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A Christian Chat with little bin

Posted on 11/23/2004 12:15:10 PM PST by realnotideal

A Christian Woman's little chat with Bin


TOPICS: Conspiracy
KEYWORDS: derkaderkastani; dusruptor; eatstinfoil; hammerofthemods; kittybait; postandrun; satin; traders; troll; valhallaiamcalling; vikingkittychow; weareyouroverlords; zot
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First all I know president Bush doesn't believe there is any reasoning with any of the Terrorist.

Second I could be hanged as a trader if I was to talk to one of them.

But on the other hand I would hate to see this guy continue with his path of destruction especially since the destruction is aimed at us and others.

I would first of all knock him down with the trap I've built out of rocks then, I would pull him out of the rubble and sit on his chest and pound his head in the rocks over and over again till I got his attention.

Then I would explain that the devil in him has to go. That Jesus loves him but everybody else hates him. I would slap him in the face a few times and grab his beard and slam his head in the rock a few times more.

I would tell him that he being used by the devil and is deceiving himself and others. That using evil to defeat evil doesn't always work because the devil is the big shot in that department.

And incase he hasn't noticed the Satin is running things not him. But God has allowed him to be spared because only God loves him and God wants to show him a better way and God want to break the stronghold satin has on his life.

I would then explain that the people who commit suicide while committing homicide are going to hell and that only the devil would tell them different.

I might be temped to do what Jesus talks about "people burning in hell" buy putting him on a spit and roasting him a bit till he gets the message. And see if what it say in Quare about them growing new skin as they roast so they can roast over and over again in hell, is true.

Then and I would tie him up and my donkey and I would drag him down the rocky hill and collect my 25,000,000.00 dead or alive.

I FOR GOT SOMETHING, BEFORE I ROAST HIM ON THE SPIT, I WOULD BREAK HIS NOSE AND MAKE HIM HAND OVER ALL HIS MONEY. Then I take a 550.00 dollar bill and put in some Turkish tobacco and smoke it.

1 posted on 11/23/2004 12:15:10 PM PST by realnotideal
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To: realnotideal; Admin Moderator

Do what?


2 posted on 11/23/2004 12:22:55 PM PST by Gunrunner2
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To: realnotideal
Second I could be hanged as a trader if I was to talk to one of them.

I don't think anyone here would hang someone for engaging in commerce.

3 posted on 11/23/2004 12:26:44 PM PST by My2Cents ("The bombing begins in five minutes...")
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To: realnotideal

Ummm...ok.


4 posted on 11/23/2004 12:27:47 PM PST by pgkdan
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To: realnotideal

What did Dr. Phil ever do to you?


5 posted on 11/23/2004 12:28:37 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Constitution Day; martin_fierro; dighton; EggsAckley

Ahem


6 posted on 11/23/2004 12:30:59 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: realnotideal

What language are you writing?

Incomprehensible to me.


7 posted on 11/23/2004 12:33:50 PM PST by EggsAckley (...............stop unnecessary excerpting.................)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
And incase he hasn't noticed the Satin is running things not him.


8 posted on 11/23/2004 12:37:09 PM PST by Constitution Day
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To: realnotideal

Are you still here? What kind of church do you go to and if you don't go at this time, which church might come closest to your type of theology?


9 posted on 11/23/2004 12:42:00 PM PST by Esther Ruth
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To: Constitution Day; Tijeras_Slim
Satinic Verses
10 posted on 11/23/2004 12:47:17 PM PST by dighton
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To: MeekOneGOP

Your thoughts. A few one line posts, nothing deep, no answers and then this? I

sniff...sniff..


11 posted on 11/23/2004 12:53:04 PM PST by IllumiNaughtyByNature (I got a fever, and the only perscription is MORE COWBELLS!)
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To: K4Harty

Yeah. . .I smell it too. . .a ZOT is in the air.


12 posted on 11/23/2004 12:57:52 PM PST by Gunrunner2
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To: Gunrunner2

you been around longer and we (newbies) just got that "Use your ZOT! wisely" lecture.

are you calling it?

