Skip to comments.New South Park episode tonight - Cartman's Incredible Gift
Posted on 12/08/2004 9:56:58 AM PST by EveningStar
Episode 813: Cartman's Incredible Gift
After sustaining a severe head injury, Cartman appears to have the power to see into the future. South Park detectives are quick to enlist his help in cracking unsolved murder cases and Cartman is more than willing to help, for a price. In the meantime, a group of "licensed" psychics cry foul when Cartman refuses to join their ranks.
Tonight 10 pm / 9 C
Rerun Sunday 11 pm / 10 C
Taking on unions. Awesome. I'll DVR it.
The episode last week about Paris Hilton was brutal.
My favorite episode from the past was on last night. I love the Line Ride.
Are those wings behind him or another antenna?
YES. They sure showed Paris for the skank she truly is. It was hysterical!
I think that was the most brutal show ever... But I loved it!
Looks like wings but I'm half blind. :)
I'll never be able to look at that skank again without humming the Lemmiwinks theme...
I think my favorite episode was when they spoofed Lord of the Rings with returning that porn video.
Truly. I don't think I've laughed out loud more. I can't believe they actually used her name. The part with the dog killing himself was just classic.
I fully expect her to cough up sperm when I see her....
December 7, 2004 --
PARIS Hilton is maintaining a stony silence over her portrayal in "South Park" as a "stupid spoiled whore" whose pets are driven to suicide. The episode opens with Paris' Chihuahua, Tinkerbelle, removing a pistol from the chauffeur's pocket, putting the muzzle in her tiny mouth and using a hind leg to pull the trigger and blow her brains out. It ends with a heartfelt speech from the leather-clad Mr. Slave character chastising parents for allowing Paris Hilton to be a role model for their little girls. We thought Paris and her mother, Kathy Hilton, would be eager to respond to the show's acid-penned creators, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, but repeated calls were not returned.
A Dead Zone parody? Cool. Looks like they're taking on the snake-oil salesmen again, like they did in "John Edward is a Douche".
However, they told the truth about her..
I can only hope Cartman's Gift is as good as his Power of Invisibility!
Thanks for the ping I always forget and call my wife at home to dvr it. Last weeks episode was great and the frog king in slaves rectum reminded me of lemmiwinks the gerbil.
Lately, I'm enjoying Reno 911 as much as South Park.
I'm surprised Paris and her mom have not commented. In their world, any publicity is good publicity.
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