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The Guild 12-6-2004 Gift Ideas

Posted on 12/06/2004 3:12:53 AM PST by BigWaveBetty

Everyone has someone they know that's hard to buy a gift for, a boss, the person who has everything, an aquaintance or neighbor you don't know too well or your child has friend he/she wants to give a gift. Here are just a few suggestions that I hope will help or inspire. Now, get shopping!

College Quilted Throw - $99

Wrap up in school pride with a College Quilted Throw. Admit it—you're an unabashed, die-hard fan...or know someone who is! Use this cotton throw as a blanket for the home, a proud wall hanging—even a warm wrap for the bleachers. Each is a bold presentation of school colors, handcrafted and handstitched with appliqué embroidery featuring the school mascot or name. 50"x60". Washable or dry clean. Catalog #16801
For list of available schools, see Read More.
College Slipper Clogs - Catalog #15800 - $45 - also at that link.

Lighted tabletop Christmas tree - $99.50

Minutes after this tree is delivered to the door, it can be shining brightly with holiday spirit. All the ornaments, ribbons and lights are in place—just plug in and enjoy. Ornaments look like glass, but are shatterproof Resiglas®. The 35 clear lights are commercial-quality. A thoughtful gift for someone without time to decorate. Traveling for Christmas? We'll deliver to your destination. Overall: 30"H. Catalog #68414
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Wine Gift Boxes

Catalog #67544 Single Wine Gift Box - $9.50
Catalog #68629 Double Wine Gift Box - 14.50

They'll enjoy the gift box long after the gift inside is gone. Here's a unique way to present a gift of wine! These handsome wood boxes bring to mind a spanish treasure chest that might be filled with doubloons, but these boxes are meant to be instant gift wrap for a bottle or two of wine. When the wine is gone, the chest is sure to be reused to hold jewelry, a rock collection, photos or other treasures. Two styles for standard 750 ml bottles: the single-bottle style is lined with felt and has a rich, warm finish; the unlined double-bottle style is decorated with an Old World map. both have decorative metal trim, sturdy metal handle, front latch and rubber feet. More information

Footstool

Price- $39.50
Catalog #68136 - Sueded Cord Cube
Catalog #67596 - Faux Suede Cube

Footstool weighs about a pound...holds up to 300!

Tired feet love it! Easy to carry from room to room. When you're not using this footstool as a resting place for your tired feet, use it as casual seating, or as back support when watching TV on the floor. Set a tray atop and it becomes an instant coffee table! Available in faux suede or sueded cord fabric; both are polyester/cotton with lightweight polystyrene fill. 11-1/2"Hx14-1/2" sq.
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Cracker Tray - 19.50
Catalog #68343

This elegant tray keeps crackers neatly stacked on the buffet table. This dish is better than a plate or bowl for serving crackers, because it keeps them from sliding around or turning into a crumbled mess. Handsomely styled in silverplated brass with decorative handles, trim and legs, it's also perfectly sized for serving baguette slices or tea breads. Approx. 15"Lx3½"W.
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Doodle-Case - $10.00
Catalog #64680

Hours of drawing and writing fun packed in a portable case! The kids will enjoy the trip more when you take the Doodle-Case on your next extended car ride or flight. Great for drawing pictures, writing letters, even doing homework ...mom or dad will be tempted to borrow it while paying bills on the couch or for writing letters while riding in the car. Inside this sturdy plastic case/clipboard are artists' tools for doodling, plus extra space to store their other tools. 10"Wx16"L. Case includes: 8 markers, 18 oil pastels, 12 colored pencils, pencil sharpener and 20 sheets of paper.
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Flip Flop Art
Catalog #68554 -Child's Flip Flop Fun Kit - $14.50
Catalog #68555 - Women's Flip-Flop Fun Kit - 19.50

She'll enjoy turning plain flip-flops into personal art!

