Just A Viet Vet - Song Parody

LonePalm | 1/29/2004 | LonePalm

[LonePalm]

Just A Viet Vet

Just a Gigolo by Lou Bega (circa 1931)
Parody by LonePalm

I'm just a Viet Vet, you aint’ seen nothing yet,
Lib’rals love the stuff I’m spewin'.
Eating French cuisine, beatin’ Howard Dean,
Ooohh what he’s sayin'.

Come election day, when voters fade away,
Why won’t they vote for me?
When the end comes I bet, I was just a Viet Vet,
Bush goes on despite me.

Chorus:
I ain't got no money, somebody pays for me,
No money, somebody pays for me.
I'm so tall and homely, tall and homely, tall and homely
Won't some rich mama come and take a chance with me?
Cause I can be had.

I 'm just a Viet Vet, and getting more in debt,
Wifey loves the part I'm playin'.
Combing my dyed locks, using my Botox (my Botox),
Ooohh what they're sayin'.

Come election day
(Come election day),
voters fade away,
Why won’t they vote for me?
When the end comes I bet, I was just a Viet Vet (just a Viet Vet),
Bush goes on to spite me
(what you say'in').

CHORUS

Come election day, when voters fade away,
Why won’t they vote for me?
When the end comes I bet, I was just a Viet Vet,
Bush goes on despite me. (what?)
(Bush goes on to spite me)

CHORUS

Just A Gigolo midi file

[LonePalm]

This was written in response to the "Coulter Lambastes Kerry on Finances" thread about Ann Coulter's comments on Hannity & Colmes.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[LonePalm]

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Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[LonePalm]

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Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[LonePalm]

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Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Constitution Day]

Absolutely excellent!!

[LisaMalia]

This is definitely one of your best! Love the "botox" part! Thanks for my first giggle of the day!

[theDentist]

I can just see old HorseFace trying to fit into that David Lee Roth outfit, dancing around the Special Interests like a queen.

[frithguild]

Yesterday - the same day I received such a call from a hardened spin doctor versed in the black arts of negative campaigning - Kerry spokeswoman Stephanie Cutter told me she has been busy denying the rumor for the past week.

"Have you looked at him?" Cutter demanded, referring to her creased, droopy-eyed candidate. "He looks like a 60-year-old man who has been working too hard running for President, with little time for sleep and no time to worry about what he looks like."

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/158599p-139185c.html

Not quite a denial is it?.

[MeekOneGOP]

I'm still pulling for Dean, but he ain't gonna make it.

Looks like Kerry is 'the man' for the 'RATS ...

[MeekOneGOP]

Speaking of Gigolo and Kerry, Ann Coulter's article ...

Just a gigolo

[martin_fierro]

[RikaStrom]

LOL

Ver nice LP.

[Mudboy Slim]

Great parody, and I wonder if it was just a coincidence that ElRushbo refered to Kerry as a "gigolo" on today's program? That's the first I've heard him use that term, but it may have legs...you oughtta e-FReep this to Rush at Rush@eibnet.com if you haven't already.

FReegards...MUD

[Enterprise]

Ahhh, the genius sttrikes again! Thanks for the ping!

[T Lady]

This is rather funny...although Kerry already has his "Rich Mama"...in the person of his wife, Theresa Heinz, heiress of the Ketchup and Pickle empire.

-Regards, T.

[LonePalm]

Exactly Ann's and my point. If he has found two and dumped one, what is to prevent him from doing it again?

If he is that cavalier with those he supposedly loves, what would he do to those of us he is campaigning against? He is already ratcheting up the class warfare rhetoric.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[doug from upland]

Although I don't know the song, good lyrics.

[Ichneumon]