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DIRECTIONAL SIGNALS for your EARS! (Great For Crowded Stores!)
Stupid.com ^ | 12/4/04 | Stupid.com

Posted on 12/03/2004 11:37:17 PM PST by Dallas59

Walking is tricky business. With everyone in a hurry, and the sidewalks and hallways more crowded, it seems you can't take two steps without some klutz bumping into you. To avoid accidents, cars have directional signals to let you know when they're turning. And now your ears can have them, too!

Head Blinkers wins our stupid safety award. It consists of two lights that you hang over your ears. A wire leads down to your hand. At the end are two buttons -- one button for left and one for right.

Wanna make a left turn? Press the left button, and your left ear lights up and flashes. A right turn? Press the right button. And if you want to back up, hit both buttons at the same time. Batteries are included. Sanity is not.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: blinkers; ears; fun


Coupled with LOUD horn this may work!
1 posted on 12/03/2004 11:37:18 PM PST by Dallas59
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To: Dallas59

Osaka will be lit like a Christams tree!

2 posted on 12/03/2004 11:45:42 PM PST by endthematrix ("Hey, it didn't hit a bone, Colonel. Do you think I can go back?" - U.S. Marine)
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To: endthematrix

Perfect!


3 posted on 12/03/2004 11:46:47 PM PST by Dallas59 ("A weak peace is worse than war" - Tacitcus)
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To: Dallas59

But are they visible through blue hair?


4 posted on 12/04/2004 1:08:44 AM PST by shibumi (John Galt is alive and well. He tends bar in a casino restaurant.)
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To: Dallas59

uh...who BACKS UP while they are walking...wouldn't it be wiser to turn around and just move forward in the other direction?

And I'm sorry, but if I'm walking down a busy road and I see some dude with flashing ears, I'm going to stare, and then I'll just run into even more people than if the idiot wasn't blinking...but hey, I guess I wouldn't run into HIM. Just others...so nvm...these do work...I'll take 2 pairs!


5 posted on 12/04/2004 7:38:08 AM PST by melbell (groovy)
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