Kids and teens can create shoes uniquely theirs! This kit has everything they need: a pair of plain black flip-flops, three tubes of paint, a bag of "jewels" and sequins, and waterproof glue. Child's Flip-Flop Fun Kit shoe size: XS(12-13), S(1-2), M(3-4) or L(5-6). Women's Flip-Flop Fun Kit shoe size: S(5-6), M(7-8) or L(9-10).
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Playhouse Log Cabin - $149.00
Catalog #68633

No tools required! Any child can build (and rebuild) this "log" cabin with ease.

This kit makes it easy for kids to construct their own playhouse they can use indoors or out! The set includes 71 soft, non-toxic foam pieces that interlock to create a log house with roof and chimney. No splinters, no rough edges, so it's suitable for children ages 2 and up. 36"sq.x52"H.

Please note: Because of its size and weight, this product requires a $10.00 shipping surcharge. This charge will appear at the summary page of checkout. For shipping to outside the contiguous 48 United States, please call customer service at 1-877-718-7901. Street address required for this product.
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Tulle Tutu - 48.00

Catalog #8498

Luxury dress-up. This frothy pink tutu features nylon tulle netting layers with fabric rose petals encased in the hem. Accented by four oversized fabric roses, the full elastic waist is banded with a wide satin ribbon. USA. Color: Ballet Pink. More information
Pair it with Petit Bateau Bodysuit – Infant & Toddlers

Also available at the more information link:

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Walkie-talkie wristwatches (5+ years) - $30
Catalog #134788

Move over, 007. These undercover devices allow young sleuths to hold their own covert conversations. Disguised as digital wristwatches that display the time and date, these walkie-talkies have their own built-in microphones and are fitted with an earpiece for hands-free communication. Range of approximately 400 feet. Four interchangeable colored front covers, antennae and cell-button batteries included. Set of two
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Swedish Ice Scraper/Mitten - 19.50
Catalog #68609

No more freezing fingers when scraping the car windows.
Two-blade scraper sweeps snow and chips ice. In Sweden, where this ingenious product was developed, they know a little something about ice and snow! With this scraper/mitten in your car, your hands will stay warm and your expensive gloves protected as you clear the car of snow and ice. The plastic scraper (approx. 8½"L) has a long handle that slips through the top of the mitten to provide a good grip. Two blades—one is soft rubber, the other is hard, non-scratching plastic. Mitten is 100% polyester in red with sheep pattern. Machine washable. One size.
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Character Clogs - 29.50
Catalog #67896

Slip into durable, easy-clean clogs for gardening or running errands. Keep a pair of these clogs by the back door so you can slip in and out of them when working in the garden, or making a quick trip to the mailbox or store. The bright ladybug and bumblebee designs are made of waterproof rubber with heavy-duty soles; removable neoprene liners add comfort and an extra splash of color. Just hose to clean. Waffle tread provides traction on pavement and in the garden. Women's whole sizes 5-11.
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Silver-plated wine stoppers - $35
Catalog # 156898 - with monogram - $40

Keep wine fresh (and well-dressed). Unlike corks, which can break or be difficult to reinsert, these heavyweight silver-plated stoppers are effortless to insert and remove. The sturdy corks provide an airtight seal, preventing wine from being spoiled by oxidation. Top may be engraved with a single initial. The set arrives in a black presentation box lined in ivory faux suede. Measures 3 1/2" x 1 1/4". Set of two. Exclusively from RedEnvelope.
Processing and shipping details: This item will take an additional five business days for processing if the personalized option is chosen. Personalized and nonpersonalized items sent to the same address will be shipped together. More information

Photo collage tote - $55
Catalog #158218

Any bag can accommodate their favorite things; this one makes room for their favorite people, too. Made of durable cotton canvas with leather trim, it displays three 4 1/4" x 3 1/2" round photo frames. The interior zippered pocket holds their keys and cell phone, while a gusseted design provides ample storage. The bag features shoulder-length straps for hands-free toting. Choose blue or red. Measures 15" x 7 1/4" x 12 1/2" high. Imported. Exclusively from RedEnvelope. More Information

Red Pitcher - $29.95
Catalog #16016

Perfect hostess gift filled with flowers. Bold in shape and shade, with a graceful flared lip and scrolled handle.