LOL


13 posted on 11/23/2004 1:01:27 PM PST by IllumiNaughtyByNature (I got a fever, and the only perscription is MORE COWBELLS!)
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To: K4Harty
Let's see. . .nonsensical post, usual hyper-sterotypical left-wing perception of right-wing nut-job rant, no point of discussion, no replies. . .yes. . .I'll call it. . .

Here kitty kitty, here kitty kitty. . .
14 posted on 11/23/2004 1:09:32 PM PST by Gunrunner2
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To: Gunrunner2
ZOT!


15 posted on 11/23/2004 1:12:26 PM PST by IllumiNaughtyByNature (I got a fever, and the only perscription is MORE COWBELLS!)
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To: realnotideal; K4Harty; 4mycountry; TheBigB; VRWCmember; Zavien Doombringer; jriemer; mhking; ...
¿¿¿¿¿¿

You post vanities and never reply to the comments??? .....


Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . .don't be shy.


16 posted on 11/23/2004 2:01:51 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: realnotideal

"Second I could be hanged as a trader" Do they hang traders? This is so wrong.


17 posted on 11/23/2004 2:05:03 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Kevin Sites is a coward and a terrorist sympathizer.)
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To: My2Cents

D'oh!


18 posted on 11/23/2004 2:05:22 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Kevin Sites is a coward and a terrorist sympathizer.)
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To: realnotideal; Americanwolfsbrother
Second I could be hanged as a trader if I was to talk to one of them.

trader should = Traitor.... unless of course you were dealing in commodities with him then you would be a Traitorous Trader, which you are correct we do hang those kinda people... Us being rednecks and all... :)

19 posted on 11/23/2004 2:06:23 PM PST by Americanwolf (www.geocities.com/arizonapatriots/arizonapatriots.html.. Serving those who serve us.)
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To: MEG33; dubyaismypresident; 4mycountry; Pan_Yans Wife; Charlie OK; E Rocc; dirtboy; Alas Babylon!; ..

Troll hunt in progress.

20 posted on 11/23/2004 2:06:52 PM PST by Arrowhead1952 (****We won - - - you lost - - - - GET OVER IT!!****)
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To: realnotideal

What's wrong with satin? I like satin, but I prefer silk...
dupoini at that, though a good brocade can really make me smile.

Oh, and lets not forget velvet! (but not until after Thanksgiving).


21 posted on 11/23/2004 2:07:04 PM PST by najida (Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.)
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To: realnotideal
Sounds like your heart is in the right place.

Let's party! What are you going to do with the $25,000,000.00?

And why is that not $25.000.000,00?

22 posted on 11/23/2004 2:09:51 PM PST by glock rocks (You're on, Bo... which is it... prime rib or Atta Boy?)
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To: realnotideal
Satin is running things

At my age, I'm more partial to cotton.

23 posted on 11/23/2004 2:10:42 PM PST by SandyInSeattle (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: realnotideal

Lay off Teresa's gin soaked raisins awhile. They are pickling your brain.


24 posted on 11/23/2004 2:11:12 PM PST by weegee (WE FOUGHT ZOGBYISM November 2, 2004 - 60 Million Voters versus 60 Minutes - BUSH WINS!!!)
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To: realnotideal; MeekOneGOP; darkwing104; Jet Jaguar

25 posted on 11/23/2004 2:11:37 PM PST by TBarnett34 ("Unnngh!" -John F'n Kerry, 11/2/04)
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To: realnotideal
Second I could be hanged as a trader...

I know the trade deficit is a problem, but we haven't resorted to hanging traders yet.

26 posted on 11/23/2004 2:12:03 PM PST by SandyInSeattle (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: najida
Oh, and lets not forget velvet!

Amen!

27 posted on 11/23/2004 2:12:24 PM PST by glock rocks (You're on, Bo... which is it... prime rib or Atta Boy?)
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To: MeekOneGOP
?

Lemme know on this one.

(Is he posting from AlJazeera?)

28 posted on 11/23/2004 2:12:29 PM PST by Happy2BMe (It's not quite time to rest - John Kerry is still out there (and so is Hillary))
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To: Gunrunner2

We hang traders in this country.

Don't EVER forget it.


