards FLOW!!!
Reparations! Apologies for not being Irish! Cultural Appropriation shaming!!
I WANT IT ALL!!!!
I just want to apologize for my Viking ancestors.
I know how you all were oppressed, victimized, robbed, kidnapped, murdered, stabbed, hacked, raped, sodomized disrespected, triggered and abused.
I’m sorry. /s (just don’t make us angry again)
My Father was born and raised in Peru but had an Anglo last name. As a result I have denied my Hispanic rights and privileges. Instead I’ve been expected to work hard and pay taxes all my life. I have been denied all sorts of free stuff.
WHAH! WHAH! WHAH!
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