• Earthenware
• Made in Italy
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Velvet Vases - $24.95-$39.95

Catalog #'s 46035 - $24.95
46034 - 34.95
46033 - 39.95

The rich, luxurious shimmer of these gorgeous vases is created by layering gold and colored paint under clear glass. The gold interior is visible at the rim, adding a sparkle to the warm, elegant presence of each iridescent piece.

• Handblown
• Handpainted
• Water safe
• Made in Poland
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Magnetic Spice Rack - $32.00
Catalog #00750

Convert the jars of this magnetic spice rack from containers to shakers with a twist of the removable lid. The rack can attach to the wall or stand on its own. Also a clever tool for organizing a sewing room, workshop or office. Sticker labels and nine varieties of spices are included. Imported. Color: Stainless Steel.

Canister: 2" high x 2½" in diameter, with a 2" magnet on the bottom Rack: 14" x 9¾"

Nine spices included: mustard seed, pizza seasoning, caraway seed, bay leaves, coriander, mint, basil, marjoram, oregano.

Nine spices included: mustard seed, pizza seasoning, caraway seed, bay leaves, coriander, mint, basil, marjoram, oregano. More information

Our best selling Perfect-Fit™ Cami (What every lady wants) - #32.00
Catalog #24799

This supportive tank has a full underwire bra built right in!

Unlike most tanks (that have just a shelf bra and offer little real support) this one has a full underwire bra with adjustable back hook built in. Wear it on its own (no straps to show!) or layer it like a camisole under any jacket or shirt. With adjustable straps. Cotton with touches of nylon and spandex. Cotton in white, cafe, pink or black. A great layering piece---only from us! More information

Simple suede sneakers -$50
Catalog #G4083A - blue
Catalog #G4027E - pink

The comfort of your favorite sneakers with a retro flair. Soft suede upper with contrast stitching. Flexible rubber sole. From Simple®. Catalog/jjill.com exclusive.
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Donegal Wool Ribbed T-Neck - $118.00
Catalog #8350
(BWB's personal recommendation: I have one in Berry and it gets compliments everytime.)

Relaxed without being boxy, this soft pullover is rib-knit of beautifully flecked Donegal yarns. Features include a traditional fold-over turtleneck, fully fashioned long sleeves with turn-back cuffs and gentle shaping at the waist for a contemporary fit. 80% wool/20% nylon. From White & Warren. USA. Colors: Berry, Cornflower, Cocoa, Sprout. More information


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1 posted on 12/06/2004 3:12:53 AM PST by BigWaveBetty
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs; mountaineer; Timeout; ClancyJ; BlessedAmerican; daisyscarlett; Rheo; ...

Good Morning!


2 posted on 12/06/2004 3:13:59 AM PST by BigWaveBetty (Keep the change ya filthy animal.)
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To: BigWaveBetty
Oh, BWB, these are great gift ideas. I just ordered one of them for my daughter. See another I will have to "hint at" with Mr. Gun.....

Thanks, and good mornin' to you.....

3 posted on 12/06/2004 3:52:50 AM PST by anniegetyourgun
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To: BigWaveBetty
Good morning Betty/all.. what FUN ideas. Tis the season!
4 posted on 12/06/2004 4:39:42 AM PST by DollyCali (We can never repay our veterans...NEVER. Thank you all who served our great country.)
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To: anniegetyourgun
Good morning back and you're welcome! I must get at least 100 different catalogs during the thirty day period before Christmas. Thought I'd put them to good use before I clutter up the landfill with them. Here's hoping that hint hits the mark!

If anyone is looking for something hard to find, just ask me, perhaps I can find it in my mountain of catalogs.

5 posted on 12/06/2004 4:56:24 AM PST by BigWaveBetty (Keep the change ya filthy animal.)
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To: BigWaveBetty

Catalogs are fun. I don't get too many any longer. Guess since I haven't been a customer, they cut you off eventually..


