The Guild 11-12-2003 Awful Plastic Surgery

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[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Do they or don't they?

Sometimes it's easy to spot awful plastic surgery, other times you wonder if it's your eyes or if there has been a change. Some look 'too perfect' others look like freak side shows.

Today is dedicated to Awful Plastic Surgery, and a couple of good jobs as well.

Meg Ryan: Did A Bee Sting Her Lips?

Meg Ryan doesn't realize that the bee stung lips look went out with the late 80's. She also is botoxed to death; it looks like it hurts for her to smile. In fact, one onlooker thinks she looks like Susan Dey of LA Law fame!

Lara Flynn Boyle - Duck Lips Aren't Sexy

Prior to her collagen lips, Lara Flynn Boyle was a pretty girl. However, in a place as superficial as Hollywood, its not enough to be pretty; you must look perfect and that often leads people in the wrong direct. In Lara's case, it lead her to believe that she needed collagen in her lips for 'sexy pout'. Well, Lara, duck lips aren't sexy! The photo on the left is Lara prior to the collagen, the photo on the right is after; notice her fat upper lip.

Trout pout can get ugly, notice that one side of her upper lip is huge.

By popular demand, its's Mary Tyler Moore

Mary Tyler Moore is this week's recipient of 'Worst Celebrity Plastic Surgery'. Her name tops the list of names sent in by web surfers for bad celebrity plastic surgery suggestions.

Like many people in Hollywood, Mary Tyler Moore has tried to hang on to her youth by any means necessary with somewhat distastrous results. She doesn't have sagging jowls like many people her age, but her face is so tight it looks like a defective Halloween mask. Scarily enough, it is her real face.

There's a vast difference between her late 70's face and her late 90's / early 00's face. Had she left everything alone and just aged naturally, she would have looked nice, kind of like Mary Tyler Moore's mother. Alas, trying to stop time, she had a face lift which destroyed the delicate plains of her face. Notice the difference in her facial shape, her face is flatter in the more recent photos. Strangest of all, she had a nose job (her previous nose was perfect), notice the change in the shape of her nostrils.

Is That Loretta Swit or a weird kabuki mask?

Since when did the lovely Loretta Swit from the tv show 'Mash' become a kabuki like caricature of herself? See these photos.

Au Natural - she was almost 40 when this photo was taken

Is that a balding top scalp I spy? Why yes it is! Also notice her thin lips.

No more hair on top, time to get a wig. May as well throw in a face lift that makes my face look like a kabuki mask. Oh yeah, the collagen in the lips is just the perfect youth potion.

The mannequin at Macy's wants her blonde wig back!

Is it Marie Osmond or Cruella Deville

Aliens Kidnapped Marie Osmond and Stretched Her Face

Marie, you used to be so pretty. Time was marching on, but it wasn't marching across your face! Why did you let them butcher your beauty? The idea of you spending the rest of your life with that weird 'surprised' look on your face kills me. Please Lord, let Marie's face lift settle into something that looks less like a Joker Halloween mask.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Feel free to visit the site and post your favorites.

BTW, Halle Berry does have a boob job. I couldn't say for sure, but it was reported last night on Fox News that they are fake. I knew she was 'too perfect'.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Good Morning

[lodwick]

Looks like the awful folks don't play linking...we'll have to find a friendlier host.

Cheers up there.

[anniegetyourgun]

Well, I went to see some of those links....pretty awful alright. What we need in America is more of THIS kind of plastic surgery instead:

[Carolina]

ROTFL!!

Had to go to the site cause all I see are red X's.

Yet another photo showcasing Susan Ward's bad boob job. This is a later photo and you can see that they are sliding down her chest into a position that is too low. Bad bad bad surgery.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

I really apologize for all the red x's. When I posted it this morning it all showed up and was fabulous.

It is worth the time to see the horrors in there.

[texasbluebell]

Interesting website, HLL.

They forgot 2 celebs I can think of. Michael Douglas seems to have had something done around his eyes.

And I heard some plastic surgeon on tv a while back talking about Demi Moore, that she has had so much done over the years that it's not even noticeable for the most part, because it's never anything dramatic.

She started very young, in her 20s, and has done little bits all along, starting with thinning her nose. He said what she's had done has to have cost upwards of $300K. (He wasn't her surgeon, and wouldn't talk about any of his own clients by name.)

[Carolina]

It is worth the time to see the horrors in there.

Good Lord! Poor Marie Osmond.

[lodwick]

Anyone considering cosmetic surgery should be required by law to visit that website.

Yikes!

