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When UFOs Arrive
www.popularmechanics.com ^ | February 2004 | BY JIM WILSON

Posted on 02/11/2004 9:41:52 AM PST by Momaw Nadon

The U.S. and other world governments already have detailed secret plans for first contact.

When UFOs land, a series of plans created to deal with nuclear emergencies and biological attacks will be activated.

Within the scientific community, the question is no longer whether extraterrestrial life exists, but if ET is smart enough to do long division. Scientists are of two minds regarding the existence of extraterrestrial intelligence. Skeptics acknowledge simple life-forms might be found on other planets, but insist that intelligent life is unique to Earth. Their belief is based on the assumption that Earth possesses unique physical attributes, including a magnetic field that deflects cosmic rays and a moon that absorbs asteroids. Together, these protective features make Earth a rare safe harbor--one that nurtured the evolution of primitive life-forms into intelligent beings. The opposing camp sees the prospect for discovering alien life in more mathematical terms. Its touchstone is the Drake Equation, which links the probability of discovering extraterrestrial intelligence to factors such as the size of the universe and the number of stars with earthlike planets. With the discovery of each new planet beyond Earth's solar system--there are now more than 100--the odds of encountering intelligent alien life increase. Governments and international organizations around the world have taken notice of the changing odds. No governmental official has gone on record claiming that UFOs are real, let alone a threat. Yet with little public fanfare, they have begun preparing for the single most important event in human history: first contact. That is, the moment earthlings discover incontrovertible proof that they are not alone.

Early Warning
Unless ET materializes from another dimension in the middle of the Super Bowl, humans most likely will have some advance warning of its arrival. How much time we get to straighten up for extraterrestrial company depends upon who spots ET first.

The privately funded SETI Institute uses radio telescopes owned by observatories around the world to sweep the sky for signals broadcast by advanced civilizations. If ET has read Emily Post, or her intergalactic equivalent, and calls ahead, we could have years, even decades, to prepare for first contact. Unfortunately, the current SETI (Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence) project can afford to look at only small swatches of the sky, so any extraterrestrial courtesy calls probably will be missed.

A more likely scenario is that the U.S. Air Force would spot ET's spacecraft as it traverses the void between the Earth and the moon. Using powerful radar and optical telescopes in Hawaii, Greenland, Florida and the Indian Ocean, the Air Force Space Command tracks satellites, monitors missile launches, and spots baseball- and larger-size bits of orbiting debris with the hope of preventing it from perforating a space shuttle or the International Space Station. If ET turns up on Space Command's radar, it would mean the alien visitors are only hours or minutes away.

A Proposed Welcoming Committee

The International Academy of Astronautics in Paris maintains a list of volunteers willing to help world governments if ET arrives. Most are astronomers. Here is the team that PM would prefer to see on the job. Shown counterclockwise from the center are: Sen. John Glenn, American Representative. As the first American to orbit the Earth and an elected political leader, the senator is the obvious choice to lead the American delegation. Frank Drake, Science Officer. Creator of the Drake Equation and a driving force behind the SETI project, Drake would represent the world's scientific community. Hal Puthoff, Powerplant Engineering. An expert on zero-point energy, a means of extracting limitless power from the quantum vacuum without violating the known laws of physics, Puthoff would understand how ET powers its craft.

Sheila E. Widnall, Weapons Systems. A Massachusetts Institute of Technology professor who served as Secretary of the Air Force in the 1990s, Widnall would be able to assess ET's weapons. Ning Li, Propulsion Systems. A former NASA scientist, Li devised the theory that explains how the electromagnetic force that we use every day might also be harnessed to manipulate gravity. Perhaps ET uses similar technology. K. Eric Drexler, Structural Systems. A trailblazer in the now fast-growing field of nanotechnology--building materials atom by atom--Drexler pioneered the idea of smart materials, which ET would doubtlessly also use in its craft. Jane Goodall, Communications Officer. Having devoted her life to the study of chimpanzees, primatologist Goodall has proved her ability to communicate with intelligent nonhumans.

