Posted on 12/26/2004 7:49:15 AM PST by jigsaw
he he he! Made it 3 times thanks Jigsaw!
"Thy tagline is above. Merry Christmas!"
Thanks, and Merry Christmas to you (and to everyone)!
As promised, you have NOT been reported to the ACLU.
Mucho thanks! Now I have to come up with a new one...
I like my new tagline better:
Where are the dem supporters? - try the trash cans in back of the abortion clinics.
Why thank you! This takes the sting out of even a Raiders loss.
I-REALLY-have-to-read-this-later ping
Now, if I were president, heres what I would do. Next time some country does something we dont take a pining too, such as supporting terrorism or speaking French, Id pick the dumbest reason for an attack, e.g., "A q should always be followed by a u. I dont make the rules, Iraq, but I will enforce them." The more irrational you look, the more scared the country will be that you will really hit them hard. Id then give the country the old one-week notice until bombing starts. Then, after just twenty-four hours, Id start bombing. When the stupid dictator calls to complain, Id say, "I meant one week max. Oh, and by the way, ground troops - one week." Im sure that would be enough to capitulate the average evildoer, but some extra measures could help intimidate others as well. Like, instead of just saturation bombing a city, super-saturation bomb it. After annihilating everything until nothing but ash is left, Id nuke the ashes. Its that extra bit of extremely disproportionate use of force that makes other countries start to wonder if America "has it all together" and really worrying who well lash out against next.
My Elvis Christmas tagline is below. Merry Christmas!
http://pro.lookingat.us/ElvisChristmas.html
http://pro.lookingat.us/TheKing.html
BONUS goodies :
a little bit of Javascript fun:
all mouseover images, all linked to audios
http://00access.tripod.com/ElvisChristmas2.html
Prairie Chapel Ranch - Crawford Texas
http://00access.tripod.com/CountryRoads2.html
Don't you miss Kerry and Terersa?
all Kerry-Heinz photos are parody-audio linked :
http://pro.lookingat.us/ThisOldDump.html
a 56K dialup version - quicker loading :
http://pro.lookingat.us/ThisOldDump2.html
Go ahead - make my day! :
http://pr.lookingat.us/Reagan.html
I love reading taglines. Thanks for this thread, jigsaw.
I just couldn't pick a favorite. They are all good!
Woo hoo!! I better get Mom to sign up, so she can see my name in lights!
I made the list... cool :)
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Many Thanks and Merry Christmas, Jigsaw!
My current tagline, btw, describes an extreme horror experienced by us publications types! :-)
Bush wins, now this, my wife won't be able to stand me what with all the gloating going on. Thank you jigsaw and
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
(Taglinus Note: lowbridges tagline here cannot be seen because it is written in invisible ink. Why? To quote lowbridge, If you saw it, you'd die laughing. Hence the need for the invisible ink.) lowbridge, 12/25/04
Yes, twice!
You practicing for NASCAR? :-)
Oh well, who wants to live forever?
I see you grabbed my favorite F'em tagline. Thanks again, hope you had a merry Christmas, and have a happy new year.
Great job Jigsaw. That was a fun read for sure.
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