Taglinus FreeRepublicus - 29th Edition

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Taglinus FreeRepublicus (29th Edition)

Recent taglines exhibiting Freeper wit, compassion, curiosity, brilliance, etc.

Billboards for the rich,
spraycans for the poor,
and taglines for the rest.
~ thatdewd ~

Even sheep have their limits.     null and void, 12/01

All indicators show that the human race is selectively breeding itself for stupidity.     Chad Fairbanks, 12/07

Credit where it's due: saveourlicense.com prevented SB60, and the Illegal Alien CDLs... for now.     Sabertooth, 12/07

Dean: "One revolver and a beer hall short of a good Putsch."     visualops, 12/07

Florida Freepers! Go to Fla. chapter forum for important announcements on chapter re-organization!     MinuteGal, 12/07

Got .45?     herewego, 12/07

I did not have typing relations with that keyboard.     will1776, 12/07

I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they?     CyberCowboy777, 12/07

I Stand Watch... Because You're Worth It! Operation Noble Eagle!     Old Sarge, 12/07

Journalists don't do math! That's why they are jouralists.     Maigrey, 12/07

My tagline for rent..... $5 per month or 550 posts/replies, whichever comes first.     GeronL, 12/07

News anchors, national bozos on view for all to gaze at with disgust.     suzyq5558, 12/07

Not just your everyday marine crustacean of the subclass Cirripedia.     Barnacle, 12/07

We have met the enemy and he is us. ~Pogo     Amelia, 12/07

What seest thou, Jeremiah?     185JHP, 12/07

www.firethebcs.com, www.weneedaplayoff.com, www.firemackbrown.com, www.firecarlreese.com     Diddle E. Squat, 12/07

Adolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer just kicked Santa down the chimney.     PJ-Comix, 12/08

DemocRATs - the biggest hate group going...     Libloather, 12/08

Don't Sweat The Petty - Pet The Sweaty.     JonathansMommie, 12/08

Face piles of trials with smiles...it riles them to believe that you perceive the web they weave.     Senormechanico, 12/08

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.     b4its2late, 12/08

He who angers you, controls you!     netmilsmom, 12/08

Hey TIME, "No blood for interviews."     At _War_With_Liberals, 12/08

It is better to have loved and lost than to have listened to "Lost In Love" by Air Supply.     DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet, 12/08

Just because you talk slower...doesn't mean your thoughts are any deeper...     TheBigB, 12/08

Laus Deo.     maica, 12/08

Leftist opinions may be free, but I still feel like I'm getting ripped off every time I receive one.     Prime Choice, 12/08

Liberals are as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.     b4its2late, 12/08

Member VRWC- Very Rich (yeah, I wish) White Christians.     will1776, 12/08

My Son Liberated the Honor Roll Students in Iraq.     armymarinemom, 12/08

No communist or french.     Porterville, 12/08

Ok.... NOW you can talk to me about Christmas.     4mycountry, 12/08

Out of my mind. Back in 5 minutes.     SquirrelKing, 12/08

Out to lunch.     NRA2BFree, 12/08

Socialism enslaves. Free markets liberate.     MayDay72, 12/08

Support Diversity: Hire a Neanderthal.     alancarp, 12/08

The Dems don't get it, the American people do.     jocon307, 12/08

The meek shall inherit the Earth. The Stars belong to the bold.     null and void, 12/08

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others. ~Groucho Marx     Steel Wolf, 12/08

We're Wombat Artillery! We go anywhere, dig wherever we want, and we look cute & fuzzy too!     Darksheare, 12/08

Whatever You Do,..... Do Not PING Arthur McGowan.     cmsgop, 12/08

All that, and a bag of chips.     southernnorthcarolina, 12/09

An educated fool, in the end, is still a fool.     AppauledAtAppeasementConservat, 12/09

As society must bear huge medical costs of ones "recreational activities", it must exert influence.     Kay Soze, 12/09

Bush has stolen two things which Democrats believe they own by right: the presidency & the future.     Howlin, 12/09

Cause WE.... GOT.... THE BOMBS. Ooooooo-KAY?!     Flux Capacitor, 12/09

CNN doesn't want you to watch Fox News.. The renegade is now the mainstream.     kingu, 12/09

David Limbaugh never said his brother had a "nose like a vacuum cleaner."     Tribune7, 12/09

Dear Santa......I can explain.......     Conservative4Ever, 12/09

Ever notice that when Howeird Dean talks his upper lip never moves?     NYC GOP Chick, 12/09

GDP grows at over 8%; marxists are leaving the democrat party. Don't let them come here!     MonroeDNA, 12/09

Hillary Clinton is a CLINQUANT without the LINQA.     Lazamataz, 12/09

Homeschool Rocks! Spare your children the misery of the public school system.     day10, 12/09

I am not going to talk about Al Gore's sense of loyalty this morning. ~J. Lieberman     .cnI redruM, 12/09

I believe Tawana! Sharpton for Prez! Slap the Donkey or Spank the Monkey? Your Choice.     sauropod, 12/09

I really DID steal Abbie Hoffman's book..     Baynative, 12/09

I use Macs. I have a computer, not a hobby.     Scannall, 12/09

I'd rather have Big Bizniz than Big Guvmint.     Killborn, 12/09

I'm experiencing a negative reality inversion.     Darksheare, 12/09

I’m still waiting for the mass protests against Al Qaida and Saddam.     metalboy, 12/09