6 posted on 12/06/2004 5:04:54 AM PST by DollyCali (We can never repay our veterans...NEVER. Thank you all who served our great country.)
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To: DollyCali
Hey Dolly!

Another great gift, one of my favorite Christmas songs.


I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas

7 posted on 12/06/2004 5:07:21 AM PST by BigWaveBetty (Keep the change ya filthy animal.)
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To: BigWaveBetty
It's silly and has all the trimmings of holiday materialism, but I like this one!
8 posted on 12/06/2004 5:37:55 AM PST by anniegetyourgun
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To: BigWaveBetty; everyone

9 posted on 12/06/2004 5:50:39 AM PST by lodwick (The 2nd Amendment is Our Reset Button on Governments.)
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To: lodwick; BigWaveBetty; All
Good morning, all, and thanks for breakfast, JL.

I have one more gift to purchase, and I haven't the slightest idea what to get. Perhaps I'll peruse some of those catalogs. Meanwhile, here are some tidbits from this morning's news:

WHICH male star of a TV crime drama is said to be having a blistering affair with his co-star which they can barely conceal on-camera? If only she wasn't married . . .

We hear that supporters of Israel are concerned that Peter Jennings, who is very sympa thetic to the plight of the Palestinians, has veto power over the ap pointment of the next Jerusalem correspondent for ABC News. "There's a litmus test," said one insider. "If you support Israel, you need not apply." . . . (Page Six)

10 posted on 12/06/2004 6:01:19 AM PST by mountaineer
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To: lodwick

That French Toast looks devine!

Good Morning. Overcast and 41 degrees here.


11 posted on 12/06/2004 7:06:49 AM PST by Iowa Granny
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To: BigWaveBetty

What a perfect seasonal thread! (Applauding here!)

I think that flip-flop decorating kit is precious...
even the 2-yr old loves her flip-flops!

BWB, I assume you're having this same warm, muggy weather
we're having here. I sure am ready for a blast from Canada
or other northern climes. Surely by the 24th...


12 posted on 12/06/2004 7:19:32 AM PST by Timeout
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To: Iowa Granny; everyone
Dreary enough here also.

Beauty and Skin Care Stuff

13 posted on 12/06/2004 7:31:30 AM PST by lodwick (The 2nd Amendment is Our Reset Button on Governments.)
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To: Iowa Granny
Do we have any Guilders from Tennessee? I keep reading about the collapse of their (Hillary-like) TennCare health program. It seems apparent that it just became a big grab bag...even previously insured people were dropping their coverage to join TennCare. And, of course, no benefit could be denied...including aspirin and other non-prescription items if they were recommended by a doctor.

The funniest reaction comes from the LA Times' Ron Brownstein, a "highly respected political reporter". His solution: the feds should assume the program's costs.

LOL! After laying out all the inherent problems of making health care "free", he then recommends a solution that would have all 50 states clamoring for a federal program with the same faults. Liberals will never get it through their heads that there's no free lunch.

14 posted on 12/06/2004 7:31:31 AM PST by Timeout
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To: BigWaveBetty
My request:

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• Re-engineered with the best new technology, your Zeppelin is the first modern airship licensed to carry commercial passengers.
• It floats with safe, non-flammable helium contained in an inner envelope of high-strength multi-layered material.
• The roomy cabin features panoramic window views of the clouds above and sights below.
• Can comfortably accommodate 11 pipers, a couple of lab assistants, a pilot, and a flight attendant (15 total).
• With its lightweight aluminum and carbon-fiber framework, three 200-hp engines, and swivel propellers, you can take off and land easily, like a helicopter.
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• You'll want to plan ahead for parking; your eight-ton sky gem will be around 230 feet long, 60 feet wide, and 53 feet tall.

For more information and to order, please call 1-877-9NM-GIFT.*

*Neiman Marcus is acting as the advertising agent for this product. All sales will occur through ZLT Zeppelin Luftschifftechnik Gmblt & Co KG. Price listed is 2004 U.S. dollars.
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Mink Pet Collar

Get your precious pooch the fur he really wants.

