(Vanity) Your Halloween Costumes?

The recesses of my idle brain | 10/23/03 | Hatteras

[NYC GOP Chick]

Yikes! That wife's costume idea sounds *so* demeaning. I sense a lot of hostility from her.

[John O]

the best one I saw was a man in a trash can being carried out.

Imagine standing in a trash can (with the bottom cut out). The can rides about 8 inches lower than armpit level. Fake legs hang out the front of the can (makes it look like you are sitting in the can with your legs hanging out)

a fake upper body and head are behind you with the clothes going down to your legs. The fake arms attach to the handles of the trash can.

The whole idea is to look like a drunk (you) is being carted out in the trash by the garbage man. Hard to move in but great to drink in.

[mikrofon]

Here's a mask sure to scare the hell out of your friends this Halloween!

[uvular]

How 'bout you as Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater, and the wife as a pumpkin? (shame on me)

[Corin Stormhands]

She even has ears and a tail from an old Underdog costume that my son wore when he was about 5 or 6 years old.

Oh?

[Lawgvr1955]

Go as Steve Bartman. It doesn't take much work to make. Wear a Cub t-shirt and cap. Place a radio/headphone on your ears. Everytime someone at the party attempts to reach for a snack, beer, etc., knock it out of their hand. (May not be a good idea in Chicago area though)

[uglybiker]

Throw a sheet over your head and carry a sign that reads: "I wrote Hillary's book."

[uglybiker]

Throw a sheet over your head and carry a sign that reads: "I wrote Hillary's book."