Everyone is Laughing at the Ridiculous Pelosi Big Lie Meet the underwear-clad MAGA assassin from a hippie commune in Berkeley.

Front Page Magazine ^ | October 31, 2022 | by Kurt Schlichter

[JennysCool]

It’s too obvious to continue the coverup. Paul is just going to have to hold one of those “sensitive” press conferences and admit he’s a Nancy-boy.

[gloryblaze]

Why would he crawl through broken glass when he could just reach inside and open it with the handle?

This isn’t the ad where scared people ignore the running car and go behind the row of chainsaws, although the perp seems to be about that bright.

[Texas resident]

I don’t think it will ever come to that.

The dim’s media will find another Trump story quickly and this one will be dropped.

[joshua c]

to be fair

to a nudist

underwear is considered formal attire

he was just missing the bowtie

[bray]

There is only one explanation that works. A homo quarrel.

[Organic Panic]

I wonder... Will they swab the hammer for DNA? Or vaseline?

[SaveFerris]

Yep. Something wasn’t kosher in the agreement / terms.

Nothing else seems to make sense.

[Wilhelm Tell]

You mean the nudist, living in a gay commune, hemp jewelry-making type of MAGA supporter?

[Songcraft]

"Not that anyone wants to see pictures but when the police described Paul Pelosi's friend as wearing only underwear, was he wearing them covering his middle or was he wearing them on his head?   Was it Paul's underwear or was it his friend's?"


Maybe he was just wearing protection (covid protection).


 
 
 

[Red Badger]

I’m sure they’ll sniff it out................

[Wilhelm Tell]

Those pictures are the most barf-worthy thing I have seen in a while.

[Organic Panic]

I’m sure she knows all about Paul’s extra curricular activities. I seriously doubt a couple that powerful married for so long minds what the other does outside of the marriage. Look at Hillary and Bill. Big Mike and her beard.

Not saying it is a gay thing. BUT, if you are a high profile closet gay in a powerful marriage, what better way to get your fix than with a crazy street person? Who would believe a crazy person like DePape if he were to run to the San Fran Chron saying “I AM JESUS CHRIST AND I’M PAUL PELOSI’S GAY LOVER!” No one.

[SaveFerris]

A world gone mad......

[Songcraft]

Yep.   (Got 'em in the google image pit.)

[SaveFerris]

The orange glasses really bring the whole ensemble together.

[Songcraft]

Amen to that.

[Songcraft]

They kind of look like a Halloween color combination, don't they?

[SaveFerris]

All he needs is a chainsaw.

Why can’t we get in the running car?

Are you crazy??!! Let’s hide behind the chainsaws!

[Songcraft]

"I’m sure they’ll sniff it out................"

P-P's defense might be that he was just innocently sniffing the guy's hair (just like the big guy does), when the dang MAGA-zeener pulled out the tool (the hammer).

[bray]

The old White Hispanic explanation.