[mountaineer]

I think C Z-J has been trying to turn hubby Michael Douglas into a young man, e.g., dyeing his hair blond. A little nip and tuck aren't out of the question there.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Demi Moore looks really weird. She had so much done to her teeth it looks like they are false. I am still looking for a better close up of her new face. Here's her old one.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Here is Michael Douglas when he was hot ( and Kathleen Turner when she was a woman)

And Now

[mountaineer]

It looks like Kathleen has taken that "Friends" role (playing a transsexual) too seriously, as she really does seem a lot less feminine than several years ago.

[Swede Girl]

So scary. I don't think the celebrities see how terrible it looks. They are so used to looking at each other that they must think it is normal to have such a strange, pulled, pouty, and surprised look. The pity is that most of them once had natural beauty that should have been allowed to age gracefully and naturally.

[xJones]

The one that always puts me into shock is Jocelyn Wildenstein, the cat woman. I won't even post her after photo here, it's too horrible. I've read that her VERY rich husband loved big game hunting, and when he starting chasing around, she started to have her face remade into something like the big cats (lions, leopards, etc.) that he was so interested in.

[daisyscarlett]

It's okay to post a photo of the Cat Lady here...some of us really love that kinda stuff, lol. And at least she seemed to have done it for love..

HLL, re: Young Michael Douglas, oo-la-la (No wonder Mo Dowd was so smitten, lol)

[daisyscarlett]

Anyone into leather? ha ha...he does nothing for me, for one thing his jeans are not tight enough but I suppose that is a good thing...

Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. John Kerry (news - web sites) of Massachusetts arrived on the 'The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (news - Y! TV)' stage via motorcycle wearing jeans, a denim shirt and a leather jacket during his appearance Nov. 11, 2003, at the NBC studios in Burbank, Calif. Leno (L) looks on as Kerry greets the audience. Kerry discussed his presidential campaign and his thoughts on the war in Iraq (news - web sites). Photo by Reuters (Handout)

[texasbluebell]

Michael D. probably should do his jowls next...Catherine will get him under the knife for that eventually.

He was amazing when younger, wasn't he?

So much fun to watch the old tv show Streets of San Francisco.

[daisyscarlett]

I'm sure none of you are interested in this dude but maybe you have a lib friend who would qualify?

Web Site Accepts Lonely Hearts for Candidate

"And I certainly want a dynamic, outspoken woman who was fearless in her desire for peace in the world and for universal single-payer health care and a full employment economy," the four-term congressman told the forum. "If you are out there call me."

He may be trailing in his bid for president, but Ohio Democrat and bachelor Dennis Kucinich (news - web sites) could soon be king of the lonely hearts after describing his ideal first lady at a debate last week. A political Web site, www.PoliticsNH.com, said November 7, 2003 it has begun accepting personal ads for the 57-year-old candidate, who pleaded for an outspoken, dynamic mate during a forum on women's issues. Kucinich speaks in the Cleveland City Council Chambers, Oct. 13. (Ron Kuntz/Reuters)

[texasbluebell]

Very sad to see what Meg Ryan did to her cute little face.

She doesn't look like herself at all, but almost a caricature of Melanie Griffith, I think.

[texasbluebell]

Re: Demi. It's really a bit difficult finding photos of her that are decent enough to post on this site...

[daisyscarlett]

Spartacus passed down some really good genes to Michael...

[texasbluebell]

Here's an old photo of Demi, just concentrate on the face, the rest of that stuff is photo-shopped for the site it was on. Look at her old face, especially nose, from before she had anything done, at least it looks markedly different to her newer looks.

[xJones]

Okay, here's a link to the Cat Woman: Jocelyn , and another link to her bizarre life story: Wildenstein

[texasbluebell]

LOL! Spartacus! He sure did.

[texasbluebell]

We can't forget the lovely Nancy while on this subject...

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

No kidding. I didn't know that Demi had such a problem with wearing clothes.

[contessa machiaveli]

i love this stuff. women can get away with plastic surgery if it's done by a top cosmetic surgeon but men usually end up resembling elderly women. michael douglas, al pacino and frank gifford are prime examples. they have brow lifts and get these saucer eyes like those kean paintings from years ago.
lara flynn boyle is very frightening....those lips, that skeletal body.
i'd bet anything that jen lopez had her nose thinned (and halle berry.
check out c zeta jones....seems like some work done around the eyes also.

[contessa machiaveli]

kirk douglas (if you've seen some recent photos has had a face lift and it's awful! seems like THAT runs in the family.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

J-Lo did get a nose and lip job

[mountaineer]

I think Denzel Washington has had his nose thinned, too.

[lodwick]

Jesus!

Thank you for NOT posting that creature here.

