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Upstate NY woman sets sex partners on fire
Finger Lakes News Network ^
| 12/16/03
Posted on 12/16/2003 6:28:24 AM PST by Behind Liberal Lines
(Newark NY) -- A Wayne County woman has been arrested for setting her sex partners on fire.
27 year old Darlene Humby of Newark is alleged to have sex with Matt Hutchinson and another man at the same time last week. Upon conclusion Humby poured lighter fluid on the crotch of Hutchinson and then set him on fire.
According to the Times of Wayne County, Hutchinson was not injured. However several days later, Humby again had sex this time with three partners. The Wayne County woman set fire to the shirt of Chad Porterfield.
Humby was remained to jail in lieu of bail. The woman told police fire was a sexual stimulation.
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Just a hunka hunka burnin' love...
To: mhking
just damn
To: Behind Liberal Lines
LOL! Reminds me of that song "come on baby light my fire",,who sang that,,was it Neil Diamond?
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posted on
12/16/2003 6:29:37 AM PST
by
cajungirl
(no)
To: cajungirl
The Doors.
To: cajungirl
The Doors
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posted on
12/16/2003 6:30:15 AM PST
by
KantianBurke
(Don't Tread on Me)
To: Behind Liberal Lines
Well, there's another Law and Order episode.
To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
Flame on!
Just damn.
If you want on the new list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...
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posted on
12/16/2003 6:32:20 AM PST
by
mhking
(Bud Light salutes Real Men of Genius: Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer...)
To: cajungirl
who sang that,,was it Neil Diamond?Gag, let's hope Neil never decides to cover it.
You are either thinking of Jim Morrison or Jose Feliciano.
To: Behind Liberal Lines
Imagine what she's like when she's feeling kinky.
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posted on
12/16/2003 6:34:06 AM PST
by
Eris
To: hellinahandcart
Jesus, just when I thought I knew everything, they come up with this.
To: Behind Liberal Lines
She's a hottie...
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posted on
12/16/2003 6:35:29 AM PST
by
meyer
To: Behind Liberal Lines
What's the big deal? Lots of people smoke after intercourse.
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posted on
12/16/2003 6:35:56 AM PST
by
Gtown
To: Behind Liberal Lines
Upstate NY woman sets sex partners on fireI recommend a good lubricant...
To: Hawkeye's Girl
Well, there's another Law and Order episode.Not to mention another case for Greta's Kobe/Laci/Jacko rotation.
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posted on
12/16/2003 6:37:41 AM PST
by
CFC__VRWC
(AIDS, abortion, euthanasia - don't liberals just kill ya?)
To: Eris
Liquid Sky bump
To: Gtown; sauropod
So the guy asks the girl, "Do you smoke after sex?", and she replies, "I don't know, I never looked..."
To: Behind Liberal Lines
Hooker #1....."do you smoke after sex?"
Hooker #2....."I don't know, I never looked"
To: hellinahandcart
Doh'!
To: Rebelbase
OMG, this is the first time I've ever beaten anyone to anything. I'm usually third or fourth. Whee for me!!
To: Behind Liberal Lines; cajungirl
from
this thread:
Women arsonists are a very small proportion of all fire-setters, according to Doug Allen, who spent more than 30 years investigating fires for the state forestry department, ultimately as the chief of the Southern California law enforcement unit.
Allen now runs a private arson investigation business and has just begun a case study of serial female arsonists.
While Allen acknowledges that he's studied fewer than a dozen cases so far, he said women arsonists are likely to have some sort of sexual link to their fire-setting behavior, in stark contrast to men who usually have other motivations.
"One lady in San Diego would get her boyfriend to set fires and then let him have sex," he said. "Another lady, whenever her husband wanted to have sex, she'd set a fire right afterward. Another, whenever her husband wanted to have sex, she'd develop a migraine and set a fire on the way to the doctor's office.
"It's bizarre."
To: hellinahandcart
Turn on the d*mn exhaust fan, willya?
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posted on
12/16/2003 6:41:06 AM PST
by
sauropod
("We got him.")
To: Behind Liberal Lines
"I'm burnin', I'm burnin', I'm burnin' for you..."
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posted on
12/16/2003 6:41:39 AM PST
by
B Knotts
(Go 'Nucks!)
To: Behind Liberal Lines
Love is a burning thing
and it makes a firery ring
bound by wild desire
I fell in to a ring of fire...
I fell in to a burning ring of fire
I went down,down,down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns,burns,burns
the ring of fire
the ring of fire.
The taste of love is sweet
when hearts like our's meet
I fell for you like a child
oh, but the fire went wild..
I fell in to a burning ring of fire
I went down,down,down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns,burns,burns
the ring of fire
the ring of fire.
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posted on
12/16/2003 6:44:40 AM PST
by
B Knotts
(Go 'Nucks!)
To: Behind Liberal Lines
Hot Rod...?
To: Behind Liberal Lines
Not one of the fire-victims(?) seems bothered or surprised.
Was not #2 shocked watching #1's crotch go up in flames?
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posted on
12/16/2003 6:48:54 AM PST
by
Diogenesis
(If you mess with one of us, you mess with all of us)
Comment #26 Removed by Moderator
To: Behind Liberal Lines
talk about smoking after sex!
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posted on
12/16/2003 6:53:09 AM PST
by
steveo
To: Wolverine3
You know what they say "once you've had black, you'll never go back"...
To: steveo
self: read before posting
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posted on
12/16/2003 6:54:18 AM PST
by
steveo
To: B Knotts
Don't bring Johnny Cash iinto this!!! And thanks to all for the Doors. Freeprs know everything!!
