Celebrity's Son Named "Seven" (a la Seinfeld, with George pushing this name for a friend's baby)

This is London. Co ^ | May 17, 2004 | This is London

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Crazy Baby Names!



Watch out Marge Simpson: Erykah Badu's son with Andre 300 of Outkast is called Seven. He's now...7. Wa-hey!

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There are a total of 8 baby names they take a look at on the page I linked to above:

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I thought this one was pretty funny, too:

Kooky Shannyn Sossamon decided that Audio Science would be a superb appellation for her baby son, as she and her partner wanted to pick a 'word' rather than a 'name'. Righty-ho.

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LOL...

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:)

[Graybeard58]

What do you think of parents who would name their kid graybeard58?

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A very nice name. :)

[AngieGOP]

Here are some other nice names: Moon Unit Zappa, Zowie Bowie, Tallulah Willis, Rumer Willis, Scout Larue Willis. Rachel Griffiths (from Six Feet Under) named her son Banjo. Why are these people giving their children such idiot names?

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I don't know, but I can you that as a teacher, I always ask students what name they would like to be called. You would be amazed how many students have already changed their names from whatever idiotic name their parents may have given them.

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I don't know, but I can tell you that as a teacher, I always ask students what name they would like to be called. You would be amazed how many students have already changed their names from whatever idiotic name their parents may have given them.

[AngieGOP]

Daid Bowie's son, Zowie wanted to be known as Joey. I can't imagine naming a child something that would cause them to change it latter on in life.

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All I know is it's not unusual to meet kids who have more common sense than their parents.

[Lawgvr1955]

I like the observation Bob and Tom made on their radio show when Jermaine Jackson and his wife had a child and named him "Jermajesty". They echoed what the poor child would hear when he started school:

Hey Jermajesty, its time for your 3:15 @ss beating!!!

[TheRIGHTChoice]

>>>Scout Larue Willis

I'm assuming this is Bruce Willis' child?

But honestly, that isn't too bad of a name - compared to the other names you posted. I really think the name Scout sounds interesting, but it better be a boy, lol.

It may just be me.

Corey

[AngieGOP]

Yes, Scout Larue is Bruce's child. Scout is a great name for a dog or a boy, not a girl.

[TheRIGHTChoice]

Is Scout Larue a girl? LoL

[AngieGOP]

Yep. Scout Larue is a girl.

[Cagey]

It was bound to happen .......

GEORGE: Ah, alright. Believe me, that kid's gonna be called Soda.

SUSAN: I can tell you, I would never name my child Soda.

GEORGE: Oh, no no no. Course not. I got a great name for our kids. A

Real original. You wanna hear what it is? Huh, you ready?

SUSAN: Yeah.

George uses his finger to draw a number 7 in the air, accompanying the

Strokes of his digit with a two-tone whistle.

SUSAN: What is that? Sign language?

GEORGE: No, Seven.

SUSAN: Seven Costanza? You're serious?

GEORGE: Yeah. It's a beautiful name for a boy or a girl...

Susan scoffs.

GEORGE: ...especially a girl. Or a boy.

SUSAN: I don't think so.

GEORGE: What, you don't like the name?

SUSAN: It's not a name. It's a number.

GEORGE: I know. It's Mickey Mantle's number. So not only is it an all

Around beautiful name, it is also a living tribute.

SUSAN: It's awful. I hate it!

GEORGE: (angry) Well, that's the name!

SUSAN: (also angry) Oh no it is not! No child of mine is ever going to

be named Seven!

GEORGE: (yelling) Awright, let's just stay calm here! Don't get all

crazy on me!