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Suggest Alternate Titles For Bubba's Book: Her's Mine "Bowling For Concubines"
Doctor Raoul

Posted on 06/19/2004 6:28:19 PM PDT by Doctor Raoul

Bowling For Concubines


TOPICS: Society
KEYWORDS: mylife
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To: RedwM
The Lord of the Flings:
The Fellowship of the crime ring
The Two liars
The Return of the King's silverware.
101 posted on 06/19/2004 7:38:07 PM PDT by Nateman (Socialism first, cancer second.)
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To: RobFromGa

Great ones.

Though to move character, one would have to have some!


102 posted on 06/19/2004 7:38:45 PM PDT by Quix (Choose this day whom U will serve: Shrillery & demonic goons or The King of Kings and Lord of Lords)
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To: pierrem15

Yeah. That one is pretty good.


103 posted on 06/19/2004 7:38:55 PM PDT by null and void ( 'IF', only the middle letters in 'life.')
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To: All


ALL THE PRESIDENT'S QUIM


104 posted on 06/19/2004 7:39:50 PM PDT by new cruelty
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To: admiralsn
ABOVE THE LAW
105 posted on 06/19/2004 7:40:08 PM PDT by One4Indictment
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To: pierrem15
"Depends on what the word Is is"
106 posted on 06/19/2004 7:40:35 PM PDT by knyteflyte3
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To: Salamander

EEEEWWWWWWWWWW!

Clever.


107 posted on 06/19/2004 7:40:49 PM PDT by Quix (Choose this day whom U will serve: Shrillery & demonic goons or The King of Kings and Lord of Lords)
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To: One4Indictment

I fought the law and I won!


108 posted on 06/19/2004 7:42:37 PM PDT by Nateman (Socialism first, cancer second.)
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To: Salamander

ClevER!


109 posted on 06/19/2004 7:43:52 PM PDT by Quix (Choose this day whom U will serve: Shrillery & demonic goons or The King of Kings and Lord of Lords)
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To: null and void

I'd like to rename it after reading, but with my copy, all the pages are stuck together...


110 posted on 06/19/2004 7:44:56 PM PDT by hunter112
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To: Nateman

Great string of em!


111 posted on 06/19/2004 7:45:13 PM PDT by Quix (Choose this day whom U will serve: Shrillery & demonic goons or The King of Kings and Lord of Lords)
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To: Doctor Raoul

"Sleeping on the White House Couch"


112 posted on 06/19/2004 7:46:42 PM PDT by Salvation (†With God all things are possible.†)
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To: Doctor Raoul

Just a few that immediately come to mind.......

'The Devil and the Blue Dress'

'My Life at Motel 1600'

'Bubba's Big Adventure'

'I Did It Because ....I Could'

'The Boy Who Became President'

'Monica's Big Creep Tells All'


113 posted on 06/19/2004 7:55:03 PM PDT by JulieRNR21 (One good term deserves another! Take W-04....Across America!)
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To: Quix

When in doubt, go for the gross-out.....:))


114 posted on 06/19/2004 7:55:18 PM PDT by Salamander (John Kerry: Schroedinger's candidate)
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To: JulieRNR21

The 4 year old who pretended to be President.


115 posted on 06/19/2004 7:57:12 PM PDT by Quix (Choose this day whom U will serve: Shrillery & demonic goons or The King of Kings and Lord of Lords)
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To: Salamander

He sure lends it to plenty such!

In fact,

A GROSS OF GROSS

would have been a fitting title.


116 posted on 06/19/2004 7:58:10 PM PDT by Quix (Choose this day whom U will serve: Shrillery & demonic goons or The King of Kings and Lord of Lords)
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To: Doctor Raoul

Willard -- no that one's already taken.


117 posted on 06/19/2004 8:04:27 PM PDT by WalterSkinner
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To: Doctor Raoul
The Peter Principle
118 posted on 06/19/2004 8:13:51 PM PDT by auboy
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To: WalterSkinner
The Gropes of Wrath
Finding Reno
Clinocchio
Clods and Criminals
The Adventures of Robbin' Wood
Full Mental Racket
The Wizard of Ooze
119 posted on 06/19/2004 8:14:05 PM PDT by asgardshill
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To: Doctor Raoul

Boy President.


120 posted on 06/19/2004 8:14:39 PM PDT by TruthWillWin
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To: RAOUL

The Face That Launched A Thousand Shits


121 posted on 06/19/2004 8:25:04 PM PDT by CARTOUCHE (The pen is mightier than the sword and so much easier to conceal.)
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To: asgardshill

"The Book of Spurtues"


122 posted on 06/19/2004 8:26:38 PM PDT by glaux
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To: Doctor Raoul

"All The President's (Se)men"

I can't take credit...Rush had a similar contest once and this was submitted by someone.


123 posted on 06/19/2004 8:27:31 PM PDT by doubleA
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To: Doctor Raoul

Bent.


124 posted on 06/19/2004 8:32:01 PM PDT by I'm ALL Right! (There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.)
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To: Doctor Raoul

Don't ask, Don't tell


125 posted on 06/19/2004 8:33:55 PM PDT by Conservative Infidel
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To: Conservative Infidel

Fat Girls Need Lovin' Too
or how I never held a real job or owned
a house and had a limited net worth until I got elected Prez-i-dent, now I'm worth Billions and my ugly
wife is gone all the time. I LOVE THIS COUNTRY!
by William Jefferson Clinton.


