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Yoko Ono has the No. 1 single on the dance chart(has to be thefirst sign of the apocolypse)
peopl.com ^ | 11 7 04 | people.com

Posted on 11/07/2004 9:49:02 AM PST by freepatriot32

CHARTED: Yoko Ono, 71, has the No. 1 single on the dance chart, "Every Man Has A Man Who Loves Him"/"Every Woman Has A Woman Who Loves Her," a mix of techno beats and her somewhat off-key vocals that delivers a message in favor of same-sex unions. "This is a victory not just for me but for all Americans who are against the administration's decision to ban gay marriage," Ono says about the success of the tune, as quoted by the BBC.


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I have officially lost all respect for the music industry if you play a yoko ono record at gitmo the hague would bring war crimes charges against you.Now clubbers are actually PAYING MONEY to hear her single about the glorys of poop sex and carpet inspecting we are truly living in the end times
1 posted on 11/07/2004 9:49:04 AM PST by freepatriot32
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To: freepatriot32

ATTENTION YOKO ONO FANS:

Yoko Ono will release an LP of her greatest hits. The CD has no music on it.


2 posted on 11/07/2004 9:51:41 AM PST by Clintonfatigued
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To: freepatriot32
Y'know, your link took me to an article featuring Hilary Duff and her sister Haylie.

I think I'll take the following liberty...


3 posted on 11/07/2004 9:52:38 AM PST by TBarnett34 ("Unnngh!" -John F'n Kerry, 11/2/04)
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To: freepatriot32
"'This is a victory not just for me but for all Americans who are against the administration's decision to ban gay marriage,' Ono says...."


Correct me if I'm wrong: didn't the majority of free citizens in at least eleven states decide by themselves that gay marriage should not be recognized?
4 posted on 11/07/2004 9:53:08 AM PST by Chummy (Thank you God for giving to the USA our President George W. Bush!)
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To: Clintonfatigued
The CD has no music on it.

Now thats a yuko ono album i would actually buy :-)

5 posted on 11/07/2004 9:53:14 AM PST by freepatriot32 (http://chonlalonde.blogspot.com)
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To: Clintonfatigued
Yoko Ono will release an LP of her greatest hits. The CD has no music on it.

They sell those things by the STACK!

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6 posted on 11/07/2004 9:53:34 AM PST by martin_fierro (WTF is a "nonspecific malady"?)
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To: freepatriot32
"This is a victory not just for me but for all Americans who are against the administration's decision to ban gay marriage,"

Is she implying she is an American? Bag. Also, with what law did the 'administration" use to ban gay marriage? Oh, you mean the "Defense of Marriage Act" passed by Bill Clinton?

7 posted on 11/07/2004 9:53:59 AM PST by Shortwave (Supporting Bush was a duty one owed to the fallen. Now, it is an honor.)
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To: freepatriot32
"This is a victory not just for me but for all Americans who are against the administration's decision to ban gay marriage," Ono says"

Fine, you keep the #1 spot on the dance charts, we'll keep the #1 spot in the White House.

By the way, wouldn't the people who make this the #1 song on the dance charts be the demographic that was supposed to "Vote or Die"?

8 posted on 11/07/2004 9:54:04 AM PST by JanetteS (My heart is as light as a song!)
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To: freepatriot32

I'd tell Yoko to "STFU and Sing" but she can't sing, either.


9 posted on 11/07/2004 9:55:23 AM PST by martin_fierro (WTF is a "nonspecific malady"?)
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To: freepatriot32
Yoko's music makes me want to go clubbing.


10 posted on 11/07/2004 9:55:50 AM PST by KarlInOhio ("This is the best election night in history." -- DNC Chief Terry McAuliffe, 11/2/04)
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To: freepatriot32

Actually, this cut is popular because it scares all the rats out of the European dance clubs.


11 posted on 11/07/2004 9:57:50 AM PST by joebuck
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To: freepatriot32
That whore has been desperately trying to be significant for years and years and years and years. It shows.
12 posted on 11/07/2004 10:09:24 AM PST by bannie (Jamma Nana!)
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To: freepatriot32
the administration's decision to ban gay marriage

Hey!!! (Saying in my best Sam Kinison voice) Ugly no-talent, Beatle-killer....STFU...and its not just the administration's decision to ban gay Marriage...60 MILLION F'ng PEOPLE AGREED with the PRESIDENT LAST TUESDAY!!!!

