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Spongebob kidnapped and held for ransom
Morrison County Record ^ | 11-18-04 | MC Record

Posted on 11/23/2004 5:33:16 PM PST by Rakkasan1

On Nov. 18 the Little Falls Police Department responded to a call that a large SpongeBob was missing from the top of the Burger King Restaurant. In place of SpongeBob was a ransom note stating in part, “We have SpongeBob. Give us 10 crabby patties, fries and milk shakes,” signed Plankton. The note also warned “Patrick is next.” According to members of the Little Falls Police Department, “Plankton always wants the recipe for crabby patties and he is unable to attain it. Patrick is SpongeBob’s sidekick.” The investigation continues. Anyone with information on the whereabouts of Burger King’s SpongeBob is asked to contact the Little Falls Police Department at 320-616-5570.

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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: kidnapped; littlefalls; mn; ransom; spongebob
this is the biggest kidnapping there since the Lindberg baby.
1 posted on 11/23/2004 5:33:16 PM PST by Rakkasan1
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To: Rakkasan1

Series stuff here. The gays will be holding a vigil soon.


2 posted on 11/23/2004 5:34:42 PM PST by Yardstick
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To: Rakkasan1
there going to wring as much as they can out of him
3 posted on 11/23/2004 5:35:06 PM PST by al baby (she stuned my little beeber)
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To: Rakkasan1
We stick to Jimmy Neutron and Fairly Odd Parents in our house. Nobody likes Spongebob.
4 posted on 11/23/2004 5:35:08 PM PST by DTogo (U.S. out of the U.N. & U.N out of the U.S.)
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To: Rakkasan1

5 posted on 11/23/2004 5:35:21 PM PST by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: Fintan
What if they held a kidnapping and nobody cared?

What is the sound of one sponge drying?

6 posted on 11/23/2004 5:36:18 PM PST by anniegetyourgun
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To: Rakkasan1

My Grandson will be disappointed.


7 posted on 11/23/2004 5:36:37 PM PST by Graybeard58 (Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a**hole)
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To: Rakkasan1

Ohhhhh..... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?...


8 posted on 11/23/2004 5:37:33 PM PST by Tarpaulin (Look it up.)
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To: humblegunner; Eaker

ping


9 posted on 11/23/2004 5:39:30 PM PST by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: Rakkasan1

Oh how terrible...first they kidnapped the "Bob's Big Boy" and now this...what is the world coming to? LOL!


10 posted on 11/23/2004 5:40:48 PM PST by Ginifer
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To: Rakkasan1

Plankton is toast.


11 posted on 11/23/2004 5:40:59 PM PST by dixiechick2000 (President Bush is a mensch in cowboy boots.)
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To: Tarpaulin
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!!!


(Shamefully admitting that I know the song and have no children)
12 posted on 11/23/2004 5:41:56 PM PST by cripplecreek (I come swinging the olive branch of peace.)
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To: Rakkasan1

They better not mess with Sandy. She'll kick their butts.


13 posted on 11/23/2004 5:42:47 PM PST by aomagrat (Where weapons are not allowed, it is best to carry weapons.)
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To: Yardstick

right . it's series. could be a hate crime.


14 posted on 11/23/2004 5:49:00 PM PST by Rakkasan1 (Justice of the Piece: Hope IS on the way...)
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To: DTogo

What are you people----COMMUNISTS!!


15 posted on 11/23/2004 5:49:42 PM PST by brewer1516
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To: thackney; Eaker; RikaStrom
NOT SPONGE BOB!
16 posted on 11/23/2004 5:50:16 PM PST by humblegunner (And who knows what else?)
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To: Rakkasan1

I think it's an inside job. He was sitting on the counter here. My 2 y/o grandson roughed him up a bit before he let him go.


17 posted on 11/23/2004 5:51:06 PM PST by CindyDawg
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To: Rakkasan1
Oh. O.K. It wasn't the REAL Sponge Bob.

That would be an Official Muttly Crisis....since he owes me some Crabby Patties too, for a little surveillance job I did for him some years back, in my Hollywood freelance detective days, before my forced engagement at The Institute for Incorrigible Cartoon Characters, of which, BTW, Mr. Plankton will probably soon be a resident.

Although my Release Agreement forbids me from possessing anything even remotely resembling money...like delicious Crabby Patties....I am allowed to accept "favors," like tickets to Lakers games, and rides to Hollywood parties in Boar's Head trucks. Bob is a generous and fun guy, and you even get over that laugh once you get to know him, unless he does it at the range, where it gives everyone a terrible flinch, even Patrick, who it takes a lot to impress.
18 posted on 11/23/2004 5:51:10 PM PST by PoorMuttly ("The right of the People to be Muttly shall not be infringed,")
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To: brewer1516

Spongebob is not funny, Jimmy and (especially) Timmy are.


