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Apache and the Alpine High: Changing the Way the Oilfield Works
Shale Magazine ^ | David Blackmon

Posted on 02/04/2019 11:46:05 AM PST by EyesOfTX

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To: Red Badger

No, I’m not in Muncie, but take another guess.


21 posted on 02/04/2019 12:53:05 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: blueunicorn6

It’s the hardcore metamorphic mags you have to worry about.


22 posted on 02/04/2019 12:56:47 PM PST by TADSLOS (The trouble wth political jokes is that they get elected.)
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To: EyesOfTX

So...do you feel a pain in your @ss?


23 posted on 02/04/2019 12:56:48 PM PST by gogeo (Liberal politics and mental instability; coincidence, correlation, or causation?)
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To: Red Badger

Nonsense! You’re reaching down deep. You’ve at a whole new stratum!


24 posted on 02/04/2019 12:59:40 PM PST by I-ambush (One foot in the grave,one foot on the pedal. I was born to rebel.)
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To: blueunicorn6

Muncie? That’s a real shift!......................


25 posted on 02/04/2019 1:02:16 PM PST by Red Badger (We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
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To: I-ambush

You’ve given me renewed hope! I SHALE OVERCOME!..................


26 posted on 02/04/2019 1:04:13 PM PST by Red Badger (We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
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To: TADSLOS

Oh, you start looking at those hardcore metawhatever mags and then you’re just one step away from needing therapy.

They show you slides of quartz and stuff and then they shock you.

No thanks.

I like my electroshock therapy to be for something worthwhile like not using a coaster with a cold drink.


27 posted on 02/04/2019 1:05:56 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Red Badger

Ouch....that Hurst!


28 posted on 02/04/2019 1:13:08 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: blueunicorn6

They start you out on Talc, and pretty soon you’re into the ‘hard stuff’.....................


29 posted on 02/04/2019 1:15:39 PM PST by Red Badger (We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
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To: Red Badger

Rockdealers.....

They promise to make you feel good, but when you come back down, all you’re left with is a headache and tracks between your toes.....railroad tracks.


30 posted on 02/04/2019 1:27:02 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: blueunicorn6

There’s a rockdealer right down the road from my house!

He sells rocks, minerals and fossils! Right out in the open!....................I stay away as I know you can get hooked so easily!............


31 posted on 02/04/2019 1:30:15 PM PST by Red Badger (We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
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To: Red Badger

Rocks used to make good pets,
though I haven’t seen any lately.


32 posted on 02/04/2019 1:32:55 PM PST by sparklite2 (Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
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To: sparklite2; blueunicorn6

His store is right next to one of our favorite restaurants, so every time we go there we have to go by his window.

He tried to show us his geodes once and even promised us a free agate if we’d just come in. I said NO and we just kept on going, trying not to look!......................


33 posted on 02/04/2019 1:38:32 PM PST by Red Badger (We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
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Yeah, but here’s your chance to make some big money.

You go over to the Federal Bureau Of Rocks and volunteer to be a paid informant on him.

They’ll put a wire on you. Just tell em no barbwire. That stuff scratches.

Then, you get him to talk into your belly button or wherever they glue the wire.

He spills his guts and you fill your pockets!

With cash!

Or rocks.

Whatever you’re into.


34 posted on 02/04/2019 1:38:33 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Red Badger

“I walked up to the window and saw the lovely rocks.
I said, “Don’t look Ethyl,” but it was too late; she was already stoned.”


35 posted on 02/04/2019 1:41:05 PM PST by sparklite2 (Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
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To: sparklite2

LOL! Great!......................


36 posted on 02/04/2019 1:43:06 PM PST by Red Badger (We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
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To: Red Badger

He tried to show you his geodes?

I’m not sure I know what those are, but I’d say he has some prison time coming.

Let him show his geodes in the old prison shower.


37 posted on 02/04/2019 1:43:33 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Red Badger
They start you out on Talc, and pretty soon you’re into the ‘hard stuff’..................…

No doubt listening to the drum solo from Rare Earth.

38 posted on 02/04/2019 1:44:11 PM PST by 1Old Pro
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To: blueunicorn6

Geodes:

https://www.google.com/search?q=geodes&client=firefox-b-1-d&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjChcGthqPgAhUIUK0KHdDfCGUQ_AUIDygC&biw=1268&bih=853


39 posted on 02/04/2019 1:45:10 PM PST by Red Badger (We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
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To: 1Old Pro

Met them once!......................


40 posted on 02/04/2019 1:45:42 PM PST by Red Badger (We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
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