29 posted on 11/23/2004 2:13:59 PM PST by RushCrush (I Heart Halliburton)
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To: realnotideal

30 posted on 11/23/2004 2:19:37 PM PST by girlscout
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To: Happy2BMe
Okay.

Is he posting from AlJazeera?

haha! Who knows?


31 posted on 11/23/2004 2:21:24 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: RushCrush

"We hang traders in this country.."

Hey guys at the trading post, run for your lives!!


32 posted on 11/23/2004 2:21:31 PM PST by GraceofGod
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To: Arrowhead1952

Oh, Good Grief..The quality of trolls is at an all time low.


33 posted on 11/23/2004 2:22:14 PM PST by MEG33 ( Congratulations President Bush!..Thank you God. Four More Years!)
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To: MEG33

I don't believe it. This troll is still alive! Talk about tenacious! Heheheh.


34 posted on 11/23/2004 2:35:16 PM PST by EggsAckley (...............stop unnecessary excerpting.................)
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To: MEG33
The quality of trolls is at an all time low.

Lower than whale dung??????

35 posted on 11/23/2004 2:38:43 PM PST by Arrowhead1952 (****We won - - - you lost - - - - GET OVER IT!!****)
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To: EggsAckley

I suspect this one must be a kid.


36 posted on 11/23/2004 2:38:52 PM PST by MEG33 ( Congratulations President Bush!..Thank you God. Four More Years!)
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To: realnotideal

Hmmm. Could it be . . .
   
37 posted on 11/23/2004 2:39:32 PM PST by BraveMan
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To: Constitution Day
Ummmmmmm, Satan Satin...
38 posted on 11/23/2004 2:40:21 PM PST by 7.62 x 51mm ( veni vidi vino visa "I came, I saw, I drank wine, I shopped")
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To: MEG33

I think you might be right.


39 posted on 11/23/2004 2:41:02 PM PST by EggsAckley (...............stop unnecessary excerpting.................)
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To: TBarnett34

THAT picture cracks me up.


40 posted on 11/23/2004 2:42:25 PM PST by Gunrunner2
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To: EggsAckley

Kid. . .democrat. . .what's the diff?


41 posted on 11/23/2004 2:43:23 PM PST by Gunrunner2
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To: realnotideal; Neets; Darksheare; scott0347; timpad; KangarooJacqui; The Scourge of Yazid; ...
hanged as a trader

Rough day on the stock market?
42 posted on 11/23/2004 2:43:33 PM PST by BJClinton (Honk if you love peace and quiet.)
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To: BJClinton

I guess so.


43 posted on 11/23/2004 2:44:06 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Kevin Sites is a coward and a terrorist sympathizer.)
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To: MEG33; Arrowhead1952

Man, you're not kidding. The past few days, it's all quantity and no quality.


44 posted on 11/23/2004 2:44:18 PM PST by 7.62 x 51mm ( veni vidi vino visa "I came, I saw, I drank wine, I shopped")
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To: 7.62 x 51mm

This latest crop doesn't slice to thin either. It took four of them to roof my shed. It used to take only one.


45 posted on 11/23/2004 2:46:34 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Kevin Sites is a coward and a terrorist sympathizer.)
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To: BJClinton

How is a trader hanged? or hung?

Or is a trailor that is hung, like BJC's library?


46 posted on 11/23/2004 2:47:31 PM PST by najida (Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.)
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To: Arrowhead1952
Lower than whale dung?????? Lower then crab crap? Lower then Shrimp s...? Lower the porpoise poop? OK sorry could not resist!
47 posted on 11/23/2004 2:48:36 PM PST by Americanwolf (www.geocities.com/arizonapatriots/arizonapatriots.html.. Serving those who serve us.)
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To: realnotideal

48 posted on 11/23/2004 2:49:11 PM PST by BJClinton (Honk if you love peace and quiet.)
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To: najida

Maybe hung like a trader? I wasn't aware that traders were famously well-hung..or poorly hung.


49 posted on 11/23/2004 2:50:33 PM PST by BJClinton (Honk if you love peace and quiet.)
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To: BJClinton

Maybe he is a horse trader?


50 posted on 11/23/2004 3:01:56 PM PST by najida (Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.)
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