19 posted on 11/23/2004 5:51:13 PM PST by DTogo (U.S. out of the U.N. & U.N out of the U.S.)
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To: cripplecreek

... absorbant and yellow and porous, is he.

"SBSP"

So, if nautical nonsense is something 'Ye wish,

"SBSP"

The drop on the deck, and flop like a fish!

"SBSP", "SBSP", "S-B-S-P!"

(I do have a child.)


20 posted on 11/23/2004 5:53:11 PM PST by Tarpaulin (Look it up.)
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To: DTogo

How deep would the ocean be if there were not sponges in it?

I loose sleep over questions like this.


21 posted on 11/23/2004 6:15:18 PM PST by Lokibob (All typos and spelling errors are mine and copyrighted!!!!)
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To: Rakkasan1

It's a violent week


22 posted on 11/23/2004 6:17:00 PM PST by RightWhale (Destroy the dark; restore the light)
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To: DTogo; Bacon Man; Hap
Absolutely true story:

A couple years ago, Bacon and Hap and Xena's Guy and I went to the beach to visit some friends. We took the Dread Boston Salty, as per usual. The four of us and the dog usually sleep in the same big room while we're there.

VERY early one morning, Salty climbed out of bed with us, sauntered over to Bacon 'n' Hap's bed, and pounced on Bacon's unmentionables.

Bacon rolled toward Hap and exclaimed in a sleepy whisper, "Timmuh!"
23 posted on 11/23/2004 6:21:23 PM PST by Xenalyte (Anything is possible when you don't understand how anything happens.)
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To: Mo1

Ping.


24 posted on 11/23/2004 7:11:44 PM PST by sweetliberty (Proud member of the Pajama Posse!)
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To: humblegunner; thackney; RikaStrom; TheMom

25 posted on 11/23/2004 7:12:20 PM PST by Eaker ("He's the kind of guy who would fight a rattlesnake and give the snake a two-bite head start.")
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To: sweetliberty

Oh nooooooooooooooooooooo ... Not Patrick


26 posted on 11/23/2004 7:15:55 PM PST by Mo1 (Should be called Oil for Fraud and not Oil for Food)
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To: Rakkasan1

The kidnappers' threats to fit the victim with cement overshoes and throw him into a nearby lake were largely ignored...


27 posted on 11/23/2004 7:18:24 PM PST by mikrofon (Try a sun lamp instead)
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To: dixiechick2000
Plankton is toast

I never liked that Plankton


28 posted on 11/23/2004 7:21:57 PM PST by Mo1 (Should be called Oil for Fraud and not Oil for Food)
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To: Mo1

"I never liked that Plankton"



Me, either.
I think it was that beady eye. ;o)

BTW, I saw the movie today.
Plankton is as ruthless as ever.


30 posted on 11/23/2004 11:02:38 PM PST by dixiechick2000 (President Bush is a mensch in cowboy boots.)
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To: anniegetyourgun

 


31 posted on 11/24/2004 2:32:31 AM PST by Fintan (Someday we''ll look back on this and plow into a parked car...)
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To: DTogo

Spongebob is OK, but I miss Ren and Stimpy.


32 posted on 11/24/2004 4:33:34 AM PST by fredhead ("Those people who will not be governed by God will be ruled by tyrants." William Penn)
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To: Rakkasan1

They should put Gary on the scent!


33 posted on 11/24/2004 4:35:06 AM PST by mewzilla
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To: Yardstick
The Gays will be holding a vigil soon?
Why, are you going to commit suicide?
34 posted on 11/24/2004 9:15:24 AM PST by Brainhose (THINK OF THE KITTENS!)
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To: Xenalyte; DTogo; Hap

Hap and I have eight cats. They get stepped on alot.


35 posted on 11/24/2004 9:29:29 AM PST by Bacon Man (Great! Well when Marrakech gets overrun by mutant lizard people, don't come crying to me.)
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To: Brainhose

SpongeBob has a cult following in the gay community:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/971083/posts


36 posted on 11/24/2004 10:56:14 AM PST by Yardstick
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To: Tarpaulin

“We have SpongeBob. Give us 10 crabby patties, fries and milk shakes,

That sounds better than the average BK cuisine!


37 posted on 11/30/2004 9:48:55 AM PST by kaktuskid
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