• Brown mink collar.
• Small, fits 7" to 9 1/2" necks.
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• Natural domestic mink fur.
• Made in USA.


15 posted on 12/06/2004 7:44:37 AM PST by Hillary's Lovely Legs (Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.)
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs

LOL!

Question:
Is it de rigueur that one smoke a pipe to watch the Zeppelin drift by?


16 posted on 12/06/2004 7:56:23 AM PST by Timeout
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs

Oh, the humanity!


17 posted on 12/06/2004 8:15:28 AM PST by mountaineer
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Selected entries in the Guestbook at the Toon's LIE-bary. Sample:
Does he read these? PLEASE CALL ME 392-8848 PLEASE CALL ME I saw you on TV and you looked lonely and CALL ME and you won't be lonely anymore 392-8848 The FAT COW at the desk here is giving me a dirty look so just CALL ME and I can tell you in person what I thought of your library and everything.
Gawd!

There a several there, but to see all of them you have to subscribe. I wonder if the guestbook is online...will research that later.

18 posted on 12/06/2004 8:17:02 AM PST by Timeout
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19 posted on 12/06/2004 8:18:27 AM PST by mountaineer
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To: mountaineer

Hmmmm. Maybe that red jug would be a better idea.

20 posted on 12/06/2004 8:19:33 AM PST by Timeout
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To: Timeout

A Clinton Library online chat room would be a perfect way for x42 to meet new, eager, skanky women. I suppose the only thing stopping him at this point is his cardiologist.


21 posted on 12/06/2004 8:24:05 AM PST by mountaineer
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To: mountaineer

Thoroughly hysterical, spot-on parody of Chris Matthews
(via WuzzaDem.com---even the blog name is clever!)



Let's Play Hardball

Matthews
I’m Chris Matthews, let’s play Hardball. Tonight—are ultra-conservative right-wing Republicans responsible for endangering the safety of the citizens of this country by stalling much-needed intelligence reform legislation for no good reason? But first—the Middle East. With Arafat gone and an election on the way, will Israel finally get off its high horse and cut the Palestinians some slack? John Meacham is in the studio with me. John who’s the road block in the Israeli government?

Meacham
Ummm…well Chris I don’t know if I’d use the term road block, but if you’re asking who the key players are in the Israeli side then I’d have to say that Ariel Sharon…

Matthews
Ha! What kind of name is that…Sharon? It’s spelled like a girl’s name. I mean come on, you’ve got a real man’s name…John. John. Nobody could mistake you for a girl, right?

Meacham
Well Chris, I…

Matthews
I mean sure, you’ve got those kind of girly shoulders happening but if someone was judging strictly by your name then I say you’re all man.

Meacham
Well, uh, thanks but I thought we were talking about Ariel Sharon.

Matthews
Oh yeah, Sharon – you know who he reminds me of?

Meacham
No I don’t…

Matthews
King Tut! Doesn’t he remind you of King Tut?

Meacham
The Egyptian pharaoh??

Matthews
No, King Tut! Didn’t you ever watch the old Batman shows back in the sixties? Victor Buono played King Tut. They’d dress him up in this kind of whacky Egyptian costume and all these guys would carry him in on their shoulders and he always had some kind of crazy plan to kill Batman and Robin so he could take over Gotham City. Doesn’t he remind you of King Tut?

Meacham
I…uhhh…I…

Matthews
Alright well anyways thanks for joining us John, I always learn something when you’re on the show. Let’s move on now and take a look at what’s happening in Congress, where intelligence legislation is apparently being harpooned by super-duper-conservative far-right-wing uber-Republican extremists. Opponents say they object to the lack of so-called “border security” measures that would, among other things, prevent people who can’t prove they’re American citizens from obtaining drivers licenses. I’m joined now by Michelle Malkin. Michelle welcome to the show.

Malkin
Thanks Chris.

Matthews
Michelle is the author of “Invasion: How America Welcomes Terrorists, Criminals, and Other Foreign Menaces to Our Shores.” Let me ask you this Michelle, doesn’t John Meacham remind you of Agarn?

