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VANITY: technochick99 Asked Old Cracker If He Would Start A Thread About His Breakfast
Old Cracker Gazette | Friday, August 13, 2004 | O.C. - Old Cracker

Posted on 08/13/2004 10:00:53 AM PDT by O.C. - Old Cracker

technochick99 asks Old Cracker the question that's on everyone's mind: "What's next on your list of stupid threads to post? What you had for breakfast?"

Old Cracker responds: "Today, our maid fixed me two eggs scrambled, three rashers of bacon, and wheat toast with butter and orange marmalade. Fresh squeezed orange juice and coffee with cream, no sugar. I read the Wall Street Journal while enjoying breakfast on the balcony. My wife woke late and joined me during my second cup of coffee. All in all, a very relaxing morning.

After a scheduled conference call with our attorneys, we moved poolside to begin our daily three hour infusion from the EIB Network. Thanks for asking, technochick99."


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KEYWORDS: breakfast; oc; ocnursinghomediaries; oldcracker; technochick99

1 posted on 08/13/2004 10:00:59 AM PDT by O.C. - Old Cracker
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To: O.C. - Old Cracker

I think the real question is - how does your breakfast relate to your unholy hatred of all things South Park?


2 posted on 08/13/2004 10:02:13 AM PDT by LanPB01
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To: O.C. - Old Cracker

Well, ya just proved her point.


3 posted on 08/13/2004 10:02:46 AM PDT by dirtboy (Forget Berger's socks - has ANYONE searched his skin folds for classified documents?)
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To: LanPB01
I think the real question is - how does your breakfast relate to your unholy hatred of all things South Park?

Maybe OC is actually Barbra Streisand. It all becomes clear now.

4 posted on 08/13/2004 10:03:23 AM PDT by dirtboy (Forget Berger's socks - has ANYONE searched his skin folds for classified documents?)
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To: O.C. - Old Cracker

Spotted owl eggs, basted, with kippered snail darters, served on china made by sweatshop labor over a placemat of freshly clubbed baby seal hide.

I'm a CONSERVATIVE, dammit!


5 posted on 08/13/2004 10:05:12 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: O.C. - Old Cracker

My suggestion would be "unusual things found in your underwear."


6 posted on 08/13/2004 10:05:25 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Here, bite down on this.)
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To: O.C. - Old Cracker

7 posted on 08/13/2004 10:05:44 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: O.C. - Old Cracker
VANITY

Understatement of the day.

8 posted on 08/13/2004 10:06:01 AM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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To: LanPB01
I know, but technochick99 asked the question. It deserved an answer, don't you agree?
9 posted on 08/13/2004 10:06:01 AM PDT by O.C. - Old Cracker (When the cracker gets old, you wind up with Old Cracker. - O.C.)
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To: O.C. - Old Cracker

Waste of bandwidth.


10 posted on 08/13/2004 10:06:04 AM PDT by John Lenin
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To: O.C. - Old Cracker

Weak, dude. Super weak.

11 posted on 08/13/2004 10:06:51 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: O.C. - Old Cracker

I'll tell you what would be a great vanity - things in your bathroom that begin with the letter "T."


12 posted on 08/13/2004 10:07:07 AM PDT by LanPB01
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To: John Lenin

And you just contributed. LOL!!!


13 posted on 08/13/2004 10:07:15 AM PDT by O.C. - Old Cracker (When the cracker gets old, you wind up with Old Cracker. - O.C.)
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To: O.C. - Old Cracker

It's better to be an OLD CRACK-ER, than an OLD CRACK-HO....


14 posted on 08/13/2004 10:08:10 AM PDT by Red Badger (The FOURTH ESTATE is the FIFTH COLUMN!.....)
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To: O.C. - Old Cracker

I have a special recipe I call "Chilly Willys" It is a version of Chilaquiles from Mexico.

Tortillas, eggs, salsa, onions -- hmmm hmmm.

Not as good as Bald Eagle eggs, but easier to make.


15 posted on 08/13/2004 10:08:13 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (I want to die in my sleep like Gramps -- not yelling and screaming like those in his car)
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To: dirtboy
Maybe OC is actually Barbra Streisand. It all becomes clear now.