126 posted on 06/19/2004 8:40:22 PM PDT by AlbertWang
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To: Doctor Raoul
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Thong

-PJ

127 posted on 06/19/2004 8:40:25 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (It's not safe yet to vote Democrat.)
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To: Doctor Raoul
"Bill Clinton - A Fellatio Alger Story"
128 posted on 06/19/2004 8:45:48 PM PDT by hometoroost
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To: Political Junkie Too
Climbing with Hillary
Hillary, Will I Ever Rest?

There are so many good titles already submitted, I thought I would go in another direction.

129 posted on 06/19/2004 8:52:59 PM PDT by vetvetdoug
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To: Doctor Raoul

A WHOLE NEW PACK OF LIES


130 posted on 06/19/2004 8:54:37 PM PDT by chuckwalla (the insanity, the lunacy these days)
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To: Doctor Raoul

Uncle Bill's Cabin
The Greatest Story Ever Told; The White House Years
Seven Lies For Seven Lovers
The Yellow Pages -


131 posted on 06/19/2004 9:25:08 PM PDT by CARTOUCHE (The pen is mightier than the sword and so much easier to conceal.)
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To: Doctor Raoul

Real substitute titles for Bill Clinton's homage to himself as gathered by Doctor Raoul and others and summarized by KC Burke for copying and posting to your e-mail friends.

Of course, with the interest in Michael Moore, the obvious one is "Bowling for Concubines."

But there are others as well. "Mein Kampf" comes to mind as does "Thongs for the Mammaries" with the chapter on Monica entitled Once Upon a Dress.

There are some that are too close to titles still under copyright, which means that, unlike Michael Moore's ignoring Ray Bradbury's work, Clinon's publisher will obviously stay clear of "Lord of the Fly" and "Oral History".

Perhaps two can be combined such as "Curious Bill Goes to Washington".

Since the Captain threw away everything to purjure himself after chasing a whale, we could have "Moby Dick". As long as we are using classic we could go with "Dork Victory".

Since even his "first lady" (hold that perisolic reflex) called him a "hard dog to keep on the porch" we could use "A Dogs Life."

He placated and appeased threats so we can't use "War and Piece".

His earlier paramores suggest "On Golden Blond" and "Best Little Whorehouse on Pennsylvania Ave."

Due to the length, Marcel Proust had been mentioned so how about: "Remembrance of Thongs Passed" comes to mind.


"I Was a Teenage President" is really on target, as is "Citzen Came" or "Citizen Stain".


With apologies to Willie Nelson, we have "To All the Girls I've Loved Before" and then we also can't forget "True Girth" and "The Outlaw Billy's Whales".


With apologies for title infringment to the Gong Show and Radar Love we could use "The Thong Show" or "Cigar Love".

"Take My Wife, Please" would be too, too Dangerfield. Alan Ladd would worry about his famous cowboy movie but "Stain" or "Stane" could be used....can't you hear Monica saying that like the little boy did, as she holds up the dress?


If we want to crudely parrallel the Kennedy years we could use "Cumalot".

As long as his crude behavior is ruling selection, we could use "Resevoir-tip Dogs", "All The President's Quim" (better yet "All the President's (se)Men" or "The Sperminator".

"Dude, Where's My Legacy" and "Walking Small" are subject to being to close to titles already used.

As captaincy is an oft used metaphor, how about "Fellatio Hornblower"?
He, himself has already promoted "Because I Could" and Monica's nickname for him is useful as well: "The Big Creep".

Former movie titles modified for his character and actions keep suggesting items like "Happy Spillmore", "All the Kings Whores" and "Intern-al Affairs".

Do to its length, it could be divided up a'la Tolkein:
The Lord of the Flings:
Part One: The Fellowship of the crime ring
Part Two: The Two Liars
Part Three: The Return of the King's Silverware.

Those worries on copyrights still hold back "The Peter Principle", "Gropes of Wrath", "Finding Reno", "Clinnocio", The Adventures of Robbin' Wood", "Full Mental Racket", and "The Wizzard of Oozze.


Let's close with: "Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Thong" and due to his stressing his modest roots: "Bill Clinton - A Fellatio Alger Story"


132 posted on 06/19/2004 9:28:34 PM PDT by KC Burke (Men of intemperate minds can never be free....)
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To: Doctor Raoul
I would probably change your title to "Balling with..."

Sorry, [kicking dirt with toes..]

134 posted on 06/19/2004 9:33:33 PM PDT by joe 7pack
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To: Doctor Raoul

"My Lies"

They got me here,

Kept me here,

Why change?


135 posted on 06/20/2004 5:48:53 AM PDT by TruthWillWin
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To: RWR8189

136 posted on 06/20/2004 11:09:27 AM PDT by mikrofon ("Because I could")
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To: Doctor Raoul

"Drag $100,000 in Cattle Futures Through The Arkansas Governor's Mansion and See What You Get"


137 posted on 06/20/2004 1:39:26 PM PDT by Zaxis (There's no ism like Coulterism!)
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To: demkicker
"Fellatio Hornblower"

I must pass my prize to post 75!

138 posted on 06/20/2004 6:42:51 PM PDT by meowmeow
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