If you wanna run cool, you got to run, on heavy heavy fuel. ~Dire Straits     Dan from Michigan, 12/09

Liberalism is a faux compassion that condescends at best and subjugates at worse.     Helms, 12/09

My dog has fleas, but those Democrat dogs are infested     tapatio, 12/09

Never tell a lie--except for practice. ~M. Twain     Lee Heggy, 12/09

New victim. Check my profile page. Am I a certified troll hunter yet?     will1776, 12/09

Outside the US we say 'Oh, Allah, destroy America'. Inside, we change it. ~Abdurahman Alamoudi, AMC.     Gritty, 12/09

President George W. Bush....most assuredly, MY President!     prairiebreeze, 12/09

Proudly raising Wisconsin racing sheep since 1998......Sheep Darby tripple crown winners fer sure.     blackdog, 12/09

Sacrificing tagline fame for... TRAD ANGLICAN RESOURCE PAGE: http://eala.freeservers.com/anglican.     Eala, 12/09

Tax me, tax me more, it hurts so-o-o good! ~Marcus D. Sade, U.S. Taxpayer.     putupon, 12/09

The Governator is gonna clear a lot of the deadwood in Sacramento!     John123, 12/09

There is nothing Democratic about the Democrat party.     VeniVidiVici, 12/09

We should be more open-minded toward people trying to kill us.     jaz.357, 12/09

When in doubt read the directions.     Scannall, 12/09

www.freerepublic.net www.radiofreerepublic.com...check them out!     Bob J, 12/09

You white rednecks... this is what my momma taught me! ~Nathaniel Jones, Former Cincinnati Resident.     Owl_Eagle, 12/09

All we are saying, is give guns a chance!     IGOTMINE, 12/10

All your ZOT are belong to us.     Jim Robinson, 12/10

America's Enemies foreign and domestic agree: Bush must be destroyed.     justshutupandtakeit, 12/10

Bill raped, Monica swallowed, Hillary totally sucks.     ImProudToBeAnAmerican, 12/10

Difference between a hamster & a gerbil?..there's more dark-meat on a hamster!     Orangedog, 12/10

Dying ain't much of a living boy...     Jimmyclyde, 12/10

Excellence In Posting Since 1999.     AxelPaulsenJr, 12/10

Hate speech is just speech liberals hate.     Map Kernow, 12/10

I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... WITH nail polish.     Tree of Liberty, 12/10

I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain TO EAT VEGETABLES!     Big Mack, 12/10

I do Poetry.     bentfeather, 12/10

I have noted that persons with bad judgment are most insistent that we do what they think best.     Bernard Marx, 12/10

I Love being Politically Incorrect!     The Mayor, 12/10

I only vote Republican to stop the Democrats.     Andy from Beaverton, 12/10

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me.     b4its2late, 12/10

I would like at least to know his name.     wtc911, 12/10

I'm not a conservative. I don't seek to conserve, I seek to reform.     jagrmeister, 12/10

Is your Tagline weak, limp and ineffective? Has it hurt your relationship? Try TiAGra today!!!!     GeronL, 12/10

Islam-Founded by Evil, and thriving on death. Just like the modern democrats.     Stopislamnow, 12/10

Just a fly in the ointment. A monkey in the wrench. A pain in the ass.     m1-lightning, 12/10

Keep the Faith - VMI Christmas furlough begins on Dec 19. hang in there son!     Tank-FL, 12/10

Let's take the word "liberal" back from the commies!!     bassmaner, 12/10

Libs, libs, everywhere, but not a brain to pick.     BSunday, 12/10

Meow, pfft, pfft, pfft - hmmmm, claws needed sharpening.     dixie sass, 12/10

Modern "progressive" liberalism is just NAZIism without the "twisted cross".     M1Tanker, 12/10

Mrs. Clinton's heart is rumored to be as big as a Caraway Seed, but I think that is an exaggeration.     yoe, 12/10

Never Forget: www.september-11-videos.com     tscislaw, 12/10

One person CAN change the world, but most of the time, you probably shouldn't.     Lijahsbubbe, 12/10

Police officials view armed citizens like teachers union bosses view homeschoolers.     Beelzebubba, 12/10

Praise God, who heals and forgives. ~ Psalm 103.     evets, 12/10

Procrastinators Unite!... or we could just wait until tomorrow...     will1776, 12/10

Someone you know is alone and sad this holiday season. Find that person and help.     ChemistCat, 12/10

The Bard of Avon Rules, The Duke of Cambridge was a Mincing Quean.     Little Bill, 12/10

The evil that men do lives after them, the good is oft interred with their bones..     Smokin' Joe, 12/10

The liberal tank think is working.     justrepublican, 12/10

They say you are what you eat, so I guess I'm "fresh". Some other folks are "well-preserved".     TaxRelief, 12/10

This is the 1st US election in which a global party (socialists) are trying to win a US election.     At _War_With_Liberals, 12/10

We've been married 47 years and she still doesn't put the toilet seat up for me...     tubebender, 12/10

Who the F is John Kerry?     dubyaismypresident, 12/10

Why can't we hunt liberals for sport?     Big Guy and Rusty 99, 12/10

You should not confuse your career with your life.     Texagirl4W, 12/10

You'll get my GMC when you pry the steering wheel from my cold dead hands.     oyez, 12/10

Believe it or not, we have options beyond SECULAR dogmatism and RELIGIOUS dogmatism.     walford, 12/11

