Skip to comments.Warning: Very, Very Bad Joke
Posted on 08/21/2004 10:07:12 AM PDT by Brainhose
I know this is a really, really bad joke: Q: Have you heard the latest Olympic results? A: The French won all 3 medals in the 100 meter retreat! Thank you very much. I'll be here all week and please try the veal.
What a hoot, I will try this one tonight.
I also heard that Bill Clinton picked up a gold for the breast stroke.
That's a little misleading. They were the only team participating in the event.
.....And be sure to tip your waiters and waitresses - they're working hard tonight......
This has the potential of being a long and very funny weekend post. Thanks.
Q. Why did they ban fireworks at the Tour de France?
A. 'Cause evertime they went off, the French riders and fans would put both hands in the air and surrender.
Joke: In the Olympic poker event the French champion was disqualified for trading banned cards under the table for chips. Countries with which the French champion is alleged to have helped cheat include Iran, Syria, and Jordan. In a bold move to distract the international community, the French Olympic committee has lodged a complaint with the United Poker League alleging that the United States "unilaterally" bluffed them with the cooperation of Britain, Italy, and Australia. Spain was originally included in the charge, but was removed from the list when Spain's Olympic Committee was replaced at the last minute.
A well known comic has questioned the idea that anyone can unilaterally do anything with the cooperation of others... But that comic was greeted with silent champagne drinkers.
I love veal, don't eat it anymore though.
Lance Armstrong stripped of his 6th title!!!!!
Tour officials have announced that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th title due to a random check for banned substances. The 3 substances found in Armstrong's hotel that are banned by the French are:
I noticed in the parade of nations which opened the Olympics, the French team marched behind the white flag.
So this dyslexic walks into a bra . . .
What is the "Olympics"?
Three expectant fathers, an American, a Jamaican, and a Frenchman, were in the hospital waiting room. A doctor comes in and announces that he has some good news and some bad news, "The good news is that you each are the father of a healthy baby boy. The bad news is that we've mixed them up." The three new fathers walk into the nursery. The American guy goes right to the Jamaican baby, picks him up and starts rocking him. "What are you doing?" the Jamaican guy asks, "That is obviously my son." "I know," said the American guy, "but I didn't want to accidentally get the French kid."
Everyone hates the French.
Dyslexics of the world untie!
Badde spelers of the wrold unit!
And set your beebers on stune. Seriesly.
Why do the french hate history class? They keep repeating it.
French Knock Knock Joke:
I give up.
The French Army Theme Song: "Be Our Guest!! Be Our Guest!!!"
You are the President of the United States of America, when it is announced that a large asteroid, capable of completely destroying France is headed straight for it. It is calculated that it will strike France at 2:30 in the morning in two days. The UN and the French president plead with you to deploy planes and ships away from The War on Terror and the situation in Iraq and Afghanistan to help defend France. You are the president of the greatest and most powerful nation on earth. What do you do?
A: You stay up late and watch it live on television.
B: You tape it and watch it in the morning.
That's bad. You should be shot with a french military rifle. the french military surplus rifles are the best because they've never been fired in anger and have only been dropped once.
He's got my le'vote
Holy sh*t! That is funny.
why zee long face monsewer skerreeee??
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