Dennis Miller on "The situation" (Urban Legend)

HBO | October 2003 | Dennis Miller

[justshutupandtakeit]

Another slice of truth.

[RebelBanker]

I was going to suggest a bit of formatting, but then I realized that the way it is posted really does capture the style of a good rant.

I think Dennis pretty well nailed it here!

[egarvue]

Not a bad rant, but no offense, I have a hard time believing that Dennis Miller actually said or wrote this. Miller has a very distinct style, full of offbeat cultural references and screamingly funny comparisons. This article reads like a rather mundane weblog rant, not Miller's style in the least. And I highly doubt that Miller is religious enough to omit the "o" from "G-d".

Its not a bad rant. But I'm all for trying to find out who the real author is.

[mirkwood]

How un-pc. I love it!

[conservativecorner]

Thanks much for the post. BUMP!!

[eyespysomething]

artemisa
Since Nov 25, 2003



Where's the link?

[nhoward14]

When was this rant supposedly aired? His HBO show was canceled in December 2002. Besides, where are the obscure references to Kruschev and Pavlov's Dogs?

[BrookdalePark]

They could've had their own country any time in the last thirty years.
Longer than that. Back to the late '40s. Same time as the founding of Israel. They said no then, and they say no now.
They do not want a country. They only want Israel to cease to exist.

[TheSpottedOwl]

This one is right on the money.

[nhoward14]

URBAN LEGEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Claim: Comedian Dennis Miller is the author of "A Brief Overview of the Situation," an Internet-circulated essay about the Arab-Israeli conflict.
Status: False.

Example: [Collected on the Internet, 2002]

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/outrage/miller.htm

[eyespysomething]

Good catch!

[nhoward14]

Origins: Comedian
Dennis Miller is celebrated for his R-rated, no-holds-barred political commentaries because they cut to the heart of disturbing issues by using humor as a lens through which to view current events. His "rants" make us laugh, but they also make us think, which lifts his form of humor above mere entertainment and into the realm of provocative editorializing that so often helps folks see old situations in a new light.

The voice of the Internet essay now attributed to him seems to many to be his, and its appearance in their inboxes emblazoned with a notation that it's "from Dennis Miller" confirms this perception. Yet the piece now being laid at his feet is not his work; it's the effort of another social commentator who bears a similar name.

This diatribe is actually part of a column by humorist Larry Miller which appeared in The Daily Standard on 22 April 2002. It is a reaction piece to a 10 April 2002 FOX News Network interview conducted by Greta van Susteren with Ishmael Abu-Shanab, spokesman for the Hamas political wing in the Gaza strip, and American attorney Stanley Cohen, who has represented the head of Hamas.

The version circulating on the Internet omits a four-paragraph lead-in about the ludicrosity of anyone named Cohen's defending Hamas, the Palestinian organization responsible for the 27 March Passover bombing that killed 19 and injured 100 at a hotel in Netanya, as well as many other bombings. It also leaves off the five-paragraph finish primarily devoted to a discussion of Colin Powell's (then) projected peace mission and disparagement of van Susteren's politeness to her two guests. The core of the article -- the "brief overview" -- is reproduced faithfully.

This was not the first piece by Larry Miller to have gained widespread Internet circulation while attributed to a different source. In March 2002, his essay decrying a tendency to minimalize the horror of terrorism and society's washing its hands of problems that don't yield to easy solutions ("You Say You Want a Resolution") rocketed through cyberspace attributed to Gen. Richard E. Hawley, a United States Air Force general.

Larry Miller suffers the unenviable fate of seeing not one, but two of his essays acclaimed by the masses but attributed to other writers. This is not the sort of fame every author aspires to.

Barbara "yet again, one too many Millers has led to befuddlement" Mikkelson

Last updated: 8 May 2002

[theFIRMbss]

>The Palestinians want their own country. There's just one thing about that: There are no Palestinians. It's a made up word.

That's well and good, but
the bad news about this bit
of truth is much worse

than any good news.
This wasn't said by the Prez.
This wasn't said by

a mainstream news man.
This wasn't said by staff wonks.
Just imagine what

this says about our
culture that a bluntly clear
simple truth like this

only can be said
by a fringe "comedian"
on some cable show

that will be seen by
fewer people than will see
Saturday cartoons!

[YourAdHere]

I also caught him on ET last night commenting on the Michale Jackson case. He DID NOT defend the guy, unlike all the other Hollywood jerks who did (Michael J. Fox, Liz Taylor, Steve Harvey). Miller said if the case is true the guy should fry for it, and that an immediate suicide watch should be placed on the guy now.

[americanSoul]

There are no Palestinians. It's a made up word. Israel was called Palestine for two thousand years. Palestinian sounds ancient but is really a modern invention. Before the Israelis won the land in war, Gaza was owned by Egypt, and there were no Palestinian then, and the West Bank was owned by Jordan, and there were no Palestinians; then. As soon as the Jews took over and started growing oranges as big as basketballs, what do you know, say hello to the Palestinians, weeping for their deep bond with their lost land and nation.

Nailed it well and succintly.

[harpu]

Dennis Miller for Kalifornia U.S. Senator...bye, bye Babs!

[Quilla]

Excellent find - freepers are so resourceful. I fell for it because of this line:

Unless I'm missing something, the Arabs haven't given anything to the world since Algebra, and, by the way, thanks a hell of a lot for that one.

[garyb]

You are right. LARRY Miller wrote the essay:

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/outrage/miller.htm

Quoting Snopes:

This diatribe is actually part of a column by humorist Larry Miller which appeared in The Daily Standard on 22 April 2002. It is a reaction piece to a 10 April 2002 FOX News Network interview conducted by Greta van Susteren with Ishmael Abu-Shanab, spokesman for the Hamas political wing in the Gaza strip, and American attorney Stanley Cohen, who has represented the head of Hamas.

The version circulating on the Internet omits a four-paragraph lead-in about the ludicrosity of anyone named Cohen's defending Hamas, the Palestinian organization responsible for the 27 March Passover bombing that killed 19 and injured 100 at a hotel in Netanya, as well as many other bombings. It also leaves off the five-paragraph finish primarily devoted to a discussion of Colin Powell's (then) projected peace mission and disparagement of van Susteren's politeness to her two guests. The core of the article -- the "brief overview" -- is reproduced faithfully.

This was not the first piece by Larry Miller to have gained widespread Internet circulation while attributed to a different source. In March 2002, his essay decrying a tendency to minimalize the horror of terrorism and society's washing its hands of problems that don't yield to easy solutions ("You Say You Want a Resolution") rocketed through cyberspace attributed to Gen. Richard E. Hawley, a United States Air Force general.

[bullseye1911]

artemisa: agent provacateur?