Skip to comments.Muslim Legislator Guilty of Embezzlement [semi-satire]
Posted on 12/29/2019 9:20:09 AM PST by John Semmens
State Rep. Movita Johnson-Harrell (D-Phil), the first Muslim to be elected to the Pennsylvania legislature, has pleaded guilty to charges of embezzlement, record tampering, and perjury. In the nine months since taking office, she stole more than $500,000 from Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security disability funds, as well as donations to Motivations Education and Consultation Associates (MECA), a charity she established to allegedly serve the mentally ill and drug addicted poor in her neighborhood. She used the money to buy furs, trips to Mexico, a Porsche, pay utility bills, pay her granddaughter's private school tuition, and pay campaign debts.
The Representative denies she has done anything wrong, but pleaded guilty "to avoid even greater persecution for my religious beliefs. Allah gave all the world to Muslims. He gave us dominion over unbelievers. When voters elected me they were showing the submission called for in the Quran. The money I took was the jizya owed by unbelievers to the Muslim faithful for letting them live while they refuse to convert." She says she hopes to avoid any jail time and warned that "all transgressions visited upon me by unbelievers will be repaid with a righteous vengeance when Muslims gain full control over the government in Pennsylvania and the United States."
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THE PUBLIC SHOULD NOT BE SURPRISED BY THIS EVENT BY A TRUSTED MUSLIM POLITICIAN. \
THERE ARE 68 PASSAGES IN THE KORAN SUGGESTING THAT THE INFIDEL IS TO BE LIED TO, CHEATED, AND EVEN KILLED BY MUSLIMS.
That worked out SO well!!! Let’s elect MORE of them!!!
With a face that looks like the southbound end of a north bound mule.
Little satire in this.
It’s pathetic, is what it is.
My first time on your threads too. I did successfully spot the satire. It was when the Muslim confessed their faith honestly. By command of the Quran, they must always conceal it.
Honesty was her only “sin” as a Faithful Muslim, everything else was holy to her and allah.
Trips to Mexico? Someone better check with the cartel HR department.
How could I have missed the Taqiyya angle, even when I know about it?
Satan’s Islam is strong evil !
Where’s the satire?
Your discerning eye spotted the satire.
My satires combine real events (the embezzlement) with political or religious ideas expressed elsewhere (Muslim rights against unbelievers from the Quran). The result, in my opinion, is a truer depiction of reality than can be had from so-called mainstream news sources. The “semi-satire” warning is more of a heads-up than the mainstrean news outlets provide for their misleading and fake news.
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