Malkin
Who?

Matthews
Agarn! You know, from F-Troop? Larry Storch played Agarn. He was always screwing something up and Forrest Tucker—he played the Seargent—would take off his hat and give him a few whacks over the head. I mean come on--the guy looks like Agarn, doesn’t he?

Malkin
I never saw the show so I really can’t say, but I wanted to talk about was...

Matthews
OK, if you want to limit the topics of conversation so you don’t have to get off your talking points then fair enough, we’ll do things you way.

Malkin
That’s not what I meant…

Matthews
So anyway I haven’t read your book, but judging by its cover I’d say you take this stuff pretty seriously.

Malkin
Well Chris, the security of this country is an issue that I do take very seriously, and as I say in the book…

Matthews
Yeah, I get it already. Listen, why would you want to deprive anyone of a driver’s license? I mean if I’m Joe six-pack and I’m out there working nine to five at the factory six or seven days a week, shouldn’t I be able to drive home in my Ford Pinto or whatever so I can make it in time to watch Nascar or wrestling, maybe have some meat loaf…

Malkin
I’m not even sure what you’re talking about but I think we’ve gotten off the topic…

Matthews
OK, well let me ask you this, do you agree with Hunter and Sensenbrener and the other far-right-wing ultra-conservative Republican extrem…

Malkin
Well if you’re talking about illegal aliens then I would say no. The United States government should not be issuing driver’s licenses to people who are here illegally, and there are some obvious reasons for…

Matthews
You know you always hear these people on the right talking about how liberals are “elitists”, but then when some guy out in Kansas City is forced to work three or four low-paying jobs because he can’t make ends meet any more…

Malkin
What has that got to do with…

Matthews
Listen, I know you have an agenda here, but I’m not going to let one person dominate the conversation on this show. Now you’ve had your say…

Malkin
You haven’t even let me complete a sentence!

Matthews
Look, I know this trick. It’s something conservatives are very good at. They monopolize the conversation, and then as soon as someone counters their argument with some real logic they start screaming that they’re not getting their enough time to talk. Let’s go to Pat Cadell. Pat you’ve been around a long time, don’t you think…

(Producer’s voice from offstage)
Pat’s not here Chris.

Matthews
Where is he?

Producer
He’s with Fox News now.

Matthews
That’s too bad, I like Pat. I always get distracted when I’m talking to him though—he’s got that spot on his beard that makes it look like he was eating Cream of Wheat and got a little sloppy. Maybe he should use that Just for Men gel – Ha! Man, I love Cream of Wheat. I could never really tell the difference between Cream of Wheat and Cream of Rice though. How about you Michelle? Michelle? Where’s Michelle?

Producer
She left.

Matthews
That’s too bad, I always learn something from her when she’s here. We’ll have to have her back sometime. Anyway that’s it for tonight, thanks for watching Hardball and be sure to tune in tomorrow when we’ll be talking to Senator Norm Coleman of Minnesota. Hey Pat, doesn’t Norm Coleman remind you of Dick Sargent from the old Bewitched show? Or was it Dick York? I could never tell those guys apart. Pat?


22 posted on 12/06/2004 8:57:59 AM PST by Timeout
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To: Timeout

sounds just like him!


23 posted on 12/06/2004 9:02:00 AM PST by anniegetyourgun
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To: All
Has anyone ever tried making miniature christmas cookies?

BTW, this is from a website of a Canadian gal who makes miniatures. So cute....


24 posted on 12/06/2004 9:05:37 AM PST by anniegetyourgun
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To: Timeout

What a perfect parody of Chrissie!


25 posted on 12/06/2004 10:11:33 AM PST by mountaineer
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To: mountaineer

I loved the way he sneaked in the real dialogue with Michelle Malkin...no parody could ever have been funnier than the real thing!


26 posted on 12/06/2004 10:45:48 AM PST by Timeout
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
You'll want to plan ahead for parking; your eight-ton sky gem will be around 230 feet long, 60 feet wide, and 53 feet tall.

I'm going to need a bigger garage.

