Posted on 03/14/2020 2:20:10 PM PDT by John Semmens
Reports that Israel may soon produce a vaccine for the coronavirus prompted Iran’s Grand Ayatollah Naser Makarem Shirazi to say “it’s okay for Muslims to accept it.” The revered cleric cited an instance in the Prophet Muhammad’s life to support his ruling.
“Mohammed was the first man to receive Allah’s command to exterminate the Jews,” he pointed out. “Yet, there came a moment when he agreed to a truce with these vermin that both sides should lay down their arms. When the Jewish army complied with this agreement the Prophet ordered them seized and beheaded.”
“If Muslims are to obey the command to slay the Jews we must survive,” the Ayatollah explained. “If the Jews in their greed are willing to sell us a medicine that helps us to survive, it is our right to take this medicine so we may live to carry out our religious obligation to rid the world of Jews when we are well enough to do so. We must not make the same mistake that Hitler made by allowing a Jew named Einstein to escape his grasp and carry the knowledge of how to build the atom bomb over to his enemies. Hitler could have won the war and had the opportunity to thoroughly exterminate Satan’s spawn.”
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Which means every muslim that takes a vaccine can not go too Jannah (Islamic heaven which is hell)
Jews don’t eat pork either. So, why would Israel use pork gelatin to make vaccines. They would want vaccines to be kosher.
Why do the flu vaccines providers always ask if you are allergic to eggs?
If Israel is smart they will include chemicals to neuter the whole bunch of muzzies.
I was reading about the people in India who are using cow urine to prevent/cure coronavirus.
I can think of a substitution for the real vaccine that would be appropriate.
They use whites of an egg to grow the culture. They use the pork based gelatin to sustain the culture sample
Thanks, learned something today!!
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