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Sep 5, 2004
Posted on 09/05/2004 8:16:21 AM PDT by PolishProud
Just as I was on my way to play golf, an idea popped in to my head. A trip to my desk and the medicine cabinet armed me with a purple magic marker and a Band-Aid. You guessed it. I now sport a purple heart Band-Aid on my left arm. I never hit the ball left. Perhaps a few Freepers would join me. You don't need to play golf.
KEYWORDS: bandaids; purplehearts
posted on 09/05/2004 8:18:36 AM PDT
(We childproofed our home, but they are still getting in)
Use the over-sized ones so folks will be sure to notice.
posted on 09/05/2004 8:20:14 AM PDT
(GOP, the Grand Old Party. God Bless George W. Bush. Four More Years!)
I was a drunk and ended up crippling myself, am I elgible? and can I drive the cart?
posted on 09/05/2004 8:21:51 AM PDT
(The economy won't matter if you're dead.)
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