HA!HA!..LOL! B.S. (BABS), has declared War on South Park...ever since that show. Rush (EIB) is telling FReepers not to worry. :))

16 posted on 08/13/2004 10:09:39 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :)
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To: O.C. - Old Cracker

Why is this not posted in breaking news?!


17 posted on 08/13/2004 10:09:48 AM PDT by AZamericonnie ("Really only two things matter, sex & politics. At least I'm getting politics!")
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To: Constitution Day
So your answer to technochick99 would have been to just ignore her? I don't operate that way, Constitution Day.
18 posted on 08/13/2004 10:09:51 AM PDT by O.C. - Old Cracker (When the cracker gets old, you wind up with Old Cracker. - O.C.)
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To: O.C. - Old Cracker

19 posted on 08/13/2004 10:10:04 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: AZamericonnie

I thought of that, but realized that not everyone would see it that way. Thanks for asking.


20 posted on 08/13/2004 10:11:11 AM PDT by O.C. - Old Cracker (When the cracker gets old, you wind up with Old Cracker. - O.C.)
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To: O.C. - Old Cracker
Dude, try this, it'll help:


21 posted on 08/13/2004 10:11:13 AM PDT by JerseyHighlander
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To: O.C. - Old Cracker

With respect to the South Park question you posed I have a better idea.

Let's send all the people who don't want us to be allowed to choose what we want to watch to spain instead.

Pack your crap O.C.


22 posted on 08/13/2004 10:11:46 AM PDT by Bikers4Bush (Flood waters rising, heading for more conservative ground. Vote for true conservatives!)
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To: O.C. - Old Cracker; technochick99

You haven't even pinged her yet, you coot. Here, I'll do it.


23 posted on 08/13/2004 10:12:20 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: John Lenin

No more of a waste than the "Caption This..." threads.


24 posted on 08/13/2004 10:13:43 AM PDT by bonfire
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To: O.C. - Old Cracker
It deserved an answer, don't you agree?

You old f*rt... How 'bout taking a cruise? I heard they're lovely.

25 posted on 08/13/2004 10:13:47 AM PDT by Nonstatist
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To: O.C. - Old Cracker; technochick99
If you start a thread about someone, you really should ping them to it (or send them a FReepmail, which for all I know you've already done)
26 posted on 08/13/2004 10:14:29 AM PDT by xm177e2 (Stalinists, Maoists, Ba'athists, Pacifists: Why are they always on the same side?)
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To: O.C. - Old Cracker; LanPB01
..how does your breakfast relate to your unholy hatred of all things South Park?

...start of a bad day?...Undue fibre in diet?...

27 posted on 08/13/2004 10:14:33 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :)
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To: Constitution Day

LOL! Coot! Thanks!


28 posted on 08/13/2004 10:15:46 AM PDT by O.C. - Old Cracker (When the cracker gets old, you wind up with Old Cracker. - O.C.)
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To: O.C. - Old Cracker

I figured you'd get a kick out of that.


29 posted on 08/13/2004 10:16:42 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Nonstatist

My wife wanted to take a cruise to Greece during the Olympics. I nixed that idea. The Greeks don't believe in wheelchair accessibility. Heck, they just recently discovered the wheel.


30 posted on 08/13/2004 10:18:46 AM PDT by O.C. - Old Cracker (When the cracker gets old, you wind up with Old Cracker. - O.C.)
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To: xm177e2; Constitution Day
You're right, I forgot. Constitution Day took care of that for me. Thanks, C.D.
31 posted on 08/13/2004 10:20:25 AM PDT by O.C. - Old Cracker (When the cracker gets old, you wind up with Old Cracker. - O.C.)
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To: Bikers4Bush

You refer to 'packing crap'. I am unfamiliar with this procedure, perhaps you would like to share your knowledge on this matter with the rest of us.


32 posted on 08/13/2004 10:25:23 AM PDT by O.C. - Old Cracker (When the cracker gets old, you wind up with Old Cracker. - O.C.)
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To: O.C. - Old Cracker

I highly doubt that you are unfamiliar.


33 posted on 08/13/2004 10:50:09 AM PDT by Bikers4Bush (Flood waters rising, heading for more conservative ground. Vote for true conservatives!)
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To: Owl_Eagle

If I have to wade through this sh*t, so do you.


34 posted on 08/13/2004 12:02:55 PM PDT by martin_fierro (Humor me.)
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