Skip to comments.Hogg Calls for Students to Seize Power [semi-satire]
Posted on 03/26/2018 10:54:07 AM PDT by John Semmens
School shooting survivor and anti-gun crusader David Hogg went on a rant denouncing the feeble old drones who are ruining our future to be deposed by a student uprising to seize control of the government and exterminate our oppressors.
Our parents failed to protect us, Hogg charged. They have lost their right to rule and maybe even their right to live. They dont know how to use a f*cking democracy. We do! The half million of us who are going to march on Washington shouldnt settle for atta boys and a pats on the head from the generation that has screwed us over. We have the numbers to overwhelm the White House and the capitol, drag the politicians into the streets and beat them to death.
Hogg blamed the NRA for making his coup necessary, claiming that theyre the ones who led our weak-willed parents astray. Instead of acknowledging the justice of our cause and urging everyone to lay down their arms, the NRA has bribed Congress to block any sensible limits on guns.
I tried to be nice, Hogg maintained. I was willing to consider the possibility that many gun owners might not be bad people. I invited them to join our cause. But almost all of them have rejected my overtures. I reached out to the NRA leadership and begged them to stop manufacturing guns and distributing them to the mentally ill. But the few dollars of profit they got from selling a fully semi-automatic assault rifle to Nikolas Cruz so he could kill my classmates was more important to them than the billions of lives that could be saved if they ceased their malevolent scheme.
I expect that oldsters will scoff at the possibility that we could succeed in our aims, Hogg predicted. Let them. Lenin had even fewer on his side when he seized power. Still, he established a new government that served as a shining beacon to all who hoped for a better future.
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How do you think this snot nosed punk Hogg will act when he finds out that his FBI Daddy was Cruz’s Handler and personally drove him to the School??
I always love your work. The best pieces you write are the ones that sound so realistic that it sounds real even to the people who are being parodied.
Somebody needs to photoshop this kid’s face into an old Hilter Youth film.
This kid has been given too much power and authority.
God help us if he or someone just like him will lead our country one day.
Whoa! Do you have a link to this????
The thing is that Hogg is the type who “snaps” when they do not get their way.
Somebody needs to photoshop this kids face into an old Hilter Youth film.
That’s right. Hogg would fit right in. He and all of our young people need to be educated on Fascism and Communism. They are ignorant and need to be shown how they are being used and are true Useful Idiots.
Go ahead, punks!...They will find out what guns are for................
He and all of our young people need to be educated on Fascism and Communism
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The ‘problem’ is the way it is presented.
When one says
“Wouldn’t you like a world where all are equal, there are NO rich, NO poor, NO mad at each other etc”
Everyone stands up and screams...RIGHT ON! YES!
When put properly
“What do you think of studying for four years, paying all your bills, get your degree and once in the job market compete against
Bob/Barb etc who started college the same year you did, owes out the ying yang, never passed a grade got moved up every year and basically flunked while you - in actuality - were 3rd in your graduating class.
When you hit the job market, he has the EXACT same degree as you and if that is the basis and only one is hired, chances are it will be he/she/it will get selected because he is the better BSer.
ANSWER:::(WTF, you think I am crazy? HELL NO!!!!!)
Well maybe that’s just what the people need to see NOW.
Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers
I should have included Islam.
That is why it is important when talking to ignorant Dems and some Republicans to present our side in a personal way that they can relate to and how they are affected negatively by Socialism, etc.. They are unable to see the big picture.
This kid is sounding more and more like a suicide robot.
His parents are nuts for letting him out of his cage.
This character is such a reminder of Christopher Jones’ Max Frost in the 1968 movie “Wild in the Streets” A young’un just itchin’ to stir up trouble and make a name for himself.
One of the most thought provoking, scary movies of my time only due to the fact that it could actually happen.
He really is a dorky looking kid.
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