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Budweiser CEO Pleads with Consumers [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 9 July 2023 | John Semmens

Posted on 07/08/2023 4:29:52 PM PDT by John Semmens

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To: John Semmens

How many of the posters here understand that this is satire?


21 posted on 07/08/2023 6:37:43 PM PDT by TChad (Progressives are in favor of removing healthy sex organs from children. Conservatives oppose this.)
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To: TChad

There has been a series of ups and downs over this issue of satire and by posting “(semi-satire)” in the title the thread poster/author is doing what has been agreed to do in the past discussions and complaints. I like these posts.


22 posted on 07/08/2023 6:43:31 PM PDT by KC Burke (Diversity, Inclusion and Equity is not another way to spell GOD but it is a way to spell DIE.)
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To: John Semmens

“A young girl trapped in a grown man’s body…”. BS a grown man sickly trying to portray himself as a barely pubescent girl. I am certain Dylan has a following among pedophiles


23 posted on 07/08/2023 7:38:31 PM PDT by The Great RJ
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To: John Semmens

Is this for real? For real 😧


24 posted on 07/08/2023 7:45:26 PM PDT by drSteve78 (Je suis Deplorable. Even more so.)
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To: John Semmens

Why is he still employed? You might ask.

He destroyed countless peoples lives.

Hint: He did what the government told him to do in exchange for job security.


25 posted on 07/08/2023 7:47:39 PM PDT by WeaslesRippedMyFlesh
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To: TChad

How many of the posters here understand that this is satire?

Given the number of responses, including mine, it reads as too real to be clever.


26 posted on 07/08/2023 7:47:54 PM PDT by drSteve78 (Je suis Deplorable. Even more so.)
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To: John Semmens

Satire? No?
Either way....kill the whole InBev company. The workers will distribute and make other beverages and beers.


27 posted on 07/08/2023 8:01:54 PM PDT by Getready (Wisdom is more valuable than gold and harder to find.)
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To: Obadiah

I just clarified the CEO’s thoughts about the disaster he presides over.


28 posted on 07/08/2023 8:19:39 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

“the greatest beer in the world”

It’s beer-flavored water, and always has been.

There’s ANY NUMBER of beers that are better. And that don’t associate with delusional weirdos.


29 posted on 07/09/2023 6:22:55 AM PDT by cotton1706
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