But that's just my opinion. Read it while it's still legal. Republicans piss on the Constitution.     Sir Gawain, 12/11

Dean wouldn't give you a reach around unless he had a razor hidden in his hand.     .cnI redruM, 12/11

He makes pretty children though. ~netmilsmom, on netmilsdad.     4mycountry, 12/11

I won't be satisfied until I am too smart for my own good     apackof2, 12/11

No politician who would put me in jail for criticizing them will ever get my vote. Ever.     dts32041, 12/11

One slogan deep intellectually.     Doctor Raoul, 12/11

Order your Hillary Testicular Lockbox from the EIB Network today.     dubyaismypresident, 12/11

The United States has a system of taxation by confession. ~ Hugo Black, Supreme Court Justice.     smith288, 12/11

This tag line edited by the 9th Circuit Court due to offensive political commentary.     Beck_isright, 12/11

Tonto, I think we're surrounded. ... "What do you mean 'we', White Man?"     HaloStatue, 12/11

What does it say on the bottom of Coke bottles at DU? It says "Open Other End."     Galactic Overlord-In-Chief, 12/11

A little bloodletting and some boar's vomit, and he'll be fine!     KarlInOhio, 12/12

A person is only as big as the dream they dare to live.     FormerACLUmember, 12/12

Apparently, the marketplace of ideas is to be fully open only to defamers, nude dancers... ~ Thomas.     Constitution Day, 12/12

Choose this day Whom you will serve.     Gargantua, 12/12

Close your tag lines.     RightWhale, 12/12

Daytona Beach ~ It's a quaint little drinking town with a fishing problem.     RedBloodedAmerican, 12/12

Do you trust a government that does not trust you with guns?     Hat-Trick, 12/12

For the crimes of Heresy of thought, Heresy of word, and Heresy of deed, this tagline shall burn!     Darksheare, 12/12

I hate you Milkman Dan...     evolved_rage, 12/12

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.     HangThemHigh, 12/12

If it's not a baby, then you're not pregnant.     asformeandformyhouse, 12/12

If you don't have hope, you don't have squat. The hopeless have already lost.     Conspiracy Guy, 12/12

Ingredients include mechanically separated chicken and beef parts.     dware, 12/12

It's hard to see the rainbow through glasses dark as these.     Tax-chick, 12/12

It's time to draw your sword and throw away the scabbard. ~General TJ Jackson.     carton253, 12/12

Light weight and flexible - radiation shielding is solved.     demlosers, 12/12

Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukah! Super Solstice! Kwazy Kwanzaa!     Imal, 12/12

Pennsylvanians for Bush! Join http://groups.yahoo.com/group/PA4BushCheney/     Tamsey, 12/12

President Bush is a mensch in cowboy boots.     dixiechick2000, 12/12

RADIOFR :: Hi-Fi FReepin' 24/7 ::: http://www.theotherradionetwork.com/pgs/rfr_schedule.htm     AnnaZ, 12/12

Reading taglines makes you stupid.     SAMWolf, 12/12

Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.     netmilsmom, 12/12

Some trust in chariots and some in horses, but we trust in the name of the LORD our God. ~Ps 20:7     truthandlife, 12/12

That we through His poverty might be rich.     Ff--150, 12/12

The Vast, Right-Wing Conspiracy is truly Vast! ~ JohnHuang2     kayak, 12/12

The Wicked Witch of NY is Going Down in Flames!     bray, 12/12

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.     Steel Wolf, 12/12

Think Critically... Act Decisively... Reflect Constantly...     arfan, 12/12

To enter my lane you must use your turn signal!     endthematrix, 12/12

Vote Republican, we're not as bad as the other guys.     Protagoras, 12/12

What are you looking down here for? The message is over. Go AWAY!     Elric@Melnibone, 12/12

What good does it do you to "win" a debate in an insane asylum?     stands2reason, 12/12

Wiskey for my men, beer for my horses.     heckler, 12/12

A six foot man is six feet tall. A six feet man is a six footed freak.     Nakatu X, 12/13

A weapon should be hardy rather than decorative.     big ern, 12/13

Americans want energy INDEPENDENCE* Self-sufficiency looks good on ya!     mahinahoku, 12/13

Ashland, Missouri - ........I am no expert - but I have experience.     rface, 12/13

Choose this day whom U will serve: Shrillery & demonic goons or The King of Kings and Lord of Lords.     Quix, 12/13

Christmas isn't always a happy time. We must remember to be gentle with each other.     prairiebreeze, 12/13

Clinton's Penis Endorses Dean: Beware the Dean Mujahideen.     optimistically_conservative, 12/13

Curly, if you say it’s a fine morning, I'll shoot you. ~John Wayne, 'McLintock, 1963'     hardhead, 12/13

Dear Mr. Claus, Sadly Donner wasn't wearing a orange vest when he walked under my bow stand......     Harmless Teddy Bear, 12/13

Every time a celebrity complains......a Freeper gets their wings!!!     BossLady, 12/13

FR moderators are the best.     dubyaismypresident, 12/13

I bid you stand, Men of the West. ~Lord of the Rings, Return of the King.     DarthMaulrulesok, 12/13

I don't hear voices. I AM the voices...     Chad Fairbanks, 12/13

I follow a New Age Guru . . . from 2000 years ago.     mamaduck, 12/13

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door!     ladyinred, 12/13

If you can keep your head while everyone around you loses theirs, you'll be taller than they are.     Vermonter, 12/13

