Skip to comments.NY Mayor Takes Hard Line on ‘Illegal Aliens’ [semi-satire]
Posted on 09/30/2019 10:20:48 AM PDT by John Semmens
Now that he has dropped out of the race for the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination, New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio is free to indulge in his favorite pastimeshafting the citizens and residents who fall under his governance. The newest bit of tyranny from the Mayor is the enactment of an ordinance that imposes hefty fines on anyone using the phrase illegal alien or the word illegals.
We determined that our ongoing policy of shielding accused rapists and murderers from Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents is not enough to discourage attitudes of hostility toward individuals who have entered the country without complying with the red tape prescribed by federal statutes, de Blasio said. I decided we need to go the extra mile to persuade citizens and legal residents of our city to keep their hostile opinions to themselves.
De Blasio contrasted that this admittedly moderate and weak deterrent isnt what Lenin did to crush counterrevolutionaries opposed to the transformation of Russia into a socialist state, but justified it as about as far as we can go for now. Once the Democratic Party has obtained full control of congress and the presidency a more rigorous effort to cleanse the entire nation of errant modes of thought can be implemented.
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ROTFL. Billy D is such an idiot.
Time to enact a Comprehensive Immigration Enforcement bill. The List of Comprehensive Immigration Enforcement, missing since 1987 goes like this -
1) southern barrier;
2) require eVerify to hire;
3) end all chain migration;
4) birthright per Minor v. Happersett (plural parents);
5) end work visas;
6) 10-year moratorium on all new applications for citizenship (40 years to allow workplace automation effects on downsizing population);
7) Set up an illegal aliens victim restitution fund.
Enactment of these provisions will motivate illegal aliens to SELF-deport, and remove colonizadors from our welfare rolls. And cut down on Democrat dementia.
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