Skip to comments.Socialist Softball... or how I became a "Slugging Justice Warrior".
Posted on 08/13/2018 3:39:56 PM PDT by FiddlePig
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is the new phenom of the Left... challenging even Bernie and Liz "Fauxahontus" Warren for top spot in the Social Justice warrior league of "fairness" and "economic justice"... aka: Socialism! Reminds me of a time in the notso distant past...
Back in the day I was stats keeper of my softball team. A bunch of guys who played in a recreational league and would have a few beers after the game. One night, I proposed "Socialist Softball"... it was damn wrong and pure GREED that our team had one player who hit 11 of the teams 14 total home runs. He also selfishly lead the team in batting average, RBI and OPS and scooped up every ball hit near him when he was fielding!
His stats were most "offensive" and "unfair". I suggested his stats be "redistributed" to all the lesser players equally! I called it "Slugging JUSTICE!" Maybe I'd then be credited with a coupla HRs... not that I would actually hit one myself.
Awww Socialist Softball... "fairness" with other people's stats!
I liked her Feeper description as Occasional Cortex.
Alexandria OC, the gift that keeps on giving. Cheers.
I didn’t originate Ocasiional Cortex but thought it was worth continuing. Really like your poster.
No team can have more than 13% black players. Of course, all of the 54 genders should be represented in the league to the correct %. Approximate 1/2 must be made of non-genetic "females."
Anyone can change race and gender at anytime during the game without telling anyone. If they are called by the wrong gender or race, the other team gets 6 points. Of course, the offending team will also get 6 points.
I can tell you that all of the teams will go to the Slobber Bowl and all teams will get an agreed upon number of points. Everyone on each organization will get a ring and a trophy.
You fully understand the principle! The NFL will have all the excitement of a putrid stinking stagnant pond... but all will be “fair” and “equal”! :)
As to putrid stinking stagnant pond...NFL’s headed well in that direction!
Glad you liked the poster, antidemoncrat. Thanks.
LOL, Right Wing Assault.
I’m an executive on the Olympic Committee and I’m going to submit your recommendation for a new Olympic sport!
In all fairness, I think the losing team should get the gold medals as in “to each according to its need”.
Clever satire, my FRiend.
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