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Hogg Calls for Students to Seize Power [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 25 Mar 2018 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/26/2018 10:54:07 AM PDT by John Semmens

School shooting survivor and anti-gun crusader David Hogg went on a rant denouncing “the feeble old drones who are ruining our future” to be deposed by a “student uprising to seize control of the government and exterminate our oppressors.”

“Our parents failed to protect us,” Hogg charged. “They have lost their right to rule and maybe even their right to live. They don’t know how to use a f*cking democracy. We do! The half million of us who are going to march on Washington shouldn’t settle for ‘atta boys’ and a pats on the head from the generation that has screwed us over. We have the numbers to overwhelm the White House and the capitol, drag the politicians into the streets and beat them to death.”

Hogg blamed the NRA for making his coup necessary, claiming that “they’re the ones who led our weak-willed parents astray. Instead of acknowledging the justice of our cause and urging everyone to lay down their arms, the NRA has bribed Congress to block any sensible limits on guns.”

“I tried to be nice,” Hogg maintained. “I was willing to consider the possibility that many gun owners might not be bad people. I invited them to join our cause. But almost all of them have rejected my overtures. I reached out to the NRA leadership and begged them to stop manufacturing guns and distributing them to the mentally ill. But the few dollars of profit they got from selling a fully semi-automatic assault rifle to Nikolas Cruz so he could kill my classmates was more important to them than the billions of lives that could be saved if they ceased their malevolent scheme.”

“I expect that oldsters will scoff at the possibility that we could succeed in our aims,” Hogg predicted. “Let them. Lenin had even fewer on his side when he seized power. Still, he established a new government that served as a shining beacon to all who hoped for a better future.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2018/03/24/omnibus-bill-dems-declare-victory/


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: anger; guns; satire; students
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To: John Semmens

This kid is going to go down hill real fast once the fake “attention” from the media moves on. First it will be lashing out (already seeing that), then alcohol abuse, drugs, gutter, well, we know the rest.


21 posted on 03/26/2018 12:52:27 PM PDT by 1Old Pro
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Has he git an agent and a book deal yet ? :/


22 posted on 03/26/2018 2:58:24 PM PDT by deputytess (Freedom is in peril. Defend it with all your might.t)
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23 posted on 03/27/2018 7:55:27 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (The bigger the government, the smaller the citizen)
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