GO BACK TO KOREA YOU UGLY MOP!!!

13 posted on 11/07/2004 10:15:08 AM PST by Heff ("Liberty is not America's gift to the world, it's the Almighty's gift to humanity" GW Bush 4/12/04)
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To: freepatriot32

Apparently this screeching left-over-from-the-'60's hag isn't aware of the way the votes went in the states that had no gay marriage on the ballots. What an idiot!

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14 posted on 11/07/2004 10:18:06 AM PST by viaveritasvita (God poured His love out on us! Romans 5:5-8)
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To: freepatriot32
Some of her biggest supporters showing their support at the dance club


15 posted on 11/07/2004 10:21:51 AM PST by StoneFury (The only thing hippies understand is the fist)
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To: freepatriot32


16 posted on 11/07/2004 10:39:19 AM PST by Incorrigible (immanentizing the eschaton)
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To: freepatriot32

I knew there was something missing from campaign 2004...and this was IT! Yoko should have been touring for Kerry with Cher and the other has-beens.
I mean, we had an entire 60's flashback/rehash of Vietnam, Jane Fonda, etc...let's drag in the Beatles, too.

My Christmas Wish list is now complete: Clinton book, Moore DVD, and Yoko Ono CD. (sarcasm off)


17 posted on 11/07/2004 10:45:29 AM PST by CarolTX (Onward through the fog)
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To: KarlInOhio

ROFL


18 posted on 11/07/2004 11:16:23 AM PST by martin_fierro (WTF is a "nonspecific malady"?)
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To: freepatriot32; 537cant be wrong; Aeronaut; bassmaner; chilepepper; Cutterjohnmhb; ...

Rock and Roll PING! email Weegee to get on/off this list (or grab it yourself to PING the rest)

If Yoko Ono had married Cher's ex and then the lead singer of U2 she'd be Yoko Ono Bono Bono...

19 posted on 11/07/2004 12:25:46 PM PST by weegee (WE FOUGHT ZOGBYISM November 2, 2004 - 60 Million Voters versus 60 Minutes - BUSH WINS!!!)
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To: freepatriot32

The woman can't sing. Someone needs to tell her.


20 posted on 11/07/2004 12:28:00 PM PST by najida (Liberals: Clueless, arrogant, elitist snobs.... Their mama's didn't raise'em right.)
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To: freepatriot32

Ono spelled backwards is 'onO'...


21 posted on 11/07/2004 12:28:09 PM PST by weegee (WE FOUGHT ZOGBYISM November 2, 2004 - 60 Million Voters versus 60 Minutes - BUSH WINS!!!)
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To: StoneFury

If those guys became Yoko's backup singers they could go on tour as Yatta Ono.


22 posted on 11/07/2004 12:29:31 PM PST by weegee (WE FOUGHT ZOGBYISM November 2, 2004 - 60 Million Voters versus 60 Minutes - BUSH WINS!!!)
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To: CarolTX
Don't forget that Nancy Sinata rolled up to the White House on the bag of a Harley riding with the Rolling Thunder Vietnam Vets on Memorial Day when they endorsed President Bush...


23 posted on 11/07/2004 12:32:13 PM PST by weegee (WE FOUGHT ZOGBYISM November 2, 2004 - 60 Million Voters versus 60 Minutes - BUSH WINS!!!)
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To: CarolTX
My Christmas Wish list is now complete: Clinton book, Moore DVD, and Yoko Ono CD. (sarcasm off)

If you are "mature" adult and are looking for some provocative film work, Yoko was in a real movie (now on DVD) back in 1965...

"This brutal drug drama (actually two films edited together) features Yoko Ono as the fiancee of a drug pusher who wants to go straight. His supplier kidnaps Ono in order to keep him selling dope, while in an unrelated story three black-clad addicts terrorize women."

24 posted on 11/07/2004 12:38:21 PM PST by weegee (WE FOUGHT ZOGBYISM November 2, 2004 - 60 Million Voters versus 60 Minutes - BUSH WINS!!!)
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To: JanetteS

It wasn't "Win or Die" but you bring up an interestng point. Maybe the young man who killed himself at Ground Zero didn't vote and he figured Puff Diddy would be angry with him.