Countdown To Contact
The broad-brush outline for Earth's response to the first alien encounter is set out in an international agreement called the "Declaration of Principles Concerning Activities Following the Detection of Extraterrestrial Intelligence." Written by a committee of scientists organized by the SETI Institute, the declaration spells out what astronomers should do, and what they should avoid doing, immediately after first contact.

Perhaps the most surprising aspect of the agreement is that astronomers who sign on to the declaration agree to keep the news of an imminent contact under their hat until the astronomy community and authorities have been notified.

The declaration also establishes fairly specific guidelines regarding the protection of the radio frequencies that alien civilizations might use to communicate with Earth. As soon as a radio signal is confirmed as originating from an extraterrestrial source, the International Telecommunications Union would ask governments around the world to forbid use of that portion of the electromagnetic spectrum. It is hoped that ET will have sufficiently studied human habits to understand that calling earthlings on the frequencies used for microwave ovens and garage door openers will be interpreted as a belligerent act.

Close Encounter
Around 1999 the first contact protocols were put to the test. For 12 hours, SETI astronomers marveled at the prospect that their golden moment had arrived. A signal that repeated in an organized pattern was detected beaming straight at the Earth from 1 million miles in space.

The first priority was to alert radio astronomers around the world to redirect their telescopes. The signal from the distant stationary object quickly faded as the relentless rotation of the Earth swept it out of the telescope's listening range. Douglas Vakoch, the SETI Institute's social scientist responsible for preparing Earth's reply to an extraterrestrial message, tells POPULAR MECHANICS what happened next: "At this point, all of our discussions were internal to our team. We didn't want to cry wolf. Then, in the midst of the process, we get a call from The New York Times." So much for the secrecy provision of the SETI protocol. Within hours, the story evaporated. The SETI team identified the mystery signal as a data transmission from SOHO, a sun-watching observatory on an almost-stationary orbit about 1 million miles from Earth.

Vakoch says he was not surprised that the story of the possible alien contact leaked so quickly. "These guidelines have no legal force. They have been drafted in the hope of getting broader discussion."

As far as the U.S. government is concerned, that discussion started and ended more than 40 years ago. Regardless of how the world's astronomy community might want to handle first contact, Uncle Sam has ideas of his own. And they rest on the assumption that ET is first and foremost an illegal alien.

Presumed Dangerous
The question of how humanity might react to its first contact with intelligent aliens was officially raised in the late 1950s by the then newly created National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA). Curious as to how discoveries about the origin of the universe might affect society as a whole, NASA contracted with the Brookings Institution, a leading think tank, to research the question. Only a small part of its 100-page answer, which came to be known as "The Brookings Report," dealt with alien encounter. But it contained a stern warning. "Anthropological files contain many examples of societies, sure of their place in the universe, which have disintegrated when they had to associate with previously unfamiliar societies espousing different ideas and different life ways; others that survived such an experience usually did so by paying the price of changes in values and attitudes and behavior."

In 1972, as engineers prepared the first space mission that would travel outside of Earth's solar system, NASA decided to ignore warnings in the 1960 "Brookings Report" about the dangers inherent in contact with an advanced alien race. Instead, the space agency sent an invitation for extraterrestrials to visit Earth. A gold-anodized aluminum plaque engraved with a map showing the location of Earth was attached to the Pioneer 10 spacecraft. When it sent its last message, in January 2003, it was more than 7 billion miles along on a trip that will take it to the star Aldebaran.

State Of Emergency
If ET turns up at NASA's doorstep bearing that invitation, it is in for a surprise. Instead of getting a handshake from the head of NASA, it will be handcuffed by an FBI agent dressed in a Biosafety Level 4 suit. Instead of sleeping in the Lincoln Bedroom at the White House, the alien will be whisked away to the Department of Agriculture's Animal Disease Center on Plum Island, off the coast of New York's Long Island. Here it will be poked and probed by doctors from the National Institutes of Health. A Department of Energy (DOE) Nuclear Emergency Search Team (NEST) will tow away its spacecraft.