New Howard Dean campaign slogan: "I was endorsed by a Loser and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt."     Neets, 12/13

Not a hater, just smart enough to know when I saw evil..     TAP ONLINE, 12/13

REAL men aren't Liberals.     Balding_Eagle, 12/13

Remain calm...all is well! [/sarcasm]     Orangedog, 12/13

Retired Army and Proud of It!     xzins, 12/13

Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed. ~RAH     dts32041, 12/13

Tell your momma and your poppa, sometimes good guys don't wear white. ~The Standells.     lavrenti, 12/13

To sweep, perchance to clean... Aye, there's the scrub.     Junior, 12/13

Where did all these Useful Idiots come from?     capydick, 12/13

With an Iron Fist, We Will Lead Humanity to Happiness. ~Translation of sign at Solovki Gulag.     Lazamataz, 12/13

You are not sheeple. Refuse to be clipped.     LibKill, 12/13

A poem, by Lazamataz: "What do we do with Saddam, Now that we gottim?"     Lazamataz, 12/14

A speeding ticket is nothing more than an ad-hoc tax bill!     petro45acp, 12/14

Al Dean and Howard Gore, separated at birth.     OpusatFR, 12/14

Anyone want some more soup?     HairOfTheDog, 12/14

Army vet, Army dad.     cookcounty, 12/14

BUSH/CHENEY '04 *A Cherished Constitutional right - the right to vote and have it counted - once.     malia, 12/14

Conservative Party of Canada: A truly progressive alliance!     Loyalist, 12/14

Dead terrorists=healthy soil=healthy trees=good tree root system=addressing the "root causes."     Our man in washington, 12/14

Don’t mistake my defensive response for commitment.     TankerKC, 12/14

Excuse me while I take a DUmp.     clintonh8r, 12/14

fa la la la la la la la la fa la la la la la la < breathe!!! > fa la la la la la la la la fa la la!!     kimmie7, 12/14

FREE REPUBLIC - Fighting to win within the Arena of the War of Ideas! So get in the fight!     Salem, 12/14

Free Republic - the Truth Shall Make You Fret.     Jonah Hex, 12/14

FReepers of a feather flock together...isn't life great?     Libertina, 12/14

Give us your tired, your poor, your terrorists. Our taxpayers still have a few pennies left!     Spanaway Lori, 12/14

Hillary is Really Angry Now: BUSH **IS** The MAN!!!!!!     Joy Angela, 12/14

How can I use the bathroom when my people are in bondage? ~Saddam Hussein In Tirkrit.     Chad Fairbanks, 12/14

If Iraq came across the Jordan River I'd grab a rifle and get in the trench and fight and die. ~x42.     SJackson, 12/14

If the world ended today, what would the headline be tomorrow?     will1776, 12/14

Kalifornia...... Fires, Floods, Earthquakes, and Illegal Aliens.     Duramaximus, 12/14

Me fail english, that's unpossible.     feedback doctor, 12/14

My cat hates static electricity....     HP8753, 12/14

Politician - Lawyer - Journalist.... when you lie for a living.     Lexington Green, 12/14

Prayer is the first line of defense.     Genesis defender, 12/14

Schumer's unhappy federal judges have lifetime positions, so he should work to amend that.     syriacus, 12/14

Seen any quagmires lately?     Delta 21, 12/14

Shoot me if you ever see me on a Kobe Bryant, Michael Jackson or Scott Peterson thread.     Guillermo, 12/14

Sic Semper Tyrannis - "Thus Ever to Tyrants" (12-14-03, Saddam Hussein al-Tikriti captured)     Ex-Dem, 12/14

Tagline Loading - please wait.     LearnsFromMistakes, 12/14

Tal, no song means anything without someone else...     TalBlack, 12/14

Two Wrongs don't make a right- they make the Democratic Ticket for 2004!     visualops, 12/14

An erection is not personal growth.     Lee Heggy, 12/15

Are dog biscuits made from collie flour?     SAMWolf, 12/15

Can you hear the carpenters, Saddam? They're building a gallows.     Petronski, 12/15

Dean has a maniacal smile because he is secretly wearing ladies underwear!!     CWW, 12/15

Free Republic - $30/month. Broadband - $45/month. Seeing the DemonRATS out of issues - priceless.     steveegg, 12/15

I don't believe anything a Democrat says. Bill Clinton set the standard!     CROSSHIGHWAYMAN, 12/15

Instant gratification still ain't fast enough.     jwh_Denver, 12/15

John Kerry: Al Gore without the charm. ~Andrew Sullivan     annyokie, 12/15

My baloney has a first name, it's h o m e r, my baloney has a second name it's h o m e r .......     Stars N Stripes, 12/15

Nobody's indoctrinating MY children ... except me!     Tax-chick, 12/15

Perhaps I shouldn't use the words overblown and Clinton in the same sentence.     .cnI redruM, 12/15

President Bush sends his regards.     Buggman, 12/15

Some day you will find me, caught beneath the landslide.     campaign supernova, 12/15

That's a waste of a perfectly good white boy.     discostu, 12/15

The bones in the mass graves salute you, Avenger of the Bones. ~Iraqi blogger to President Bush.     Constitution Day, 12/15

THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION: ONE LONG ELECTION-EVE STUNT.     ChemistCat, 12/15