25 posted on 11/07/2004 12:40:53 PM PST by weegee (WE FOUGHT ZOGBYISM November 2, 2004 - 60 Million Voters versus 60 Minutes - BUSH WINS!!!)
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To: martin_fierro

I've got a bootleg of that. I'm uploading it to all of the Beatleg boards... All 50 discs worth...


26 posted on 11/07/2004 12:42:37 PM PST by weegee (WE FOUGHT ZOGBYISM November 2, 2004 - 60 Million Voters versus 60 Minutes - BUSH WINS!!!)
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To: Clintonfatigued
Which reminds me, I can't get enough of John Cale's 4:33. It's like I'm listening to this song constantly and even singing it in the shower.
27 posted on 11/07/2004 12:45:51 PM PST by weegee (WE FOUGHT ZOGBYISM November 2, 2004 - 60 Million Voters versus 60 Minutes - BUSH WINS!!!)
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28 posted on 11/07/2004 12:48:13 PM PST by weegee (WE FOUGHT ZOGBYISM November 2, 2004 - 60 Million Voters versus 60 Minutes - BUSH WINS!!!)
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To: weegee
My point simply was how many of the 18 to 24 year old "Vote or Die" t-shirt wearing contingent actually voted? Yeah, the sentiment is great when there's a free concert involved but to show up for just a lousy "I Voted" sticker? Only if Ashton Kutcher is handing them out!

Now there's an idea for the democrats next election: celebrities manning the polls! Guaranteed to increase turnout from the couch potato crowd! Don't worry, it will never happen. (1) The celebrities would actually have to do some work. (2) They'd have to come into contact with icky middle America.

29 posted on 11/07/2004 12:54:32 PM PST by JanetteS (My heart is as light as a song!)
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To: weegee
If Yoko Ono had married Cher's ex and then the lead singer of U2 she'd be Yoko Ono Bono Bono...

If she married a 70's commercial-dittie writer next she would be Yoko Ono Bono Bono Manilow

30 posted on 11/07/2004 12:58:10 PM PST by freedumb2003 (The cool points are out the window and you got me all twisted up in the game)
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To: freepatriot32

"Im dreaming of relevance"

31 posted on 11/07/2004 1:00:39 PM PST by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: freedumb2003
Barry made most of his money off of just 2 jingles. He should have written a book about it called A Sale Of Two Ditties.
32 posted on 11/07/2004 1:19:03 PM PST by weegee (WE FOUGHT ZOGBYISM November 2, 2004 - 60 Million Voters versus 60 Minutes - BUSH WINS!!!)
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To: mylife

Couldn't you have found her a bigger box? Her head looked crammed in that one.


33 posted on 11/07/2004 1:19:55 PM PST by weegee (WE FOUGHT ZOGBYISM November 2, 2004 - 60 Million Voters versus 60 Minutes - BUSH WINS!!!)
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To: KarlInOhio

Be sure to take a stack of her records with you the next time you go 'clubbing'... 'clubbing'... 'clubbing'...

(sorry about that, broken record...)


34 posted on 11/07/2004 1:22:10 PM PST by weegee (WE FOUGHT ZOGBYISM November 2, 2004 - 60 Million Voters versus 60 Minutes - BUSH WINS!!!)
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To: scripter

possible story for your homosexual aganda ping list


35 posted on 11/07/2004 1:24:28 PM PST by freepatriot32 (http://chonlalonde.blogspot.com)
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To: JanetteS
It would be interesting to compare how many "Vote or Die" kids DIDN'T vote vs. how many "Voting Is For Old People" DID vote.

Does fashion determine politics?

36 posted on 11/07/2004 1:24:40 PM PST by weegee (WE FOUGHT ZOGBYISM November 2, 2004 - 60 Million Voters versus 60 Minutes - BUSH WINS!!!)
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To: weegee

He did:
State Farm Insurance (Like A Good Neighbor)
Stridex (give you face something to smile about)
Stuck On Me (Band-Aid Brand)
Bathroom Bowl Blues (Green Bowlene)
The Most Original Soft Drink Ever (Dr. Pepper)
Feelin' Free (Pepsi-Cola)
McDonald's (You Deserve A Break Today)
among others ... he did more than a few ditties -- credit where credit is due.


