Skip to comments.Hogg Calls for Students to Seize Power [semi-satire]
Posted on 03/26/2018 10:54:07 AM PDT by John Semmens
School shooting survivor and anti-gun crusader David Hogg went on a rant denouncing the feeble old drones who are ruining our future to be deposed by a student uprising to seize control of the government and exterminate our oppressors.
Our parents failed to protect us, Hogg charged. They have lost their right to rule and maybe even their right to live. They dont know how to use a f*cking democracy. We do! The half million of us who are going to march on Washington shouldnt settle for atta boys and a pats on the head from the generation that has screwed us over. We have the numbers to overwhelm the White House and the capitol, drag the politicians into the streets and beat them to death.
Hogg blamed the NRA for making his coup necessary, claiming that theyre the ones who led our weak-willed parents astray. Instead of acknowledging the justice of our cause and urging everyone to lay down their arms, the NRA has bribed Congress to block any sensible limits on guns.
I tried to be nice, Hogg maintained. I was willing to consider the possibility that many gun owners might not be bad people. I invited them to join our cause. But almost all of them have rejected my overtures. I reached out to the NRA leadership and begged them to stop manufacturing guns and distributing them to the mentally ill. But the few dollars of profit they got from selling a fully semi-automatic assault rifle to Nikolas Cruz so he could kill my classmates was more important to them than the billions of lives that could be saved if they ceased their malevolent scheme.
I expect that oldsters will scoff at the possibility that we could succeed in our aims, Hogg predicted. Let them. Lenin had even fewer on his side when he seized power. Still, he established a new government that served as a shining beacon to all who hoped for a better future.
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This kid is going to go down hill real fast once the fake “attention” from the media moves on. First it will be lashing out (already seeing that), then alcohol abuse, drugs, gutter, well, we know the rest.
Has he git an agent and a book deal yet ? :/
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