Skip to comments.Lesbian school bathroom scare in Oklahoma
Posted on 10/14/2004 6:49:04 AM PDT by presidio9
Lesbians of America, pack your bags! Its time to head to the new lesbian capitol of the world: Oklahoma!
The states new nickname will be Oklahomo! Woo-hoo! Just think of those cowgirls on the range. The classic Rogers & Hammerstein musical will take on a whole new meaning.
It may at first be hard to believe that this modest midwestern state is a breeding ground as a lesbian Sodom and Gomorrah, but we have it from a good source that the state is in fact cultivating lesbian debauchery.
None other than former ultra-conservative Republican Congressman and the current Republican Senate candidate Tom Coburn says so.
In a tape recently released by Brad Carson, Coburns Democratic candidate for the Senate race there, Coburn is heard warning the good clean citizens of Oklahoma of the great lesbian threat to their state.
On the tape, Coburn tells how a campaign worker form Coalgate, Oklahoma, told him that lesbianism is so rampant in some of the schools in southeast Oklahoma that theyll only let one girl go to the bathroom.
Well, I think he really meant to say theyll only let one girl at a time go to the bathroom. Itd kind of be a mess if they really only ever let that one girl in the school go to the bathroom.
But Im digressing. Back to lesbian debauchery.
This is, of course, a matter of grave concern and alarm for the good citizens of Oklahoma. Imagine, girls pretending they have to relieve themselves, then going to the bathroom to relieve themselves.
Now think about it, Coburn warns his fellow Oklahomans on the tape as he continues tackling the serious issues that confront the state as well as the nation. Think about that issue. How is it that thats happened to us?
When contacted by the Associated Press for follow-up, Coburns spokesperson, John Hart, naturally had the answer for how this has happened to us. Its been allowed to happen, Hart said, in a society where our kids are getting mixed messages about sexuality.
As if it isnt bad enough that young Oklahoma girls are performing cunnilingus in the little girls rooms at schools all over southeast Oklahoma, Coburn is also facing denial from educators.
Thats right. Theyre denying this wave of lesbian depravity is of much concern. Girls all over the state, and especially in the southeast of the state, are wearing butch short haircuts and listening to k.d. lang, and apparently school officials could care less.
You know what Joe McCulley, the superintendent of schools in Coalgate, did when he was asked about Coburns remarks and concerns?
McCulley just chuckled.
But this really isnt a laughing matter.
Because Tom Coburn is a reason for lesbians and gay men, wherever they live, to be concerned.
Coburn has been identified by the national Republican Party as one of the key candidates who could help them hold onto their slim majority in the U.S. Senate in the November elections.
The seat is being vacated by Republican Senator Don Nickles, who has held the position for 24 years.
Coburn was previously a Congressman from Oklahoma, who got swept in with the right-wing conservatism of the 1994 Congress. He quit Congress after three terms (as he said he would), but he didnt fade from the national spotlight, or from national controversy. In 2001, President Bush named him to co-chair the Presidential Advisory Council on HIV/AIDS, a position he still holds.
Early on, the former doctor made a national reputation for himself as a die-hard right-winger.
And he has long battled what he sees as the threat to America from the gay agenda.
While in Congress, Coburn was one of the leaders in the fight to keep the District of Columbia from implementing its domestic partnership program, by refusing to fund it. And he fought to keep gays and lesbians in the District from being allowed to adopt children.
His staunch opposition to and constant harping against same-sex marriage have been credited by some as a pivotal reason for President George Bushs endorsement of a constitutional amendment to ban same-sex marriage.
Coburn is known as much for his dramatic antics as for his ultra-conservative viewpoints. When he was first elected to Congress, he lured young interns to his office with free pizza and sodas for lectures on abstinence and sexually transmitted diseases. His presentations were complete with slides of people and body parts infected with the various ailments he was railing against.
He has been equally controversial on AIDS policy and AIDS education and prevention efforts. In 1997, he proposed a bill that would have required states to have named, rather than anonymous, HIV reporting as a condition for receiving federal Medicaid money. He also authored a bill encouraging mandatory testing of infants for HIV.
Hes a staunch supporter of abstinence as the primary form of HIV/AIDS prevention, and has used his training as a doctor to undermine condom use. When he was appointed to the Presidential Advisory Council on HIV/AIDS, he told Reuters his mission would be to really talk about the science thats out there on HIV.
Yet despite the mountains of scientific evidence that prove condoms help prevent the spread of HIV and save lives, Coburn promptly pooh-poohed them.
A condom will work for you and for me if we use it perfectly and use it every time, he said. The problem is that the majority of people just dont use them like that.
Just this last spring, Coburn wrote to cancel his subscription to Poz magazine, the premiere magazine on HIV and AIDS issues. His beef with the magazine literally was with beef.
For its 10th anniversary edition, Poz gathered more than 80 people with HIV and AIDS to pose in a naked group shot for the magazines cover. Coburn was somehow so offended by the photo that he wrote the magazine and asked he be removed immediately from the mailing list.
And according to the online magazine Salon.com, at a political meeting held just last spring, Coburn warned his fellow Republicans that the gay community has infiltrated the very centers of power in every area across this country, and they wield extreme power. (The gay) agenda is the greatest threat to our freedom that we face today.
And what could be better proof of our power and reach than the great lesbian bathroom scare in schools all across the state of Oklahoma?
What is this crap?
Press release from Brad Carson.......
Another reason to vote for Coburn.
GOA tried to get me to send this guy money, but I checked out his "issues" page and concluded he was a nut on practically everything but guns. Sounds like I concluded correctly.
What's with these guys that go off on wacky tangents, instead of focusing on real issues? They ought to have more important things on their minds, and instead they just run around providing fodder for silly leftist emotional-issue groups.