Ladylike dog sweater
Because everyone deserves a string of pearls, even little Mitzy. Dry clean. Imported.
#48008 $38.00


27 posted on 12/06/2004 11:22:36 AM PST by BigWaveBetty (Keep the change ya filthy animal.)
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To: anniegetyourgun

Darnit, that link is broken. Do you have another one?


28 posted on 12/06/2004 11:23:43 AM PST by BigWaveBetty (Keep the change ya filthy animal.)
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To: Timeout
So glad you like the thread!

The weather around here is teasing us, for a few days it will be coolish then crisp at night. Than we go back to the mid 80's during the day and only 60 or so at night. Please, send any and all cold snaps our way!

Here's a really sweet little doll and book set your little angel might like in a couple of years so mark this page on your Favorites!

Meet Angelina Ballerina!

She even has her own wardrobe!


Angelina's PJs


Invitation to the Ballet Outfit


Angelina Ballerina’s Starter Collection

29 posted on 12/06/2004 11:59:39 AM PST by BigWaveBetty (Keep the change ya filthy animal.)
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To: mountaineer
There's a litmus test," said one insider. "If you support Israel, you need not apply." . . .

How very French, er,uh, Canadian of Monsieur Jennings.

30 posted on 12/06/2004 12:04:31 PM PST by BigWaveBetty (Keep the change ya filthy animal.)
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To: Timeout
Priceless and alarmingly close to reality!

Chris is fruit, I can picture him dancing around in the shower doing Steve Martin's King Tut rountine:

King Tut (King Tut) Now when he was a young man, He never thought he'd see People stand in line to see the boy king.

(King Tut) How'd you get so funky? (funky Tut) Did you do the monkey? Born in Arizona, Moved to Babylonia (king Tut).

(king Tut) Now, if I'd known they'd line up just to see him, I'd trade in all my money And bought me a museum. (king Tut)

Buried with a donkey (funky Tut) He's my favorite honkey! Born in Arizona, Moved to Babylonia (king Tut)

Dancin' by the Nile, (Disco Tut) The ladies love his style, (boss Tut) Rockin' for a mile (rockin' Tut) He ate a crocodile.

He gave his life for tourism. Golden idol! He's an Egyptian They're sellin' you.

Now, when I die, now don't think I'm a nut, don't want no fancy funeral, Just one like ole king Tut. (king Tut)

He coulda won a Grammy, Buried in his Jammies, Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia, He was born in Arizona, got a condo made of stone-a, King Tut!

31 posted on 12/06/2004 12:22:32 PM PST by BigWaveBetty (Keep the change ya filthy animal.)
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To: anniegetyourgun

Yummmmmm! I like to make gingerbread houses, so much fun!


32 posted on 12/06/2004 12:25:19 PM PST by BigWaveBetty (Keep the change ya filthy animal.)
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To: They'reGone2000
This is what passes for Formal? LOL. Giving more thanks that woman won't ever set foot in our White House!

Teresa and what'shisgut at Kennedy Center Honors

33 posted on 12/06/2004 12:36:23 PM PST by BigWaveBetty (Keep the change ya filthy animal.)
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To: BigWaveBetty
Ahhh! Shopping at The Guild without having to venture out into the crowded malls.

Here's a stocking stuffer or White Elephant gift idea...

Toy not included...


34 posted on 12/06/2004 12:42:01 PM PST by Diver Dave (Stay Prayed Up)
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Whew, so glad this coat wasn't in the house the burned down!

Soul songstress Aretha Franklin, a 1994 Kennedy Center honoree, arrives for the gala performance celebrating the Kennedy Center Honors at the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts in Washington, Sunday, Dec. 5, 2004.

The caterer asked Aretha to flash the crowd because he was running low on h'orderves.


35 posted on 12/06/2004 12:53:20 PM PST by BigWaveBetty (Keep the change ya filthy animal.)
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To: BigWaveBetty

 

I don't think it's too much to ask.

