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Pelosi Defends Putting Ilhan Omar on Committee [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 20 Jan 2019 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/20/2019 10:46:43 AM PST by John Semmens

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) defended placing Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn) on the House Foreign Affairs Committee despite her anti-Semitic and anti-Israel views, calling it “a small step toward achieving a balanced perspective. You know, we have several Jews already on the Committee. Bringing aboard a Muslim who is not afraid to speak out against the Jewish drive toward world domination fills a vacuum that needed filling.”

Pelosi admitted that “for years the Democratic Party has been hypnotized by Jewish propaganda. Given the very small population of Jews in America and the world compared to the rapidly growing number of those holding opposing points of view, it makes sense for our Party to revise its alliances. Islam is, to quote Osama bin Laden, ‘the stronger horse.’ A wise man logically prefers the stronger horse. In the not too distant future, Muslims will likely make up a majority in this country. Democrats want to be sure this stronger horse is on our side.”

Omar expressed appreciation for “the first small step toward righteousness taken by Speaker Pelosi. The next step is to get the Jews off the Committee as soon as possible. If we want the House to stand we cannot allow these termites to continue to eat away the structure.”

Meanwhile, in Saudi Arabia the Grand Mosque in Mecca has been infested with huge swarms of locusts. Rep. Omar immediately blamed “the Jews. They did this once before to Egypt in a show of ingratitude for the jobs the Pharoah had provided for them in his public works program. Well, Muslims aren’t as weak as Ramses was. If Jews continue to reject the blessings of conversion to Islam they will be exterminated as the Quran commands us to do.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2019/01/19/trump-reversal-of-obama-school-discipline-policy-harms-minorities/


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics; Religion
KEYWORDS: democrats; islam; jews; satire

1 posted on 01/20/2019 10:46:43 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

I guess Omar and Nanzi mean business.......BOL.


2 posted on 01/20/2019 11:11:28 AM PST by Liz (Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
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To: John Semmens

Pelosi is stuck in self destruct mode. Trump was right again when he championed for Nancy to be the new Speaker of the House one last time. WINNING.


3 posted on 01/20/2019 11:11:48 AM PST by Blue Highway
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To: John Semmens
"The Jewish drive for world domination"

Pelosi and other pro Islam politicians are using Islam to destroy Nationalism for a Global slave state. Pelosi is a wicked traitor playing the liberals for fools.

4 posted on 01/20/2019 11:22:18 AM PST by American in Israel (A wise man's heart directs him to the right, but the foolish mans heart directs him toward the left.)
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To: Liz

So the old wrinkled hag is now openly demonstrating her open love of terrorist and terrorism.

We all knew it before but now it is right out in the open for all to see.


5 posted on 01/20/2019 11:36:08 AM PST by oldenuff35
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To: John Semmens
“ Jewish drive toward world domination...”

Pelosi is batshit crazy.

6 posted on 01/20/2019 12:52:39 PM PST by GoldenPup
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