37 posted on 11/07/2004 1:26:27 PM PST by freedumb2003 (The cool points are out the window and you got me all twisted up in the game)
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To: weegee

Speaking of backup singers. I just showed this story to my brother and he brought up a good point.He said if yucko(his words)ono ever got together and did a duet with johnnie hung from american idol that it might be the catalist for congress or even the military repealing the first amendment to the constitution.I cant say I disagree with him either :-)


38 posted on 11/07/2004 1:29:20 PM PST by freepatriot32 (http://chonlalonde.blogspot.com)
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To: freepatriot32; EdReform; backhoe; Yehuda; Clint N. Suhks; saradippity; stage left; Yakboy; ...
Bump. Thanks for the ping, freepatriot.

Homosexual Agenda: Categorical Index of Links (Version 1.1)
Homosexual Keyword Search

39 posted on 11/07/2004 1:31:34 PM PST by scripter (Tens of thousands have left the homosexual lifestyle)
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To: freedumb2003

It was all in the interest of a good pun.


40 posted on 11/07/2004 1:31:37 PM PST by weegee (WE FOUGHT ZOGBYISM November 2, 2004 - 60 Million Voters versus 60 Minutes - BUSH WINS!!!)
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To: weegee
"Voting Is For Old People" is anit-voting propaganda disseminated by the Bush administration to disenfranchise the "Vote or Die" youths of America.

Bush's Fault ;)
41 posted on 11/07/2004 1:34:43 PM PST by JanetteS (My heart is as light as a song!)
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To: freepatriot32

You left of the barf alert in the title!


42 posted on 11/07/2004 1:37:42 PM PST by Netizen
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To: freepatriot32

#1 in another country or the US of A?


What is #1 in our country on the pop charts anyway?


43 posted on 11/07/2004 1:37:56 PM PST by oceanperch ( President Bush and The First Lady Laura God Bless You!)
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To: freepatriot32
Hey, Yoko. Little Richard has some advice...


"SHUT UP!"

44 posted on 11/07/2004 1:41:06 PM PST by weegee (WE FOUGHT ZOGBYISM November 2, 2004 - 60 Million Voters versus 60 Minutes - BUSH WINS!!!)
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To: KarlInOhio

AAAACKKKK please remind all your loved ones to keep her music out of your field of hearing.

She really does suck big time, but with unlimited funds I could put out music productions too. I will forever not be able to carry a tune, only sing when alone in the van. Family insists.


45 posted on 11/07/2004 1:42:08 PM PST by oceanperch ( President Bush and The First Lady Laura God Bless You!)
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To: Netizen

well barf alert was inplyed when i wrote yoko ono and song in the same sentence :-)


46 posted on 11/07/2004 1:57:35 PM PST by freepatriot32 (http://chonlalonde.blogspot.com)
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To: scripter

Homosexual promoters equate "love" with "same sex acts". There is no connection.

Plenty of women love women, and men love men. Like FRIENDS AND RELATIVES! TEACHERS AND STUDENTS! etc etc.

Love and sex sometimes are related, sometimes not. Frodo and Sam are perfect examples. Devoted friends. Not a pinch of anything sexual about it.


47 posted on 11/07/2004 2:03:24 PM PST by little jeremiah (Moral absolutes are what make humans human.)
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To: little jeremiah
Parents love their kids, kids love their grandparents... people love their pets. God loves us all.

There is no sexual component needed to make that love "greater" or to show that we "really" love someone.

Restraint can even be shown when 2 people have a sexual attraction. For example, people who are related, people who are married to other people, and people who are under age. The people pushing the Sex Positive Agenda (of which the Homosexual Agenda is just a battering ram at society's laws and moral judgements) believe that abstinence is unhealthy because people are denying their desires. They make no moral judgements and rape is about the only thing I find them opposing (and rape fantasies are perfectly fine with them).

48 posted on 11/07/2004 2:14:08 PM PST by weegee (WE FOUGHT ZOGBYISM November 2, 2004 - 60 Million Voters versus 60 Minutes - BUSH WINS!!!)
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To: weegee

I agree 100%.

I am considering starting a moral absolutes in general ping list...what do you think?


49 posted on 11/07/2004 2:25:00 PM PST by little jeremiah (Moral absolutes are what make humans human.)
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To: little jeremiah
Frodo and Sam are perfect examples.

Indeed. Or David and Jonathan, who some homosexual advocates refer to as homosexuals.

50 posted on 11/07/2004 2:30:22 PM PST by scripter (Tens of thousands have left the homosexual lifestyle)
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