Unfriendly as this welcome may seem, it is the chain of events that most likely will follow the visitor's arrival. Unique as the appearance of an alien-piloted spacecraft may be, the event incorporates elements of three situations familiar to federal emergency response workers: a plane crash, the release of radioactive material, and the capture of an animal suspected of harboring a contagious disease. Responsibilities in these situations are spelled out in Presidential Executive Orders.

Unless it is spewing exhaust, the craft would be assumed to be nuclear powered. This determination would put NEST technicians in charge of securing the craft and moving it to a DOE facility, most likely in New Mexico, where it would be in close proximity to the Sandia and Los Alamos nuclear laboratories and the White Sands Missile Range. International agreements also put NEST on call if the craft lands out of the United States, as happened in 1978 when a Soviet satellite leaking nuclear fuel landed in the Canadian wilderness.

NEST, however, would operate in the background. In a nuclear emergency, the FBI is put in charge of public safety, public health and public information. Those, at least, are the plans. How things might actually turn out is anyone's guess.

Skeptics often ask why UFO sightings seem to take place only in remote locations instead of on busy city streets. Perhaps ET knows what earthlings have in mind when it lands.


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1 posted on 02/11/2004 9:41:52 AM PST by Momaw Nadon
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To: Momaw Nadon
intelligent life is unique to Earth
OMG! They've found FreeRepublic! :)
2 posted on 02/11/2004 9:46:07 AM PST by anguish (while science catches up.... mysticism!)
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To: Momaw Nadon
When the aliens come they'll eat the fat one's first.

3 posted on 02/11/2004 9:46:45 AM PST by Bikers4Bush (Flood waters rising, heading for more conservative ground. Write in Tancredo in 04'!)
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To: Momaw Nadon
the alien will be whisked away to the Department of Agriculture's Animal Disease Center on Plum Island, off the coast of New York's Long Island. Here it will be poked and probed by doctors from the National Institutes of Health. A Department of Energy (DOE) Nuclear Emergency Search Team (NEST) will tow away its spacecraft.

That may not work out to well for us.

4 posted on 02/11/2004 9:46:51 AM PST by Semper Paratus
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To: Quix
Ping!


5 posted on 02/11/2004 9:47:33 AM PST by Momaw Nadon (Goals for 2004: Re-elect President Bush, over 60 Republicans in the Senate, and a Republican House.)
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To: Momaw Nadon
Where's my flying car?

I want my flying car!
6 posted on 02/11/2004 9:47:49 AM PST by martin_fierro (Shhh. Navel contemplation in progress)
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To: Momaw Nadon

7 posted on 02/11/2004 9:48:10 AM PST by Constitution Day (Eschew exclamatory abuse.)
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To: Momaw Nadon
I thought UFO broke up in the 80s.
8 posted on 02/11/2004 9:49:18 AM PST by GSWarrior
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To: Momaw Nadon
I can't wait. ala "Mars Attacks!"
9 posted on 02/11/2004 9:50:23 AM PST by CaptSkip
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To: Momaw Nadon
I read this article in print a few days ago.

I noticed that they cited that any alien beings actually in human contact will be quarantined and classified as animal.

Huge gaping what if: Are we to expect any different treatment from an alien species were we to travel to their world or encounter them in a superior number elsewhere?

10 posted on 02/11/2004 9:50:55 AM PST by American_Centurion (Daisy-cutters trump a wiretap anytime - Nicole Gelinas)
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To: Semper Paratus
No kidding. Do we really want to tick off a being that managed to come here via an unkown power source, who just may have on it's person a self destruct mechanism for the ship and itself and who's buddies might be sitting on the dark side of the moon waiting for the all clear message that says we aren't a bunch of a-holes?

Something tells me that if they could send one ship that far that they could send more. And the more might be bigger and better armed than the ambassador ship.

