Muslim Legislator Guilty of Embezzlement [semi-satire]

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 29 Dec 2019 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

State Rep. Movita Johnson-Harrell (D-Phil), the first Muslim to be elected to the Pennsylvania legislature, has pleaded guilty to charges of embezzlement, record tampering, and perjury. In the nine months since taking office, she stole more than $500,000 from Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security disability funds, as well as donations to Motivations Education and Consultation Associates (MECA), a charity she established to allegedly serve the mentally ill and drug addicted poor in her neighborhood. She used the money to buy furs, trips to Mexico, a Porsche, pay utility bills, pay her granddaughter's private school tuition, and pay campaign debts.

The Representative denies she has done anything wrong, but pleaded guilty "to avoid even greater persecution for my religious beliefs. Allah gave all the world to Muslims. He gave us dominion over unbelievers. When voters elected me they were showing the submission called for in the Quran. The money I took was the jizya owed by unbelievers to the Muslim faithful for letting them live while they refuse to convert." She says she hopes to avoid any jail time and warned that "all transgressions visited upon me by unbelievers will be repaid with a righteous vengeance when Muslims gain full control over the government in Pennsylvania and the United States."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/274009-2019-12-28-semi-news-semi-satire-december-29-2019-edition.htm

[chopperk]

THE PUBLIC SHOULD NOT BE SURPRISED BY THIS EVENT BY A TRUSTED MUSLIM POLITICIAN. \
THERE ARE 68 PASSAGES IN THE KORAN SUGGESTING THAT THE INFIDEL IS TO BE LIED TO, CHEATED, AND EVEN KILLED BY MUSLIMS.

[aquila48]

Movita...

[A strike]

Sorry John, I know you hear this always, but, I don't see any satire here.

[Artemis Webb]

1. That is one ugly woman.
2. This is the first time I've ever clicked on one of your threads. I never do, and will not in the future because the term “semi-satire” is too ambivalent. I need to know up front what I'm reading. I'm certainly not going to waste my time trying to decide or research what I'm reading simply because John Semmens wrote it. There are literally hundreds of alternative articles and opinion pieces to read on FR each day. I think I will stick with the ones that don't say they're “semi-satire”. John, I'm not here just to bitch or give you a hard time. Though I'm sure that seems the case. I'm simply telling you what I think and I'm sure at least a handful of other FReepers think. You might write really good opinion pieces. But as long as you keep using the term, “semi-satire”, I won't find out of they're good or not.

[NFHale]

Gee...

That worked out SO well!!! Let’s elect MORE of them!!!

[NFHale]

With a face that looks like the southbound end of a north bound mule.

[NFHale]

Little satire in this.

It’s pathetic, is what it is.

[American in Israel]

My first time on your threads too. I did successfully spot the satire. It was when the Muslim confessed their faith honestly. By command of the Quran, they must always conceal it.

Honesty was her only “sin” as a Faithful Muslim, everything else was holy to her and allah.

Well written...

[DPMD]

Trips to Mexico? Someone better check with the cartel HR department.

[A strike]

Dang!
How could I have missed the Taqiyya angle, even when I know about it?

Satan’s Islam is strong evil !

[Thommas]

Where’s the satire?

[John Semmens]

Your discerning eye spotted the satire.

My satires combine real events (the embezzlement) with political or religious ideas expressed elsewhere (Muslim rights against unbelievers from the Quran). The result, in my opinion, is a truer depiction of reality than can be had from so-called mainstream news sources. The “semi-satire” warning is more of a heads-up than the mainstrean news outlets provide for their misleading and fake news.