Skip to comments.DIRECTIONAL SIGNALS for your EARS! (Great For Crowded Stores!)
Posted on 12/03/2004 11:37:17 PM PST by Dallas59
Walking is tricky business. With everyone in a hurry, and the sidewalks and hallways more crowded, it seems you can't take two steps without some klutz bumping into you. To avoid accidents, cars have directional signals to let you know when they're turning. And now your ears can have them, too!
Head Blinkers wins our stupid safety award. It consists of two lights that you hang over your ears. A wire leads down to your hand. At the end are two buttons -- one button for left and one for right.
Wanna make a left turn? Press the left button, and your left ear lights up and flashes. A right turn? Press the right button. And if you want to back up, hit both buttons at the same time. Batteries are included. Sanity is not.
Osaka will be lit like a Christams tree!
But are they visible through blue hair?
uh...who BACKS UP while they are walking...wouldn't it be wiser to turn around and just move forward in the other direction?
And I'm sorry, but if I'm walking down a busy road and I see some dude with flashing ears, I'm going to stare, and then I'll just run into even more people than if the idiot wasn't blinking...but hey, I guess I wouldn't run into HIM. Just others...so nvm...these do work...I'll take 2 pairs!
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