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Taglinus FreeRepublicus - 43rd Edition
FreeRepublic ^ | September 1 -> Christmas Day, 2004, A.D. | Numerous Freepers

Posted on 12/26/2004 7:49:15 AM PST by jigsaw

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To: jigsaw

he he he! Made it 3 times thanks Jigsaw!


41 posted on 12/26/2004 10:37:00 AM PST by Americanwolf (Americanwolf......Independent Voter with a Nasty streak to the right of Attila The Hun!)
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To: jigsaw

"Thy tagline is above. Merry Christmas!"

Thanks, and Merry Christmas to you (and to everyone)!

As promised, you have NOT been reported to the ACLU.


42 posted on 12/26/2004 10:38:25 AM PST by Right Wing Assault (Wish me a Merry Christmas! I won't report you to the ACLU.)
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To: jigsaw

Mucho thanks! Now I have to come up with a new one...


43 posted on 12/26/2004 10:43:26 AM PST by SquirrelKing (Guinness for strength!)
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To: jigsaw

I like my new tagline better:

Where are the dem supporters? - try the trash cans in back of the abortion clinics.


44 posted on 12/26/2004 10:47:56 AM PST by CyberAnt (Where are the dem supporters? - try the trash cans in back of the abortion clinics.)
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To: jigsaw

Why thank you! This takes the sting out of even a Raiders loss.


45 posted on 12/26/2004 10:50:17 AM PST by GOP_Raider (With a QB named Kerry, is it any wonder the Raiders are 5-10?)
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To: jigsaw

I-REALLY-have-to-read-this-later ping


46 posted on 12/26/2004 10:52:52 AM PST by fastattacksailor (Ted Kennedy: The Naval Hero of the Battle of Chappaquiddick!)
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To: jigsaw
A ‘q’ should always be followed by a ‘u’. I don’t make the rules, Iraq, but I will enforce them. Mike Fieschko, 11/09/04

Not original to me.

It's from Frank J.'s hilarious, world-famous essay Nuke the Moon A Realistic Plan for World Peace. Excerpt follows:
Now, if I were president, here’s what I would do. Next time some country does something we don’t take a pining too, such as supporting terrorism or speaking French, I’d pick the dumbest reason for an attack, e.g., "A ‘q’ should always be followed by a ‘u’. I don’t make the rules, Iraq, but I will enforce them." The more irrational you look, the more scared the country will be that you will really hit them hard. I’d then give the country the old one-week notice until bombing starts. Then, after just twenty-four hours, I’d start bombing. When the stupid dictator calls to complain, I’d say, "I meant one week max. Oh, and by the way, ground troops - one week." I’m sure that would be enough to capitulate the average evildoer, but some extra measures could help intimidate others as well. Like, instead of just saturation bombing a city, super-saturation bomb it. After annihilating everything until nothing but ash is left, I’d nuke the ashes. It’s that extra bit of extremely disproportionate use of force that makes other countries start to wonder if America "has it all together" and really worrying who we’ll lash out against next.

47 posted on 12/26/2004 10:57:05 AM PST by Mike Fieschko
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To: jigsaw; MeekOneGOP; potlatch; Happy2BMe; ntnychik; PhilDragoo; abigail2; Smartass; Grampa Dave


My Elvis Christmas tagline is below. Merry Christmas!

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48 posted on 12/26/2004 10:57:39 AM PST by devolve (http://pro.lookingat.us/ElvisChristmas.html http://pro.lookingat.us/TheKing.html)
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To: jigsaw

I love reading taglines. Thanks for this thread, jigsaw.


49 posted on 12/26/2004 11:01:19 AM PST by Lovergirl (Proud member of the Pajama Brigade.)
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To: jigsaw
Thanks, jigsaw. Didn't think mine was to pithy, but I always want the vets to know we love and thank them all.

I just couldn't pick a favorite. They are all good!

50 posted on 12/26/2004 11:14:16 AM PST by Raffus (Thanks to all Veterans for their service to our Country.)
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To: jigsaw

Woo hoo!! I better get Mom to sign up, so she can see my name in lights!


51 posted on 12/26/2004 11:29:58 AM PST by beezdotcom (I'm usually either right or wrong...)
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To: jigsaw

I made the list... cool :)


52 posted on 12/26/2004 11:39:01 AM PST by killjoy (My kid is the bomb at Islam Elementary!)
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To: Mike Fieschko; MeekOneGOP; Travis McGee; potlatch; ntnychik; PhilDragoo; Happy2BMe


 ONE MORE TIME! 



click here for audio


 GO AHEAD MAKE MY DAY! 


53 posted on 12/26/2004 11:50:13 AM PST by devolve (http://pro.lookingat.us/ElvisChristmas.html http://pro.lookingat.us/TheKing.html)
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To: jigsaw

Many Thanks and Merry Christmas, Jigsaw!

My current tagline, btw, describes an extreme horror experienced by us publications types! :-)


54 posted on 12/26/2004 11:54:58 AM PST by JennysCool (QuarkXPress has caused an error in QuarkXPress. QuarkXPress will now close.)
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To: jigsaw
Instead, only taglines that are genuinely clever, insightful, funny, unique, etc. will be included. -Of course, bribes will be considered for all others. ;-)

Bush wins, now this, my wife won't be able to stand me what with all the gloating going on. Thank you jigsaw and

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

55 posted on 12/26/2004 11:58:11 AM PST by Mister Baredog (PLEASE be sure you have a flag up on your FReeper homepage.!!!)
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I wouldn't want to be a liberal’s caps lock key on election day. lowbridge, 09/19/04

(Taglinus Note: lowbridge’s tagline here cannot be seen because it is written in invisible ink. Why? To quote lowbridge, “If you saw it, you'd die laughing. Hence the need for the invisible ink.”) lowbridge, 12/25/04

Yes, twice!

56 posted on 12/26/2004 12:03:44 PM PST by lowbridge
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To: spodefly

You practicing for NASCAR? :-)


57 posted on 12/26/2004 12:04:36 PM PST by steveegg (The secret goal of lieberals - to ensure that no future generation can possibly equal theirs.)
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To: lowbridge
(Taglinus Note: lowbridge’s tagline here cannot be seen because it is written in invisible ink. Why? To quote lowbridge, “If you saw it, you'd die laughing. Hence the need for the invisible ink.”) lowbridge, 12/25/04

Oh well, who wants to live forever?

58 posted on 12/26/2004 12:06:56 PM PST by steveegg (The secret goal of lieberals - to ensure that no future generation can possibly equal theirs.)
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To: jigsaw

I see you grabbed my favorite F'em tagline. Thanks again, hope you had a merry Christmas, and have a happy new year.


59 posted on 12/26/2004 12:08:07 PM PST by steveegg (The secret goal of lieberals - to ensure that no future generation can possibly equal theirs.)
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To: jigsaw

Great job Jigsaw. That was a fun read for sure.


60 posted on 12/26/2004 12:14:38 PM PST by F.J. Mitchell (I resolve for 2005, to live my life as I would be if I had kept all my previous resolutions.)
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