[Bikers4Bush]

When the aliens come they'll eat the fat one's first.

[avg_freeper]

I think we'd make great pets.

[lchoro]

Manbeef is an essential part of a nutritious low-carb diet.

[Chris Talk]

Actually it is alleged that the aliens prefer to abduct small, slight skinny humans, and fair and blond ones, and usually women 90% of the time...

More on Mars (see also my tagline}:

There was ancient primitive life there;
of that I have no doubt.

But those ancient primitive life forms,
Would be hardly the life-forms I'D worry about!

[Twinkie]

They have a cookbook called "To Serve Man".

[bushbiker]

Figures I'd find you here!

[null and void]

When the aliens come they'll eat the fat one's first.

Great. I'm doomed.

[bushbiker]

PRESIDENT

Why all this destruction? Why can't we settle our differences and work things out? Why can't we just get along?

The Martian Leader offers the President his hand. The President, surprised and pleased, shakes it. Then an odd thing happens. The Martian Leader's hand detaches from his wrist.

Before the President has time to blink, the hand scurries up his arm -- to his shoulder. (NOTE : the hand has a mechanical tail - curled up like a scoripon's tail).

PRESIDENT

Hey, what's going on here?

The scorpion-tailed hand scurries over his shoulder and on to his back. The President tries to swipe it off. Then the hand tenses its fingers - the tail uncurls and jabs its sharp point into the President's back.

PRESIDENT

Ugh!

The sharp-pointed metal tail comes through the President's chest. He looks down.

PRESIDENT

What IS that?

The spike-tail telescopes out of his chest!!!

He fails backwards, dead, on to the floor-map of the world.

The spike-tail's tip flips open. A MARTIAN FLAG snaps out.

The Martian Leader and his troops look at the dead President with the Martian Flag impaled in his chest -- and laugh.

[dubyagee]

When the aliens come they'll eat the fat one's first.

Thank goodness for my low carb diet and pilates. I'm safe. ; * )

[searchandrecovery]

When the aliens come they'll eat the fat one's first.

And they could round out their meals with some fruits (homersexuals) and vegetables (the not so bright).

[Calvin Locke]

...they'll eat the fat one's first.

Depends. If the "visitors" value taste, then probably. If they're on a low fat kick, then probably not. If they want
to sample the local cuisine, then all bets are off.

[WhiteGuy]

When the aliens come they'll eat the fat one's first.

Damn it! you're right!

Where's that Adkins guy's book...................

[Hanging Chad]

When the aliens come, let's eat the fat ones first.

[TexasCajun]

When the aliens come they'll eat the fat one's first.

Survival in part will mean never be the slowest runner in your group of friends!!

[R. Scott]

Remember Rod Serling's “To serve man”?

[Mikey]

It's it's A COOKBOOK.

[Squantos]

They be easy to identify...they'll be in air stream trailers !