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posted on
12/16/2003 6:55:47 AM PST
by
cajungirl
(no)
To: Behind Liberal Lines
He: "Do you mind if I smoke?"
She: "I don't care if you burst into flames!"
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posted on
12/16/2003 6:56:24 AM PST
by
Jonah Hex
(Free Republic - the Truth Shall Make You Fret)
To: Behind Liberal Lines
"Great Balls of Fire"!!!
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posted on
12/16/2003 6:57:48 AM PST
by
texson66
To: Neets; Xenalyte; cjshapi; honeygrl
I'll have my sex partner medium-rare please.
And NO MUSHROOMS.
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posted on
12/16/2003 6:58:00 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(A poem, by Lazamataz: "What do we do with Saddam, Now that we gottim?")
To: Behind Liberal Lines
Can someone tell me how to block this thread so my wife doesn't get any ideas...
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posted on
12/16/2003 7:01:18 AM PST
by
tubebender
(We've been married 47 years and she still doesn't put the toilet seat up for me...)
To: mhking
Remember when comics were going through a "black leather jackets are cool" phase back in the early 1990s? They put heavy jackets on every comic character they could, even
Vampirella, and the thing that's kept Vampirella around since-what, 1969?-is her skimpy costume. (For the benefit of noncomicsfan freepers wondering just how skimpy Vampirella's costume is, here's a jpg:
Anyhow, one of the characters that got a leather jacket was...(drumroll, please) The Human Torch. In CBG, 'Buzz' did a whole editorial comics page on the stupidity of puting leather on The Human Torch : "What, was he cold or something?!?!"
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posted on
12/16/2003 7:05:06 AM PST
by
kaylar
To: Behind Liberal Lines
Upon conclusion Humby poured lighter fluid on the crotch of Hutchinson and then set him on fire. According to the Times of Wayne County, Hutchinson was not injuredWhat a freaking stud!
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posted on
12/16/2003 7:05:10 AM PST
by
12B
To: Lazamataz
Would you care for gravy or onions, sir?
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posted on
12/16/2003 7:07:16 AM PST
by
cjshapi
To: cjshapi
It gives a whole new meaning to the term 'black berries'.
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posted on
12/16/2003 7:11:35 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(A poem, by Lazamataz: "What do we do with Saddam, Now that we gottim?")
To: kaylar
They put heavy jackets on every comic character they could, even Vampirella, and the thing that's kept Vampirella around since-what, 1969?-is her skimpy costume.What's always gotten me are the photos of models in the legendary, gravity-defying Vampi costume...
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posted on
12/16/2003 7:11:55 AM PST
by
mhking
(Bud Light salutes Real Men of Genius: Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer...)
To: mhking
I tried to find a jpg of Vampi with her jacket costume on-essentially her famous bikini outfit, but with a waistlength red leather bomber jacket over it-but for some reason, all the images of her I found had her in the older, more revealing outfit. I was going to post the two character studies-old Vampi, new Vampi-side by side, but I just couldn't find any images of Vampi in the less revealing outfit. I am completely and totally mystified as to why....
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posted on
12/16/2003 7:15:38 AM PST
by
kaylar
To: texson66
I'm so hot for her!
I'm so hot for her!
I'm so hot for her!
And she's so cold!!!!
or
You give me FEVER!!!
or it is Christmas time...
Chest and Nuts roasting in an open fire,
Jack Frost nipping at your toes,
Although it's been said many times many ways....
Merry AAUGGGGHHH I'M ON FIRE!!!
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posted on
12/16/2003 7:16:57 AM PST
by
DannyTN
To: tubebender
>block this thread so my wife doesn't get any ideas...
To: mhking; Lazamataz
Damn! I will NEVER think my costumes are skimpy ever again!
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posted on
12/16/2003 7:26:34 AM PST
by
Xenalyte
(I may not agree with your bumper sticker, but I'll defend to the death your right to stick it)
To: Lazamataz
Maybe the guy just thought his crotch was on fire because it burned so bad when he peed.
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posted on
12/16/2003 7:44:55 AM PST
by
honeygrl
(FreeRepublic.com "The Crack Cocaine of Conservative News Discussion")
To: mhking
I have fallen completely, head-over-heels, totally in love.
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posted on
12/16/2003 7:49:15 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(A poem, by Lazamataz: "What do we do with Saddam, Now that we gottim?")
To: Behind Liberal Lines
Maybe he was just a little too hairy down there for her..... And she decided to start a little brush fire.
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posted on
12/16/2003 7:50:42 AM PST
by
b4its2late
(If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.)
To: Behind Liberal Lines
27 year old Darlene Humby of Newark is alleged to have sex with Matt Hutchinson and another man at the same time last week.......Humby again had sex this time with three partners.This begs the question, was Ms. Humby "working" or was this her normal routine? Three men at the same time? Must "work" for a porn website.
To: GluteusMax
Three men at the same time? Yeah, she's a real sport.
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posted on
12/16/2003 5:40:04 PM PST
by
SC Swamp Fox
(Aim small, miss small.)
To: wideminded
"One lady in San Diego would get her boyfriend to set fires and then let him have sex," he said. "Another lady, whenever her husband wanted to have sex, she'd set a fire right afterward. Another, whenever her husband wanted to have sex, she'd develop a migraine and set a fire on the way to the doctor's office. Why couldn't these broads just get a FIREPLACE! GEEZ!
To: kaylar
but I just couldn't find any images of Vampi in the less revealing outfit. I am completely and totally mystified as to why....Why would any red-blooded American male want to look at THAT version anyhow!
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