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1 posted on 07/27/2004 2:09:25 PM PDT by Doctor Wu
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You people have a really screwed up sense of what belongs in News and what belongs in Chat.


39 posted on 07/27/2004 2:24:52 PM PDT by ShadowDancer
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The 7% figure I believe is quite low. Looking around Boston and basing it on percentages I would say 20% of the Democrats never bath.
Michael Moore probably never baths over twice a month and only does that much because it goes to getting next to him!


40 posted on 07/27/2004 2:25:26 PM PDT by gunnedah
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46 posted on 07/27/2004 2:28:51 PM PDT by Solson ("Ugly knows ugly though." - WorkingClassFilth)
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42 Percent Of Americans Pee In The Shower - 7 Percent Never Bathe

New headline: 49% Of Americans Are Hideously Disgusting

47 posted on 07/27/2004 2:30:16 PM PDT by Lazamataz ("Stay well - Stay safe - Stay armed - Yorktown" -- harpseal)
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42 Percent Of Americans Pee In The Shower should read 42 Percent Of Americans admit they Pee In The Shower.

Sorry, I think the number is more like 95% (men and women & I should know, I am a woman who pees in her own shower, but never, ever in someone else's), the 5% who don't are rather anal (or unrinal?) about bodily functions.

48 posted on 07/27/2004 2:31:20 PM PDT by Protect the Bill of Rights
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So now when someone posts on a thread about it being time to take a shower, we'll have a pretty good idea what's really going on. LOL.


49 posted on 07/27/2004 2:31:38 PM PDT by savedbygrace
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Did they ask how many Americans swim in the toilet?


56 posted on 07/27/2004 2:34:22 PM PDT by Steve_Seattle
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There's actually shower-peeing etiquette. For example, if you're a guy, you should aim directly at the drain and try to avoid hitting the edges, thereby minimizing the splatter effect.

If any evidence remains, you can be assured the average housewife will spot it a mile away. God knows they have an almost psychic ability to spot a stray hair on the shower floor or bar of soap.

For the particularly unscrupulous on the outs with their spouse, their scrubbing poof can be used as either a clean-up accoutrement, or a receptacle, depending on how unpleasant the preceding night's disagreement was.

*evil grin*


57 posted on 07/27/2004 2:35:12 PM PDT by Heavyrunner (Socialize this.)
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You Are Not Alone.

<|:P~


58 posted on 07/27/2004 2:35:19 PM PDT by martin_fierro (Zydecodependent.)
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I have never even considered peeing in the shower. It was never an option for consideration. I thought the Seinfeld thing was a joke. Unbelievable.


70 posted on 07/27/2004 2:43:28 PM PDT by Petronski (BOSTON TRUTH SQUAD: DemsExtremeMakeover.com)
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The percentage is low. There is a physiological reaction to warm water... think camp tricks and kids in the bath (or pool). Natural, but lots of natural things are a bit off.


73 posted on 07/27/2004 2:46:34 PM PDT by Oystir
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I'd like to post a reply but I have to go.


81 posted on 07/27/2004 2:57:38 PM PDT by Sub-Driver
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Did it say how many "Air America" radio hosts do the same on Christmas trees? It's at least around 10% or higher.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1179470/posts


84 posted on 07/27/2004 2:58:51 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult ("Read Hillary's hips. I never had sex with that woman.")
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bathe

hmmmm, now i swear i've seen that word somewhere before... aha! got it! a town in maine... so to "bathe" is to visit a town in maine, no??

85 posted on 07/27/2004 3:01:26 PM PDT by chilepepper (The map is not the territory -- Alfred Korzybski)
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Maybe if women didn't have such a fit about leaving the seat down......


88 posted on 07/27/2004 3:03:20 PM PDT by curmudgeonII
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Disturbing question one: what kind of thought processes go into deciding this is a good survey to do?

Distubring question two: what kind of thought processes go into deciding that this would be a good survey to answer?

Regards, Ivan

90 posted on 07/27/2004 3:05:53 PM PDT by MadIvan (Gothic. Freaky. Conservative. - http://www.rightgoths.com/)
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To: Doctor Wu

I pee in the shower, even when I'm not taking a shower. :-)


94 posted on 07/27/2004 3:10:06 PM PDT by Flashman_at_the_charge (A proud member of the self-preservation society)
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7 Percent Never Bathe french americans
100 posted on 07/27/2004 3:17:47 PM PDT by SF Republican
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42 Percent Of Americans Pee In The Shower

I had a huge fight with my girlfriend about eight years ago (and eventually broke up) because I insisted that everyone has peed in the shower at some point in their life.

She went eewwww!, and insisted that she never, ever peed in the shower or bath, even as a kid.

At the time, we were laughing it up at a party and having a few brews and one by one, everyone admitted (even the girls) that yes, they too had peed in the shower, even if only once.

But my girlfriend, as the night went on, got madder and madder when some people kept insisting that everyone has peed in the shower, and those who deny it are just lying.

To make a long story short, she got really ticked off at me for bringing up the subject, and we ended up breaking up about a week later.

105 posted on 07/27/2004 3:22:42 PM PDT by Edit35
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The real question is how many Americans will flush the stinking full of crap johns on election day.


113 posted on 07/27/2004 3:28:17 PM PDT by TomasUSMC
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