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Romney Assails Trump's Impoliteness [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 6 Jan 2019 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/05/2019 9:17:16 AM PST by John Semmens

Incoming freshman Senator Mitt Romney (R-UT) took to the pages of the Washington Post to chastise President Trump for his "unbearable impoliteness. Those of us in public service have a moral obligation to conduct ourselves with the utmost civility, no matter what. Trump's claim that he is only punching back at those who attack him doesn't absolve him of this responsibility."

"When I ran for president in 2012 I was vilified by the media and Democrats," Romney recalled. "Lies aimed at besmirching my character were commonplace. Even the moderator at one of my debates with President Obama incorrectly corrected me by citing false 'facts.' But I took it like a man and submitted to defeat with grace and dignity. Trump's refusal to follow my lead threatens our democracy. If both sides insist on bare-knuckle politics comity disintegrates and chaos follows."

Romney averred that "like Jeff Flake, I mostly agree with Trump's policy goals. But I'm putting those goals aside so I can pursue the higher goal of joining the Democrats and the media in their vilification of Trump. That way I will demonstrate that at least one Republican can reach across the aisle for the greater good of America."

Former Gov. John Kasich (R-Ohio) cheered Romney on saying "good policy is no substitute for good manners. My manners are 100% better than Trump's. Yet, Republican voters foolishly rejected me and selected him to be the Party's nominee. A majority of those who voted in the general election voted against Trump, but he craftily employed a strategy that won him a majority of the electoral vote. This is not how a gentleman behaves. It's not how Mitt behaved in 2012. Crafty in victory is not what the Republican Party has stood for over the past three decades. Humility in defeat has been our most endearing quality. We need to return to that if we want to moderate the media vilification of our Party, candidates, and dwindling number of officeholders."

In related news, former FBI Director James Comey hailed Romney's critique of Trump and admitted that "if I had known what a patriot and all-around swell guy he is I would have been less enthusiastic in following President Obama's orders use the FBI to sabotage Romney's 2012 campaign."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/254036-2019-01-04-semi-news-semi-satire-january-6-2019-edition.htm


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: romney; satire; trump; vilification

1 posted on 01/05/2019 9:17:16 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

SALT LAKE CITY, UT—Mitt Romney, incoming senator for Utah and follower of Joseph Smith, lectured the nation in an op-ed Tuesday on the need to reject morally flawed leaders.

The man who has devoted his life to the teachings of a con artist encouraged the nation to examine its leaders to see whether they are worthy of our devotion and respect.

“A president should demonstrate the essential qualities of honesty and integrity, and elevate the national discourse with comity and mutual respect,” wrote the man who follows Joseph Smith, a false prophet, notorious polygamist, and scam artist. He pointed out that the president hasn’t shown himself to be honest or forthcoming in his dealings with opponents and other countries, while Joseph Smith’s own prophecies failed to come true over and over again, and while the Mormon Church continues to deceive its members by covering up its past.

Romney took Trump to task for his immoral lifestyle, slamming him for being divisive, destructive, and sexist, though the first prophet of his church consolidated power throughout his life in order to marry more women and eventually deceive millions into believing a false gospel.

To close his opinion piece, Romney urged the president to live a morally upstanding lifestyle, “and maybe look for wisdom to lead the nation by staring at stones in a hat.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/follower-of-joseph-smith-urges-nation-to-reject-morally-flawed-leaders?fbclid=IwAR1ozcbPWHVK4TgT0WGei3e7o3enuClVxuMsLlVkQ7YFvB-AqImCnJZsaws


2 posted on 01/05/2019 9:24:57 AM PST by Grampa Dave (Liberals/Democrats/GOPe's 2019 Strategy, mantra, plan = 'No Borders, No Walls, No USA at All!')
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To: John Semmens

“You should set a better example and be nicer to your enemies!”


3 posted on 01/05/2019 9:40:52 AM PST by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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