What sort of though process must go on in her head to make her dome look like that?

[NYpeanut]

Yikes, Catherine looks like she's with her grandfather. What does she see in him?

[NYpeanut]

Actually, make that grandMother.

[mountaineer]

As was noted on another thread about "Rebel Without a Clue" Kerry riding onto the Leno stage on a borrowed Harley, WHAT A DORK!

[Teacup]

Says Boy George: "I'm an ordinary looking bloke. The makeup, hats, the drag give me a kind of exotica which I don't have without it. I've been dressing up since I was 13 because it makes me look better. Makes me feel more like a warrior . . . dressing up is a way of disguising that you've got no personality. I can meet an old lady at a bus stop and have a more interesting conversation than I can with a drag queen."

Yikes!!!! These actor types are strange folks.

[Teacup]

Are you listening to Drudge on Rush's show? apparently, some puppet up staged John F. Kerry last night on Jay leno's show. How funny.

[Teacup]

Former U.S. President Bill Clinton speaks at the opening of a new AIDS research center in Beijing Tuesday Nov. 11, 2003.

Former US president Bill Clinton speaking at a symposium on SARS

I see the creep is making the rounds in China. I wish he'd stay there.

[Carolina]

Hey, T. Thanks so much for posting those pics in thumbnail. I really can't stomach this creep.

In the Hmmmm Department...

Hollywood actor Christian Slater's wife Ryan Haddon has been arrested after allegedly hitting the actor with a glass in a Las Vegas hotel room.

Slater, star of films such as Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, received stitches after the incident on Monday but did not press charges, police said.

Haddon, 31, a television producer, was taken by police to the Clark County jail on a misdemeanour battery charge.

She was released without bail after a mandatory 12-hour detention.

Haddon was arrested at 7am (3pm GMT) on Monday at the Hard Rock hotel-casino.

Slater, 34, originally said his wife had thrown the glass at him but "changed his story and said it was an accident" when told his wife could go to jail, police spokeswoman Carla Alston said.

Film star Slater's wife arrested

[contessa machiaveli]

she sees about $250 million (at least) and lots of top show biz connections.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

How about Victoria Principal?

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

FYI

Lil Kim is another celebrity with a bad boob job. People with tons of money really have to excuse to show off such shoddy workmanship. What drug is she on that she thinks that no one will notice the grand canyon between her massively fake looking breasts? The worst part is that you can actually see where the implants start and stop in her chest.

[daisyscarlett]

Yikes, I thought Victoria was married to a plastic surgeon..did he do that to her?

[daisyscarlett]

Kirk Douglas had a facelift? I thought he was paralyzed etc from a stroke...Mrs. Miohael D. said recently she would never get a divorce...well, duh, of course not, she plans on being a wealthy young widow...Wills trump pre-nups after all...

[Teacup]

Democratic presidential candidate, retired General Wesley Clark (R), talks to voters at the New Hampshire Democratic party's Jefferson-Jackson Dinner in Manchester, New Hampshire, October 23, 2003. Many campaigns and causes brought signs to the dinner, including a man advocating a write-in campaign for U.S. Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton .

Thumb prints is all I could stand too.

Hollywood actor Christian Slater's wife Ryan Haddon has been arrested after allegedly hitting the actor with a glass in a Las Vegas hotel room.

Oh boy, these two sound like a lot of fun.

[NYpeanut]

Oh, so she's a hooker.

[Carolina]

From the pic:

Write in Hillary Clinton

ROTFLOL!! Isn't Wesley Hillary's sock puppet anyway?

[pubmom]

If you party with the Slaters, bring some bandages and the hydrogen peroxide.:)

[daisyscarlett]

I caught some of Drudge re: the potty mouth puppet who upstaged Kerry, LOL...Can't wait till Monday when Rush returns...not that I am not enjoying Drudge and some of the others...I do hope Rush has been able to "keep up"...

Yeah, BillyJeff is in China and I saw one report where he hugged a young lady with AIDS and he was being hailed by the American Press as showing China how to be compassionate with AIDS victims....Wonder if his hug would have been quite so compassionate if it had been a male AIDS victim he hugged,

[Teacup]

According to Drudge, we could expect to hear from Hillary soon.

I heard that sound bite of the potty mouth puppet on Jay leno's show "dising" John F. Kerry. What a hoot.

Yes, Good ole Rush returns on Monday. I pray he will be ready to take on a full time job this soon. I kind of would like to see him back on a part time basis. I'm taking as an ex-counselor type. Some times we bite off more than we can chew. I've missed Rush, and I pray he's doing great. Rush is one of a kind and very special. I wish him a lot of luck.