11 posted on 02/11/2004 9:52:27 AM PST by Bikers4Bush (Flood waters rising, heading for more conservative ground. Write in Tancredo in 04'!)
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To: Momaw Nadon
Unless it is spewing exhaust, the craft would be assumed to be nuclear powered.

What about electric powered golf carts?...They don't spew exhaust...at least mine doesn't.

12 posted on 02/11/2004 9:52:50 AM PST by scouse
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To: Momaw Nadon
Yes, there is a plan. No, there won't be UFOs with space aliens.
13 posted on 02/11/2004 9:53:07 AM PST by RightWhale (Repeal the law of the excluded middle)
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To: American_Centurion
I would expect similar treatment, or an attempt, at any rate.
14 posted on 02/11/2004 9:54:12 AM PST by Frank_Discussion (May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
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To: Momaw Nadon
Anthropomorphizing. Human hubris.

This is the kind of comedy that reminds me that, like with UFO's, there's no such thing as an "intellectual" unless you believe in them.

We're not gonna poke and prod anything with the technology to get here, unless they say it's okay.

We'll be at their beck and call, not the other way around.

15 posted on 02/11/2004 9:55:55 AM PST by JoJo Gunn (Gut and raze the NEA! ę)
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To: Momaw Nadon
Yeah, take them to Plum Island for "inspection" and impound the spacecraft for illegal parking, that's the ticket.
16 posted on 02/11/2004 9:58:22 AM PST by KellyAdmirer
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To: All
This plan would work if they come in small ships, however, if they come in huge motherships floating over a city, chances that this plan would go into effect would be nill.
17 posted on 02/11/2004 10:00:31 AM PST by KevinDavis (Let the meek inherit the Earth, the rest of us will explore the stars!)
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To: Momaw Nadon
Goodall has proved her ability to communicate with intelligent nonhumans.

She talks to DemocRATS.

And now for something entirely different.

Bad news: We've been invaded by eatra-terrestrials!

Good news: They eat liberals and pee gasoline!

18 posted on 02/11/2004 10:00:33 AM PST by N. Theknow (John Kerry is nothing more than Ted Kennedy without a dead girl in the car.)
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To: Momaw Nadon
Love this song,...
Children Of The Sun

People of the earth can you hear me?
Came a voice from the sky that magical night.
And in the colours of a thousand sunsets.
They travelled to the world on a slivery light.

The people of the Earth stood waiting
Watching as the ships came one by one
Setting fire to the sky as they landed
Carrying to the world Children Of The Sun

All at once came a sound from the inside
Then a beam made of light hit the ground
Everyone felt the sound of their heartbeat
Every Man - Every Woman - Every Child

They passed the limits of imagination
Through the doors - to a world - of another time
On the journey of a million lifetimes
With the Children Of The Sun - They started their climb

No more gravity, nothing holding them down
Floating endlessly, as their ship leaves the ground
Thru the walls of time - at the speed of light
Fly the crystal ships on their celestial flight
On their celestial flight.


19 posted on 02/11/2004 10:01:28 AM PST by avg_freeper (Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
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To: Momaw Nadon
As far as the U.S. government is concerned, that discussion started and ended more than 40 years ago. Regardless of how the world's astronomy community might want to handle first contact, Uncle Sam has ideas of his own. And they rest on the assumption that ET is first and foremost an illegal alien.

So that's the best plan they can come up with?? They're going to give him free medical care, amnesty, and make it a hate crime for any native born citizen to say anything that offends him?

20 posted on 02/11/2004 10:01:57 AM PST by Still Thinking
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To: Momaw Nadon

Wait a minute!! This is a COOK BOOK!

