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Nadler Calls for End to Durham Probe [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 28 Jun 2020 | John Semmens

Posted on 06/26/2020 9:03:31 PM PDT by John Semmens

Newly released documents written by Peter Strzok in 2017 proving that former President Barack Obama was active in the scheme to undermine the Trump Administration prompted House Judiciary Chairman Rep. Jerrod Nadler (D-NY) to demand an end to the coup investigation being conducted by U.S. Attorney John Durham.

"James Comey, John Brennan, James Clapper, Peter Strzok, and all the rest were working at the explicit direction of President Obama," Nadler said. "Whatever so-called crimes they may have committed under orders from the President were fully authorized. President Obama is immune because as President Nixon pointed out, under the Constitution if the president does something it is not illegal. So, by extension any federal government employee carrying out the president's orders must also be immune."

"Instead of wasting the efforts of these patriotic and loyal employees, it is incumbent upon us to see through President Obama's plan to save the country from what Trump's own niece calls 'the most dangerous man in the world' and who Professor Noam Chomsky dubbed the 'worst criminal in human history' by impeaching him a second time," Nadler maintained. "The lies and abuses of power employed by these patriots are trivial infringements compared to the existential threat to humanity posed by President Trump."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/285464-2020-06-26-semi-news-semi-satire-june-28-2020-edition.htm


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: chomsky; comey; coup; durham; nixon; obama; satire; trump

1 posted on 06/26/2020 9:03:31 PM PDT by John Semmens
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2 posted on 06/26/2020 9:05:46 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

When I see the name ‘Noam Chomsky’ I find myself reaching for a rope.


3 posted on 06/26/2020 9:43:59 PM PDT by MeganC (There is nothing feminine about feminism.)
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To: John Semmens

The only chance the conspiring crooks have to escape justice is to portray POTUS Trump as Satan.

That way, they can proclaim that Nadler is the Archangel Michael, soaring upon golden wings after defeating evil itself with the mighty Sword of Schiff.

The House portrait artist is already already working on exactly such a portrait of Nadler. Schiff is being portrayed as a sword with his head and neck as the hilt.


4 posted on 06/26/2020 10:16:11 PM PDT by rfp1234 (Caveat Emperor)
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To: John Semmens

Aside from whatever degree of satire exists here, the question remains as to whether Durham is really doing anything that will ever amount to anything consequential.


5 posted on 06/27/2020 3:16:50 AM PDT by pt17
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To: pt17

the question remains as to whether Durham is really doing anything that will ever amount to anything consequential. .............................. We can continue to dream.


6 posted on 06/27/2020 5:04:49 AM PDT by Bringbackthedraft ( #ReasonableDemocratsforTrump. Where are you?)
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To: John Semmens
But there's no such thing as a John Durham anyway, at least until proven otherwise.

John Durham isn't even a hologram like Joe Biden, it's just a snapshot of some guy with a mustache and a grim expression.

Maybe a stock photo of some guy from Maud, Oklahoma or maybe a complete CGI picture.

Until proven otherwise, mind you.

7 posted on 06/27/2020 5:40:59 AM PDT by OKSooner (Don't buy from China. Don't buy from Microsoft. Don't do Facebook. Tweet only enough to get banned.)
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To: John Semmens

The line between satire and reality is very thin.


8 posted on 06/27/2020 5:41:29 AM PDT by dynachrome (The panic will end, the tyranny will not)
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