The seminar on time travel will be held the day before yesterday.     leadpencil1, 12/15

This is my tagline, this is my gun, this is for writing, this is for fun.     copycat, 12/15

When I spell clinton with lower case "c", the FR spell check shouldn't try to correct it.     Gumption, 12/15

You can't see where we're going when you don't look where we've been.     Avoiding_Sulla, 12/15

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.     onyx, 12/15

A wise man's heart directs him to the right, but the foolish man’s heart directs him toward the left.     American in Israel, 12/16

America. Doing what's right for the world, again and again.     NetValue, 12/16

CHRISTMAS! Jesus is the Reason for the Season. Say it Loud, I'm Christian and Proud!!!     johnb838, 12/16

Clues for sale, 20 % off through Christmas. Don't be clueless, buy yours today.     Conspiracy Guy, 12/16

Don't avoid. Read Joe Guzzardi.     4.1O dana super trac pak, 12/16

Everyone is somebody elses weirdo.     Johnny Gage, 12/16

Gore as Sec'ty of Interior in Dean's administration? Algor needs a job.     1Old Pro, 12/16

Grant Terri Schindler Schiavo's wish: DIVORCE from Michael!     tuckrdout, 12/16

Haterade: The official drink of the Democratic Party.     mykdsmom, 12/16

Hope to see many of you at the NY Holiday party on 12/28.     alisasny, 12/16

I find it very interesting that when the heat got on, you dug yourself a hole and you crawled in it.     OXENinFLA, 12/16

If God could Vote, he would vote with the Right wing conspiracy.     The Mayor, 12/16

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.     b4its2late, 12/16

It is seldom that any liberty is lost all at once.     R. Scott, 12/16

It takes a tagline.     Charles Henrickson, 12/16

It'll ooze a bit, 'eads do, ya know.     beelzepug, 12/16

Let's roll! ........................................................ "We got him!"     wizardoz, 12/16

Never trust a RAT with anything. ~Angelwood.     Jimmy Valentine's brother, 12/16

Oh boy, I can't wait to eat that monkey! ~Abe Simpson.     Future Snake Eater, 12/16

Rejoice in the love God has shown by sending His Son to live among us and in our hearts.     prairiebreeze, 12/16

Saddam's next physical: The electric enema followed by a minor bit of squeezing and shredding.     Darksheare, 12/16

Saddam-Who's your Bagh-Daddy now?     Eagle Eye, 12/16

The French have always been in a state of surrender!     Major_Risktaker, 12/16

When a man decides to do something everyday, that's about when he stops doing it.     man of Yosemite, 12/16

Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?     MrConfettiMan, 12/16

82nd ABN Gulf war vet.     MizzouTigerRepublican, 12/17

All you have to do, is decide what to do with the time that's given you.     BSunday, 12/17

All your ruthless tyrants are belong to us.     will1776, 12/17

America .. the LIGHT of the World.     CyberAnt, 12/17

By any means necessary. - Black Panthers, Chomsky, Clintonista's, the Democrats.     Michael.SF., 12/17

Come along chihuahua, I want to hear you say yo quiero taco bell. ~Nolu Chan, 28 Jul 2003.     4ConservativeJustices, 12/17

Every time a liberal speaks an angel is shackled in chains.     Porterville, 12/17

For Sale: One computer hardly used. One bullet hole in screen.     in the Arena, 12/17

Goals for 2004: Re-elect President Bush, over 60 Republicans in the Senate, and a Republican House.     Momaw Nadon, 12/17

Happy Iraqi Independence Day!!!!     TheSpottedOwl, 12/17

Hating Democrats doesn't make you a conservative.     Protagoras, 12/17

History's greatest agent for democracy: The US Armed Forces.     Pharmboy, 12/17

Holder of an M.A. degree in The Obvious.     martin_fierro, 12/17

Howard Dean for Ambassador to the Soviet Union and Baathist Iraq!     Boss_Jim_Gettys, 12/17

I beat the crap out of a DUer and stole this tagline.     will1776, 12/17

I'm trying to be 'Mr Nice Guy', but FR’s flying monkey squad brings out the Rickenbacker in me.     tpaine, 12/17

It is as it was. ~Pope John Paul II on "The Passion".     sandyeggo, 12/17

Liberals are safe...Lobotomies only work on people who have brains...     el_texicano, 12/17

LOL = Liberals Obey Lucifer !!!     GeekDejure, 12/17

My Tag Skies to Gotham & Con-Fabs With Net Prexies.     Deb, 12/17

President Bush is responsibile for cellulite...     CWOJackson, 12/17

Saddam is in our hearts! Saddam is in our hearts! .... Saddam is in our jail!     IncPen, 12/17

Saddam is out of the hole and into the quagmire!     GeronL, 12/17

Saddam looked like he could use a "Baath Party".     Tijeras_Slim, 12/17

Thou shalt not revile the gods, nor curse the ruler of thy people. ~Exodus 22: 28 .     Naspino, 12/17

Today Saddam is in jail ... and the Democrats are sad.     Buell_X1-1200, 12/17

Use a fruitcake, go to jail...     Mjaye, 12/17

What am I rebelling against? Well, what do ya got?     Chad Fairbanks, 12/17

Where do Forest Rangers go to "get away from it all?"     Johnny Gage, 12/17

With freedom of religion and speech now abridged, it is time to go after the press.     King Black Robe, 12/17

