Professor seeks males for testicle removal study

The College Fix ^ | 05/11/2023 | Dakota Powell

[House Atreides]

BIG MIKE should volunteer.

[Songcraft]

It's just like baseball:  "And the count is now no balls, and two strikes".

[Jan_Sobieski]

He’ll have a difficult time finding men with testicles in Boulder Colorado!

[Secret Agent Man]

I support equality and studying removing the ovaries of liberal women as well.

[StormEye]

Why don't those researchers seek out men who had to
one or both testicles removed due to cancer?

[Right Brother]

Ha! Beat me to it.

[milagro]

Then, out at first base!

[TexasM1A]

So they are going to study eunuchs.

[Captainpaintball]

I guarantee ALL the volunteers vote democrat.

[ptsal]

Let Sean lead by example. /s

[ptsal]

Go for a double blind study and remove two....

[Songcraft]

:-)

(And you can't score if you can't score.)

[Pearls Before Swine]

Cue up the Rocky Mountain oyster jokes.

[telescope115]

Please contact the Dems in the Colorado State Legislature and the Governor’s Mansion..
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They could also go after the Illinois’ governor’s balls as well, but I doubt they would ever find them.

[hardspunned]

I’ve been watching a similar study that has been in progress for decades. What does the professor want to know about the Republican Party?

[dinodino]

Most of the Republicans in Congress apparently are already study participants.

[Delta 21]

It wont be me but I suspect, in todays climate, he will have no problem finding volunteers.

[ArtDodger]

I’ll take the money if I can be the placebo.

[glennaro]

Sounds like the “professor” is engaged in a bit of trolling ... no doubt a longterm hobby.

[Delta 21]