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If Tom Hanks Dies We Are ______.
Watcher Of Weasels ^ | 3/14/2020 | Jeffrey A Friedberg

Posted on 03/15/2020 5:34:33 AM PDT by RArtfulogerDodger

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To: Albion Wilde

I’m thinking Keith Richards could take a trip over to Huebei, China, have sex with half the women there and come back to the U.S. unscathed and as healthy as ever.


61 posted on 03/15/2020 9:28:46 AM PDT by SamAdams76 (Trump (859); Slow Joe (527); Commie (476); Fake Indian (48); Drunken Weld (1))
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To: Osage Orange

I am not a HCP. I am talking about shielding individuals outside the HCF from deadly diseases. I don’t go treating everyone I come into contact with as having every bug known or even unknown as you do but I do deserve to know if I am living beside someone with a serious communicable disease. For example, we make sex offenders register and publish those names for a reason and even limit where then can live. If a bunch of people came down with ebola in my neighborhood, I should know about it rather than be told 50 people in my county or state have ebola but don’t worry.


62 posted on 03/15/2020 10:21:17 AM PDT by Mouton (The media is the enemy of the people.)
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To: Mouton
Well...I don't think that is going to change.

My advice is...Be professional, be polite..but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

63 posted on 03/15/2020 10:28:05 AM PDT by Osage Orange (Whiskey Tango Foxtrot)
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To: alexander_busek
"To loose" = "to release."

"To lose" = "to fail at, to no longer possess, etc."

A writer unable to understand that distinction is not a good writer.

Do you actually think that the writer doesn't understand the distinction between the two words and that he didn't just make an error?

64 posted on 03/15/2020 10:29:45 AM PDT by FreeReign
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To: RArtfulogerDodger

Sorry but my attitude is why is Tom Hanks more important than anyone’s Mom, Dad, Grandmother, Grandfather or any other relative? Because he’s a friggin actor that evoked some emotion in us? let me know when he invents or discovers something that advances our lives in a real concrete manner.


65 posted on 03/15/2020 10:39:35 AM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: PGalt

If Tom Hanks dies, we know another Hollywood child molestor didn’t kill himself.


66 posted on 03/15/2020 10:40:50 AM PDT by SaraJohnson ( Whites must sue for racism. It's pay day.)
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To: DoodleBob

“ Not me...Hanks helped Forky....”

You say helped, I say indoctrinated. Forky is the perfect victim of Hanks diabolical Progressive scheme, no brain, not even a cranial cavity. Poor thing didn’t stand a chance.


67 posted on 03/15/2020 10:51:21 AM PDT by moehoward
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To: Osage Orange

We agree!


68 posted on 03/15/2020 11:08:29 AM PDT by Mouton (The media is the enemy of the people.)
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To: SaraJohnson; Jim Robinson

Well-played, Sara. I’ve often said...Jim could probably charge to get into some of these comedic threads. FReeper humor is good humor. Forget ice cream...too much weight to try and get off unless you get the Co Vid-19 weight loss program.

Life, liberty, laughs...they’ll try to ban it...especially if it’s at their expense.


69 posted on 03/15/2020 11:08:53 AM PDT by PGalt (Past Peak Civilization?)
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To: RArtfulogerDodger

Don’t worry liberals, I am selling poison ivy leaves to wipe your butt with. They are organic and free range.


70 posted on 03/15/2020 11:52:42 AM PDT by Revolutionary ("Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!")
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To: RArtfulogerDodger
If Tom Hanks dies, we are ____

Unleashing the bad puns!

From Instapundit's Open Thread back on March 11:

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thefrolickingmole • 4 minutes ago

The following is black humour, I wouldnt wish this on anyone.

Saving Private Wuhan

Breathless in Seattle

The man with one functioning lung

Batnet

Joe Vs the Batvirus

Bonfire of the flu victims

A Plague of their own

Virus Gump

Youve got Disease

Road to Wuhan

And lastly, A beautiful day in the virus ward.

71 posted on 03/15/2020 12:39:42 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change with out notice.)
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To: Larry Lucido

It’s sheerly a hypothetical: Trump will NOT lose.


72 posted on 03/15/2020 5:21:44 PM PDT by RArtfulogerDodger (peace, Love, and Joy To All, Especially Obama and Democrats)
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To: PGalt

Hahah, he hears yew :)


73 posted on 03/15/2020 5:23:12 PM PDT by RArtfulogerDodger (peace, Love, and Joy To All, Especially Obama and Democrats)
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To: humblegunner

It’s a hypothetical ______-head.


74 posted on 03/15/2020 5:24:06 PM PDT by RArtfulogerDodger (peace, Love, and Joy To All, Especially Obama and Democrats)
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To: Magnatron

To kill Chuck Norris would take an asteroid strike. A BIG one. And even then, it might be iffy....


75 posted on 03/15/2020 5:25:00 PM PDT by RArtfulogerDodger (peace, Love, and Joy To All, Especially Obama and Democrats)
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To: super7man

Yes, the German sneak attack on Pearl Baily. A day that will go down.


76 posted on 03/15/2020 5:26:12 PM PDT by RArtfulogerDodger (peace, Love, and Joy To All, Especially Obama and Democrats)
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To: Redwood71

Less than?

This Friedberg is a NObody, vato. A nobody.

Like...well...like you :)


77 posted on 03/15/2020 5:27:50 PM PDT by RArtfulogerDodger (peace, Love, and Joy To All, Especially Obama and Democrats)
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To: Magnatron

Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

rwood


78 posted on 03/15/2020 8:47:59 PM PDT by Redwood71
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To: Magnatron

Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn’t worked up the courage to tell him yet.

rwood


79 posted on 03/15/2020 8:49:48 PM PDT by Redwood71
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To: SaraJohnson

What makes you think he’s a child molester?


80 posted on 03/15/2020 11:45:42 PM PDT by humblegunner
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