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To: Petronski

>>No, let me guess, she pees in the shower too, and, on the ham.<<

Uh no.

A man watched his wife cut the ends off a Christmas ham before she put it in the oven. He asked her why she did it. She said it was the way her mom always did it.

Well it just so happened that her mom was there for Christmas dinner so they both asked her why she did it. She said it was the way HER mom always did it.

Well, would you believe the old matriarch was there for Christmas dinner too? They all walked up to her in her wheelchair and asked her why SHE always cut the ends off the ham.

Her response: The oven in the old wood fired stove wasn't very big so I had to cut the ends off to get it to fit.

So tell me again, why is it "uncivilized" to pee in the shower?


191 posted on 07/27/2004 4:33:28 PM PDT by RobRoy (You only "know" what you experience. Everything else is mere belief.)
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To: RobRoy

You can splash about in your own urine all you want. You can even claim that behavior represents the height of civilization. Just don't expect me to agree with you.


200 posted on 07/27/2004 4:43:56 PM PDT by Petronski (BOSTON TRUTH SQUAD: DemsExtremeMakeover.com)
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