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Rich New Yorkers are getting bladder surgery and Botox to avoid bathroom breaks on the drive to the Hamptons
Insider ^ | June 29, 2022 | Doree Lewak

Posted on 06/29/2022 6:08:51 AM PDT by grundle

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To: RouxStir

—”Foley catheter “

Looks painful.

A Texas catheter is an easy thing for males!
A small hole drilled in the floor, plug when not used...


61 posted on 06/29/2022 9:37:46 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT (trailer.)
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To: grundle

My grandmother used to hand us a mason jar.

L


62 posted on 06/29/2022 9:40:38 AM PDT by Lurker (Peaceful coexistence with the Left is not possible. Stop pretending that it is.)
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To: grundle

Aren’t there farms along the way. Someone in the NYT just said we should turn away from industrial fertilizer and just use urine.


63 posted on 06/29/2022 9:54:38 AM PDT by Organic Panic (Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes)
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To: grundle
Shusterman said patients have told him about clashes in the car with friends when they needed to get off the road and find a restroom, to no avail... The doctor himself can relate. "I can't tell you how many arguments I personally get into — I've lost three friends because I'm the driver and refuse to stop for them," said Shusterman. "There's just no place to stop."

How I wish Jackie Mason were still alive to do a routine about this!

64 posted on 06/29/2022 12:21:18 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (“Government is the problem.” --Milton Friedman)
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To: NetAddicted
Why don’t they buy adult diapers and cut out all caffeine?

That's for the limo driver peasants. The Hamptons 2nd home owners are in the back, drinking cocktails.

65 posted on 06/29/2022 12:33:05 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (“Government is the problem.” --Milton Friedman)
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To: Blueflag

LOL!! Whizzing in a bottle while flying - reduced to a mathematical formula. Well done!


66 posted on 06/29/2022 12:41:58 PM PDT by Hardastarboard (Don't wish your enemy ill; plan it. )
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To: Hardastarboard

One handed as well. In rough air you have to maintain a grasp on the yoke or stick.


67 posted on 06/29/2022 12:44:36 PM PDT by Blueflag (Res ipsa loquitur: ad ferre non, velit esse sine defensione)
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To: grundle

It’s not that there are no bathrooms.

It’s the real risk of contact with déplorables until you are through Hampton Bays, when you will again be among others of your own kind.


68 posted on 06/29/2022 12:48:51 PM PDT by Jim Noble (I’ve stumbled on the side of twelve misty mountains)
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To: grundle

Get the “UROLIFT” so that you do not have to stop on the Long Island Expressway, Northern or Southern Expressways.


69 posted on 06/29/2022 12:53:51 PM PDT by NY Attitude (Make love not war but be prepared for either.)
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I don’t get it. Isn’t it interstate all the way? There’s no gas stations or McDonalds along the way? Buckee’s or Flying J?


70 posted on 06/29/2022 6:26:01 PM PDT by Cloverfarm (Pray for the peace of Jerusalem ...)
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Crawling through increasingly insufferable summer traffic to and from their second homes, some 100 miles away
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They come out to the Hamptons and have to stop four or five times on the way, but can't find a restroom,


100 miles, in traffic is what, two, maybe four hours at most? And there's seriously enough people who can't hold it in more than 30-45 minutes that this is an actual "news" story?

Did they not bring any Gatorade bottles? No trees on the side of the highway?
71 posted on 06/30/2022 7:33:12 AM PDT by Svartalfiar
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