Cracker Jack Changes Name To More Politically Correct Caucasian Jack

Babylon Bee ^ | 06/17/2020

[GreenHornet]

Can we start a class action suit against the White Sox? They have made a mockery of our skin color long enough.

I think people of Scandinavian ancestry should be outraged that Minnesota calls its football team the "Vikings." Also, those of Irish heritage should demand that University of Notre Dame change the name of its team from the "Fighting Irish" to something less culturally insensitive. And then there's the Boston Celtics....

[House Atreides]

What about QUAKER OATS? I’m tired of the religious bigotry! /sarc

[combat_boots]

Kids are not taught the black/red difference

Accounting will have to change colors

[CrashCole]

I had a White high school classmate named John Brown. Also, had an African American roommate in college named John White. What to do? Life has become SO confusing!

[OrangeHoof]

What about "Cheese Nips"? Short, slanty-eyed little crackers.

[Brown Deer]