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Elmo Dies Of Myocarditis After Receiving COVID Vaccine
Babylon Bee ^ | 06/28/2022 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 06/28/2022 1:45:04 PM PDT by DFG

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1 posted on 06/28/2022 1:45:04 PM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

But how are the Teletubbies?


2 posted on 06/28/2022 1:46:48 PM PDT by PGR88 (<i>)
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To: PGR88

No longer so tubby after switching out their CRTs for flat screens.


3 posted on 06/28/2022 1:48:18 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (If Hitler invaded Hell, I would make at least a favourable reference of the Devil...-Churchill)
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To: DFG

Another great actor bites the dust.


4 posted on 06/28/2022 1:48:37 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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To: PGR88

(Teletubbies)

About 12-13 years ago, I was flipping channels and....

Wondered what ...

Oh, the horror.....

The unspeakable horror......


5 posted on 06/28/2022 1:50:08 PM PDT by SaveFerris (The Lord, The Christ and The Messiah: Jesus Christ of Nazareth - http://www.BiblicalJesusChrist.Com/)
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The Smurfs said they were feeling blue over this news.


6 posted on 06/28/2022 1:53:28 PM PDT by BipolarBob (Where is Biden leading us and what's with the hand basket?)
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To: PGR88

(But how are the Teletubbies?)

I suppose launching 🚀 them into the Sun ☀️ is out of the question?


7 posted on 06/28/2022 1:53:35 PM PDT by SaveFerris (The Lord, The Christ and The Messiah: Jesus Christ of Nazareth - http://www.BiblicalJesusChrist.Com/)
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To: PGR88

https://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2022/06/26?ct=v&cti=2091505


8 posted on 06/28/2022 1:54:53 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (It is better to light a single flame thrower then curse the darkness. A bunch of them is better yet)
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To: SaveFerris

Tinky-Winky was clearly trans before it was “cool.”


9 posted on 06/28/2022 1:58:18 PM PDT by PGR88 (<i>)
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--- "...died unexpectedly this morning just a few hours after receiving the COVID vaccine"

This humor is even MORE humorous, as one notes that the corruptocrats at the CDC and FDA have defined "vaccinated" as not official until some days AFTER the injection. So our comedic Elmo dies from Sudden Cartoon Character Disease Syndrome.

10 posted on 06/28/2022 2:01:33 PM PDT by Worldtraveler once upon a time
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To: DFG

Did he/she/it go to puppet heaven or puppet hell, whatever that would be like.


11 posted on 06/28/2022 2:02:17 PM PDT by Theophilous Meatyard III
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So sad. Elmo had a big heart. Recently very big…


12 posted on 06/28/2022 2:08:34 PM PDT by politicket
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To: PGR88

What about Bert and Ernie? I always knew something was up with those two.


13 posted on 06/28/2022 2:08:35 PM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as. )
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14 posted on 06/28/2022 2:12:50 PM PDT by PMAS (Vote with your wallets, there are 80 million of us - No China made, No Amazon)
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We know where Berts sympathies lie.


15 posted on 06/28/2022 2:22:18 PM PDT by eyedigress (Trump is my President!)
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To: DFG

They Killed Elmo ?


16 posted on 06/28/2022 2:26:07 PM PDT by butlerweave
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I just checked and they still seem to be fine.


17 posted on 06/28/2022 2:30:56 PM PDT by TigersEye (The Democrat Party is criminal, unAmerican and illegitimate )
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To: DFG
"Elmo not feeling so good," Elmo reportedly said just moments before collapsing.

Looks like "Jab Me" Elmo was a big flop.

18 posted on 06/28/2022 2:32:16 PM PDT by Ezekiel (🆘️ . . . - - - . . . "Come fly with US". Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with Mars ♂️)
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To: DFG

I finally guessed right: Babylon Bee.


19 posted on 06/28/2022 2:35:43 PM PDT by gitmo (If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
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To: DFG
The Teletubbies are groomers.

From 2021:
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/teletubbies-embrace-pride-gay-tinky-winky-scandal-120005359.html

20 posted on 06/28/2022 2:42:12 PM PDT by T.B. Yoits
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