21 posted on 02/11/2004 10:02:56 AM PST by CougarGA7 (If termites could talk, they would call what they are doing to your house "Progress".)
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To: GSWarrior
Phenomenon was my favorite. Thanx for the memories.
22 posted on 02/11/2004 10:04:55 AM PST by ▀udda▀udd
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To: Bikers4Bush
I think we'd make great pets.
23 posted on 02/11/2004 10:06:28 AM PST by avg_freeper (Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
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To: Bikers4Bush
I would assume any life-form capable of making the trip to Earth would be a rational being, and as such should understand our response to its arrival. We take no chances with unregulated food imports, it would be unthinkable to let a creature from another planet, a product of a completely different evolutionary path and with potentially billions of stow-away viruses just do as it pleases. ET will just have to understand.
24 posted on 02/11/2004 10:08:46 AM PST by Namyak
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To: Momaw Nadon
"IT'S A COOKBOOK!! IT'S A COOKBOOK!!"
25 posted on 02/11/2004 10:09:16 AM PST by reagan_fanatic (2 Corinthians 5:17)
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To: avg_freeper
I think we'd make great pets.

No doubt..I for one would welcome our new overlords..

26 posted on 02/11/2004 10:09:52 AM PST by Michael Barnes (WPNS, 3/1 1st Mar Div.)
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To: avg_freeper
Which leads me to a thought.

Why do we assume these things will be the same size as us and not 20 ft. tall?

27 posted on 02/11/2004 10:14:41 AM PST by Bikers4Bush (Flood waters rising, heading for more conservative ground. Write in Tancredo in 04'!)
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To: Momaw Nadon
It all starts with a seemingly innocent meteor:

They try to be nice, but are treated poorly by "the experts"


Then all hell breaks loose:




28 posted on 02/11/2004 10:14:51 AM PST by Johnny Gage (God Bless our Firefighters, our Police, our EMS responders, and most of all, our Veterans)
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To: Momaw Nadon
SITREP - UFOs
29 posted on 02/11/2004 10:15:16 AM PST by LiteKeeper
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To: unix
...Hal Puthoff, Powerplant Engineering. An expert on zero-point energy, a means of extracting limitless power from the quantum vacuum without violating the known laws of physics, Puthoff would understand how ET powers its craft.

I quit right here. Excuse me, UFO community? Shouldn't this man be dead or richer than Bill Gates? Why should I take any of this nonsense seriously beyond this point? And what kind of human arrogance makes you think that we could even begin to grasp a FTL technology if it did exist?

Someone said it: "Gort! Klattu Barrada Nicto!"

30 posted on 02/11/2004 10:16:35 AM PST by 50sDad (OK, I give in. Visit my website! http://my.oh.voyager.net/~abartmes)
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To: unix
...Hal Puthoff, Powerplant Engineering. An expert on zero-point energy, a means of extracting limitless power from the quantum vacuum without violating the known laws of physics, Puthoff would understand how ET powers its craft.

I quit right here. Excuse me, UFO community? Shouldn't this man be dead or richer than Bill Gates? Why should I take any of this nonsense seriously beyond this point? And what kind of human arrogance makes you think that we could even begin to grasp a FTL technology if it did exist?

Someone said it: "Gort! Klattu Barrada Nicto!"

31 posted on 02/11/2004 10:16:41 AM PST by 50sDad (OK, I give in. Visit my website! http://my.oh.voyager.net/~abartmes)
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To: Momaw Nadon
I'm glad you posted this. I read the story in a print copy of PM last week but the website did not have the story at that time.

Thanks.
32 posted on 02/11/2004 10:18:17 AM PST by Rebelbase (The Gravy Train makes unscheduled stops.)
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To: avg_freeper
""I think we'd make great pets.""