 

36 posted on 12/06/2004 1:21:50 PM PST by Fintan (Someday we''ll look back on this and plow into a parked car...)
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To: Diver Dave
Save those batteries for your electric eel. (Santa gave me a peek at your list) ;-)


37 posted on 12/06/2004 1:38:38 PM PST by BigWaveBetty (Keep the change ya filthy animal.)
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To: Fintan

Oookay, but please shave your legs before you wear those shorts.


38 posted on 12/06/2004 1:41:18 PM PST by BigWaveBetty (Keep the change ya filthy animal.)
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To: BigWaveBetty; Iowa Granny

Did ANYONE take a camera to Friday's party in DC?


39 posted on 12/06/2004 2:23:42 PM PST by lodwick (The 2nd Amendment is Our Reset Button on Governments.)
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To: BigWaveBetty

Thud.

 

40 posted on 12/06/2004 3:37:02 PM PST by Fintan (Someday we''ll look back on this and plow into a parked car...)
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To: BigWaveBetty
JFK: Psst, Warren, could you give me some advice for picking up hot chicks? You're the best!

Warren: Shut up, John, not while my wife is here!

Annette (squeezing Beatty's hand extremely tightly and speaking through clenched teeth): Let's go talk to someone else, dearest! Oh look, there's Elton and David!

Teresa: Where's the bar? Is it free?

41 posted on 12/06/2004 5:21:34 PM PST by mountaineer
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Former United States President Bill Clinton, right, applauds with his wife Senator Hillary Clinton, at New York University which was host to a forum titled New Thinking on Energy Policy: Meeting the Challenges of Security, Development, and Climate Change, New York, N.Y. (It must have been really cold in NYC, Blubba's nose is so red! What's that? It's always red? Oh. Never mind.)
42 posted on 12/06/2004 5:29:10 PM PST by mountaineer
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To: mountaineer

Great. Thanks.


43 posted on 12/06/2004 5:30:39 PM PST by lodwick (The 2nd Amendment is Our Reset Button on Governments.)
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To: BigWaveBetty

I got the Angelia Ballerina things for #1 Granddaughter last year. She loved them. She's an early reader, so I got all the books. One Angelina and several outfits. It kept her busy for weeks on end.


44 posted on 12/06/2004 7:19:13 PM PST by Iowa Granny
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To: lodwick

Yes, there was a camera at the DC FReeper's Christmas Party. I saw lots of flashes, so I'm guessing the pictures will be posted once the film is developed.


45 posted on 12/06/2004 7:22:03 PM PST by Iowa Granny
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To: BigWaveBetty

Angelina's adorable. I know the American Girl dolls, but wasn't familiar with her.

At least she dresses better than the Rat women. Are they boycotting "color"? Sheesh, no wonder their men wander.


46 posted on 12/06/2004 7:38:17 PM PST by Timeout
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To: Timeout; mountaineer

Portable hydrogen detectors for the zeppelin owner who has everything.

47 posted on 12/06/2004 10:03:30 PM PST by MaeWest (Schadenfreude, it's what's for dinner.)
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To: mountaineer
The Rat ladies, in their ubiquitous black pantsuits, should note Condi's understated elegance at the same JFK center awards. (Nice coat!).


48 posted on 12/07/2004 5:06:03 AM PST by Timeout
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To: Timeout; All
Chops to break the fast?


49 posted on 12/07/2004 7:01:29 AM PST by lodwick (The 2nd Amendment is Our Reset Button on Governments.)
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"SO you're Sean Combs" — that's what President Bush kept saying yesterday as he gave the hip-hop mogul a private tour of the White House. When Combs — in D.C. to present a Kennedy Center honor — was offered a tour, "he didn't realize his guides would be the president and first lady," a source said. Laura Bush told Puffy: "I understand you had a wonderful birthday party recently." When it was revealed that Combs and Laura share the same natal date, the president suggested they celebrate jointly next year. "I'll arrange that," P. Diddy offered. As he left, he told the first couple, "You have a nice house." (Page Six)


Vote or die, yo.


50 posted on 12/07/2004 8:00:50 AM PST by mountaineer
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