Worry not. I'm fluent in 75 dialects of Typo.     ChemistCat, 12/17

12/14/03 - - Hello liberal friends! Care to eat some delicious CROW today? Mwahahaha!!     4mycountry, 12/18

A liberal is someone who won't take his own side in a dispute. ~Robert Frost.     Map Kernow, 12/18

Bud Light salutes Real Men of Genius: Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer...     mhking, 12/18

De Oppresso Liber! The Tyrant is captured!     GOPyouth, 12/18

Defeat the terrorists... Vaccinate!     bonesmccoy, 12/18

Everytime that video clip of Sadaam plays on TV it "bitch slaps" a democrat somewhere.     Holly_P, 12/18

For crying out loud, George, veto SOMETHING!     LTCJ, 12/18

Get ready for March 20, 2004 folks. cANSWER commies are regrouping for another assault on DC!     tgslTakoma, 12/18

Hillary is a TRAITOR !!: http://Richard.Meek.home.comcast.net/HitlerTraitor6.JPG     MeeknMing, 12/18

I bump therefore I am.     Valin, 12/18

I may have been born, poor white trash, but Fancy is my name.     big ern, 12/18

Jailer: Yes, Saddam the Noriega Suite is available..........     BossLady, 12/18

Jesus Wept. ~ John 11:35     fish hawk, 12/18

John Kerry f     ed up my tagline.     danneskjold, 12/18

Joined the Constitution Party on 12/9/03 and it feels soooo goooood.     Veracruz, 12/18

Leave the gun..take the cannolis.     Don Corleone, 12/18

Mental patients and attempted Presidential assasins for Dean!!     Rome2000, 12/18

Noöne has the right not to be offended. ~John Cleese.     Oztrich Boy, 12/18

Profanity free since 2003-12-17 20:41:45.     BeerSwillr, 12/18

Saddam has been brought to justice in my name. How about yours?     MattAMiller, 12/18

Saddam Hussein was only 537 Florida votes away from still being in power.     PJ-Comix, 12/18

Scientific reasoning makes it easier to support gross immorality.     ArGee, 12/18

Some Thorazine for Mean Howard Dean.     Free ThinkerNY, 12/18

Stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and having to use the self-service pumps.     snopercod, 12/18

Support how-odd? in the primaries, get us 4 more senate seats! hilarity clinocchio will never run.     jmaroneps37, 12/18

Support your local medical examiner: die strangely!     SAMWolf, 12/18

Tagline Schmagline...just a drag on my line.     Landru, 12/18

The RAT Race is still run by that Raping Rhodes Scholar.     DaBroasta, 12/18

To Serve Man ... IT'S A COOKBOOK!     Drango, 12/18

We're going to have the happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny F'n Kay.     smith288, 12/18

America - Welcome to Sodom & Gomorrah West.     searchandrecovery, 12/19

Belief in your own objectivity is the essence of subjectivity.     conservatism_IS_compassion, 12/19

Beware, there are some crazy people around here !!! And I could be one of them !!     Peace will be here soon, 12/19

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. ~M. Twain     leadpencil1, 12/19

Dean's got a mind like a steel trap - rusty and stuck closed.     petuniasevan, 12/19

Deck us all with Boston Charlie.     Flux Capacitor, 12/19

Do it your way - just don't come crying to me when it doesn't work!     TheBattman, 12/19

Drivel, tedious, trivial drivel, I tell you...     mlmr, 12/19

Howard Dean is incontrovertible proof that God is on Bush's side in the 2004 election. ~Dick Morris.     GraniteStateConservative, 12/19

http://www.howard-dean-sucks.com     ChadGore, 12/19

I'm going home, and I'm taking my ball with me.     BykrBayb, 12/19

If you're going to shoot, shoot, don't talk. ~Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez.     Redcoat LI, 12/19

Karmic hugs welcomed!     Republican Red, 12/19

Let he who would be free strike the first blow.     Hollywoodghost, 12/19

Liberals tend to worry about right and left and leave the right and wrong for others to sort out.     geedee, 12/19

Madeline Halfbright claims we have OBL on ice ready for display before election??!     1Old Pro, 12/19

McGovern lost in 72 - and launched the left's takover of the Dem party.     narby, 12/19

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.     MarkeyD, 12/19

My Marine is HOME!     M0sby, 12/19

No words were harmed during the production of this tagline.     Conspiracy Guy, 12/19

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. ~Groucho Marx.     ValerieUSA, 12/19

Posted by Sarcasto-Tron [c] 2001. All rights reserved.     Lazamataz, 12/19

Saying nothing impotant since 1998.     steveo, 12/19

Stephen Hawking sings his all-time Christmas favorites . . . buy your copy today . . .     CounterCounterCulture, 12/19

Unrestricted - 780 HP out of a 351. Santa, can I have one - please?     LasVegasMac, 12/19

WITHOUT DOUBLE STANDARDS, LIBERALS WOULDN'T HAVE ANY !     MJY1288, 12/19

You know how those liberals are. Two's Company but three is a fundraiser.     ConservativeMan55, 12/19

You know that KoolAid the RATs are drinking? Well, I'm the guy who's pissing in it.     clintonh8r, 12/19

A chicken by any other name still tastes like chicken.     EuroFrog, 12/20

A man's happiness lies in his ability to develop a taste for grey hair and wrinkles.     JusPasenThru, 12/20

And I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin on the mountainside.     lugsoul, 12/20