I agree, we can even train our own not to go on the carpets.
33 posted on 02/11/2004 10:18:35 AM PST by commonerX
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To: avg_freeper
Billy Squier, right?
34 posted on 02/11/2004 10:19:05 AM PST by Jammz ("The only thing needed for evil to prevail, is for good men to do nothing.")
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To: Johnny Gage
You know, it is clear that the aliens in that movie were Commies. Every free nation is shown being attacked. They slag a sypathetic priest. They can't be trusted to hold their fire when an obvious white flag of surrender is shown. Godless Commies. Think about it...
35 posted on 02/11/2004 10:19:45 AM PST by 50sDad (OK, I give in. Visit my website! http://my.oh.voyager.net/~abartmes)
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To: PatrickHenry; VadeRetro; Piltdown_Woman; RadioAstronomer; Ichneumon
Ping.
36 posted on 02/11/2004 10:24:03 AM PST by Junior (No animals were harmed in the making of this post)
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To: Bikers4Bush
Manbeef is an essential part of a nutritious low-carb diet.
37 posted on 02/11/2004 10:24:43 AM PST by lchoro
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To: unix
I feel that I would be very helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground crispy cream / fluffernutter factories.
38 posted on 02/11/2004 10:24:52 AM PST by avg_freeper (Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
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To: Momaw Nadon
OK, who has the photo of the cat with the tinfoil hat?
39 posted on 02/11/2004 10:25:14 AM PST by RebelBanker (Negotiate? [BANG] Anybody else want to negotiate?)
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To: KevinDavis; All
This plan would work if they come in small ships, however, if they come in huge motherships floating over a city, chances that this plan would go into effect would be nill.

Do you think martial law would be declared?

40 posted on 02/11/2004 10:25:30 AM PST by Momaw Nadon (Goals for 2004: Re-elect President Bush, over 60 Republicans in the Senate, and a Republican House.)
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To: 50sDad
"And what kind of human arrogance makes you think that we could even begin to grasp a FTL technology if it did exist?"

What arrogance? The same arrogance that said traveling beyond the sound barrier was biologically impossible? Or that horseless carriages were either impossible or would alter your physical health at speed?

C'mon, give us a break. The technology is not yet there, but the concept of FTL is being worked out. Look up a fella named Alcubierre, and you'll find a whole different set of possibilities for FTL theory.

This goes back to my whole feeling on ET's - physics is physics, and behavior of ALL systems, including biology, relies upon it. The motivations of an ET will not be all that far removed from our own, other than he/she/it may not see that we have anything they need beyond raw materials. Their physics and technology may be more advanced, but not necessarily incomprehensible.
41 posted on 02/11/2004 10:25:58 AM PST by Frank_Discussion (May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
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To: Jammz
Bill Thorpe actually.
42 posted on 02/11/2004 10:26:12 AM PST by avg_freeper (Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
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To: Momaw Nadon
Yes. Most likely.
43 posted on 02/11/2004 10:27:37 AM PST by Frank_Discussion (May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
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To: Rebelbase
I'm glad you posted this. Thanks.


You're welcome.

44 posted on 02/11/2004 10:28:07 AM PST by Momaw Nadon (Goals for 2004: Re-elect President Bush, over 60 Republicans in the Senate, and a Republican House.)
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To: Momaw Nadon

"Good alien, bad alien, I'm the one with the gun and the chainsaw. Ain't no blood-suckin' deadite-loving illegal alien gonna invade MY country. Hey, no-lips, take your anal probes to France and tell'em Ash sent you, you freak-of-nature."

45 posted on 02/11/2004 10:29:29 AM PST by Jonah Hex (Another day, another DU troll.)
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To: Jonah Hex
Aliens have already landed and are living amongest us. My nieghbors are proof of that.
46 posted on 02/11/2004 10:32:56 AM PST by Dallas59
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To: Momaw Nadon
I was very relieved to see Don Knotts face amongst the welcoming commitee. Don Knotts=good idea, Don Rickles=armagedon.
47 posted on 02/11/2004 10:38:34 AM PST by nkycincinnatikid
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To: Momaw Nadon


Good grief, if I saw this crowd coming at me I'd call in space artillery from the mother ship down on my own position.
48 posted on 02/11/2004 10:38:52 AM PST by Arkinsaw
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To: Jonah Hex
"This is my BOOMSTICK!" LOL! Greatest B-movie of all time
49 posted on 02/11/2004 10:39:37 AM PST by Pyro7480 ("We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid" - Benjamin Franklin)
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To: Dallas59
And they communicate via the Home Shopping Network.

They can't be human beings.
50 posted on 02/11/2004 10:39:57 AM PST by commonerX
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