A Gender Neutral Mr. Potato Head Has His Tater Tots Cut Off

The Constitutional Conservatives ^ | February 28, 2021 | Daniel John Sobieski

[fidelis]

Just think of all those whose heretofore unrequited and dearest dream has now been fulfilled. Now any child—no matter what gender they identify with— can aspire to be a lumpy, starchy vegetable with cartoonish interchangeable parts. Oh Hasbro, you’ve done it again!

[libertasbella]

I doubt it. Biden’s brain wouldn’t be able to power a digital clock.

[sasquatch]

Best of the week!!!!

[Vehmgericht]

Mr. Clean is a skinhead! He’s next.

[Pollard]

[Liz]

A complete idiot if there ever was one.

[antidemoncrat]

So if Mrs. Tater Head is no longer politically correct, does that mean she gets her tater tits cut off?

[kaktuskid]

Did his French Fry go with it?

Shoestring? Crinkle Cut? Curly? Thick Cut?

[dfwgator]

[Songcraft]

:-)

(Probably "side-winding".)

[Flick Lives]

That’s President Potato Head, mister!

[Songcraft]

"That’s President Potato Head, mister!"

(And, the one before Trump was President Pot Head.)

     

[whitney69]

Used to be funny to put a potato in the exhaust pipe so it wouldn’t start. That comes to mind with this picture but it never started to begin with.

wy69

[mewzilla]

They've been reattached.

Hasbro Reverses Decision: Mr. Potato Head Will Remain

[MikelTackNailer]

The modern PC Inquisition has targeted the Muppets and Dr. Suess after bashing Looney Toons. Why would anyone want to be with a group totally lacking in sense of humor? Or believing they have any right to dictate at all, for that matter?

But I always rooted for COBRA. They always had the way cooler stuff.

[Svartalfiar]

Can these guys not afford an editor...?

and brainwashiung,
...
children, Control
...
for a generation dor a generation

[Leep]

Soon there gender benders will be the church ,eaders.

[Leep]

Soon THE gender benders will be the church ,Leaders.

[KeyLargo]