And second prize goes to Kenny, for his Edward James Olmos impersonation!     ABG(anybody but Gore), 12/20

Be ye doers of the word, and not hearers only. ~James 1:22     MNLDS, 12/20

Borders? We don' need no steenkin' borders! ~Presidente Jorge Dubya del Rino Arbusto.     putupon, 12/20

Economy’s up, democrats down, we found Saddam in a hole in the ground...     NewLand, 12/20

Facts are meaningless! You can use facts to prove anything thats even REMOTELY true! ~H. Simpson.     jude24, 12/20

Freedom isn't Free - Support those who ensure it!     SwinneySwitch, 12/20

Freedom needs a soldier...     Northern Yankee, 12/20

Get real, Control-Everybody-But-Yourselves freaks!     Jaysun, 12/20

God Bless America.......Again!     duckbutt, 12/20

God is Pro-Life & Straight & gave us an innate predisposition for protection and self preservation.     Coleus, 12/20

I wanted to put a "Run! Hillary, Run!" bumper sticker on my car, but it'd cover my headlights.     Darksheare, 12/20

If we stop voting, will they go away?     mirkwood, 12/20

If you think health care is expensive now, wait 'til it's free. ~P.J.O'Rourke.     Baynative, 12/20

Ignorance of the law is no excuse, ignorance of your rights can be fatal.     Pontiac, 12/20

In light of recent events, there is good news for Democrats -they could save $ by switching to Geico.     Keith in Iowa, 12/20

Insted of using the new spel checkr, I'll just tpye as usal.     CedarDave, 12/20

It's in your home state...it's outside your front door...and it's going to eat YOU up!     mhking, 12/20

It's not a blanket amnesty, it's amnistia del serape!     the gillman@blacklagoon.com, 12/20

Little Timmy was a chemist, little Timmy is no more. Cause what Timmy thought was H2O, was H2SO4.     AntiKev, 12/20

Lubya Dubya     Kath, 12/20

More Wolfowitz, Less Lugar.     seamole, 12/20

My parents and greatgrandparents were Democrats. My children are Republicans.     Savage Beast, 12/20

Now where did I put that nitwit filter?     petuniasevan, 12/20

Prancer II: Pass the Mashed Potatoes and Gravy. - Delicious! A Holiday Movie for the whole family!     Harmless Teddy Bear, 12/20

Prayer WILL work!!     trussell, 12/20

Saddam supported Terrorists. Al Qaeda are Terrorists. I can't find the link.     Joe_October, 12/20

Some things have to be believed to be seen.     lonevoice, 12/20

Submitting approval for the CAIR COROLLARY to GODWIN'S LAW.     Pan_Yans Wife, 12/20

The gophers of vengeance are upon you!     Darksheare, 12/20

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.     b4its2late, 12/20

The nine dwarfs never looked dwarfer, - but I'm not gloating. ~ JohnHuang2     G.Mason, 12/20

The only thing found in the middle of the road are yellow streaks and roadkill.     dubyaismypresident, 12/20

The power of prayer is miraculous. Please remember those in need..pray for our brave military.     STARWISE, 12/20

The world is full of bastards - the number ever increasing the further one gets from Missoula, MT.     gatorgriz, 12/20

Two Words: TERM LIMITS.     Humidston, 12/20

We need "Anti-Viagra" for local Governments, or Free Ammo!     TexasTransplant, 12/20

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.     JackRyanCIA, 12/20

Who's waiting for the return of her beloved Farscape!     Kieri, 12/20

You shouldn't treat people like objects. They aren't that valuable. ~P.J. O'Rourke.     general_re, 12/20

"C" 1/5 1st Mar. Div. U.S.M.C. Viet Nam 69&70 Semper Fi! MERRY CHRISTMAS!     kellynla, 12/21

A nation of sheep will eventually beget a government of wolves !     ATOMIC_PUNK, 12/21

Can you say President Hillary - Pig in a Pantsuit? Me Neither!!!!     buffyt, 12/21

Howard Dean doesn't have a leg to stand on.... because he has BOTH FEET in his MOUTH!     buffyt, 12/21

Howard Dean is the Joker's insane twin brother.     GulliverSwift, 12/21

If everyone knew everything about everyone, no one would have anything to do with anyone.     Skooz, 12/21

If I had a dollar for every time I had 60 cents, I would be in Canada.     honeygrl, 12/21

Monterey County Film Commission Screenwriting Contest /ATTN:FR writers/FReepmail me.     veronica, 12/21

Shall I call you a whaaaaambulance?     Guillermo, 12/21

arabed - verb: lower in esteem; hurt the pride of [syn: mortify, chagrin, humble, abase, humiliate]     Jeff Gordon, 12/22

Are you a patriot? Take this quiz to find out! http://www.markfiore.com/animation/areyou.html.     mansion, 12/22

Dean, a constant critic of the war now left looking like a monkey whose organ grinder had run away.     Hillary's Lovely Legs, 12/22

GW is driving every rat in America into a deeper insanity, 24/7/365!     Grampa Dave, 12/22

Have YOU been spanked by Sarcasto-tron today?     Bloody Sam Roberts, 12/22

He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.     Indrid Cold, 12/22

Is it just me, or is Kwanzaa becoming way too commercialized? ~Ann Coulter.     lowbridge, 12/22

Kaddafi is such a whack job that he never promoted himself past Colonel!     NYC GOP Chick, 12/22

Merry Christmas! Where's my present?     PeteFromMontana, 12/22

My dog ate my original Tag Line, all I now have available is this lowly substitute Tag Line.     Radix, 12/22

pssst Hey Kid, wanna be a Rocket Scientist?     Professional Engineer, 12/22

Thanks go out to our military for a job well done!! God bless them all. God Bless America!     JustAmy, 12/22

The Original One Man Crusading Jingoist Imperialist Capitalist Running Dog Paper Tiger himself.     Steel Wolf, 12/22

Those who do not accept peaceful change make a violent bloody revolution inevitable.     Leatherneck_MT, 12/22

Americans are a spiritual people. We're happy to help members of al Qaeda meet God.     Prime Choice, 12/23

Bill Owens 2008     Pubbie, 12/23

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. Re-elect G.W.Bush.     MS.BEHAVIN, 12/23

Happily repopulating the midwest since 1991!     Marie Antoinette, 12/23

Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.     exile, 12/23

Howard Dean...In your guts, you know he's nuts.     socal_parrot, 12/23

I brake for taglines.     Charles Henrickson, 12/23

I don't know, maybe I'm just too sensitive.     Dan Evans, 12/23

I will do whatever the Americans want because I saw what happened in Iraq, and I was afraid. ~Moammar Gadhafi.     thoughtomator, 12/23

I'm hooked on phonics but smoking it is not so easy.     blackdog, 12/23

If we believe absurdities, we shall commit atrocities. ~Voltaire     hillsborofox, 12/23

Liberals are still stuck at the bottom of Maslow's Hierarchy.     concerned about politics, 12/23

Low-rider jeans over size 8 should be outlawed.     Explorer89, 12/23

Some people say that Life is the thing, but I prefer reading.     Tax-chick, 12/23

There's no such thing as idiot-proof, only idiot-resistant. The ingenuity of idiots knows no bounds.     gridlock, 12/23

What the heck! It’s 2003 !! Where’s my jetsons car!!! (and yes democrats still cause cancer)     MetalHeadConservative35, 12/24

Beauty fades, but STUPIDITY is forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!     isatoi, 12/24

Let your keyboard do the walking.     DeepDish, 12/24

Let's turn the 'chatter' into 'splatter'!     Snowy, 12/24

Nobody speaks English, and everything's broken...     WI Conservative 4 Bush, 12/24

The ultimate paradigm of government is the public restroom.     Doohickey, 12/24

There are people in power who are truly stupid.     Carry_Okie, 12/24

We are now at Code Ernie - stock up on barbecue, beer, duct tape, ammo, batteries.     Sender, 12/24

You don't need to know where you're going if you let God do the leading.     The Mayor, 12/24

Merry Christmas to All, to All a Good Freep, and God Bless Our Brave Troops and Their Families.     Santa Claus (North Pole Freeper), 12/24

[netmilsmom]

>>He makes pretty children though. ~netmilsmom, on netmilsdad. 4mycountry, 12/11


!!!Wow!!!
Does this mean I made the list two or three times?

4mc ~ Congrats! And Merry Christmas!!!!!!

[Chad Fairbanks]

Merry Christmas, jigsaw!

[Libloather]

Wow...

[jwh_Denver]

And the Lord God took the man and put him in the Garden of Eden to dress it and to keep it

You sure it wasn't Eve that's this is talking about?

[optimistically_conservative]

Merry Christmas all!! and thanks for the great post jiggy!

[thatdewd]

I am yet again humbled by your graciousness. Happy Holidays!!!

[Carry_Okie]

Cute.

Nope; this verse is Genesis 2:15; it's pre-Eve.

Our purpose on this planet is to care for it; something too many conservatives seem to forget.

[Joy Angela]

Thank you for the nice Christmas present!

[Eagle Eye]

Thanks.

The sun is getting ready to rise this Christmas morning here west of Baghdad.

God Bless you and everyone else.

[Redcoat LI]

Thank you,Merry Christmas and happy holy days to you and yours.
And the same for all freepers!!!

[SAMWolf]

Congratulations to the Foxholers.
Another good showing!

armymarinemom
darksheare (x6 WOW!!)
bentfeather
The Mayor (x3)
apackof2
Conspiracy Guy (x3)
carton253
4.10danasupertracpak
JohnnyGage (x2)
4ConservativeJustices
Valin
snopercod
Coleus
Professional Engineer
Samwolf (x3)

[GeronL]

wow, I did it!! I vowed to last time and I got 3 of them!!

See below for a sure winner next time.

where's the prize? I mean the cream filling?

[herewego]

I feel honored, thank you and God Bless,
Merry Christmas!!!

[snippy_about_it]

Way to go Foxhole FReepers!!!

Samwolf
armymarinemom
darksheare
bentfeather
The Mayor
apackof2
Conspiracy Guy
carton253
4.1Odanasupertracpak
JohnnyGagex2
4ConservativeJustices
Valin
snopercod
Coleus
Professional Engineer

[jigsaw]

The sun is getting ready to rise this Christmas morning here west of Baghdad.

Stay safe! Bless you for all you're doing.

[SAMWolf]

AWWWWWWW. That's cute

[Soaring Feather]

I do Poetry!
Feathers courtesy of SAMWolf!

[Soaring Feather]

Merry Christmas!
WOO HOO FOXHOLE SIGS!

[Quix]

GREAT! THANKS!