*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***

[TheBigB]

Woo hoo! TGIF! Time for the official FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD! As always, feel free to post funny pics, jokes, nonsensical statements, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD! Also, don't hesitate to ping your own lists! All are welcome!

To kick things off...

Yes, this really exists...

What are/were your favorite Saturday morning cartoons? :-)

[TheBigB]

Time to blow off some steam!

[Slipperduke]

Lucky old Billybob!

[Fierce Allegiance]

Let's all get Schnappi!

[Richard Kimball]

Favorite Saturday morning cartoon shows: Space Ghost, Josie and the Pussycats, although I only watched it for the plot.

[TheBigB]

C'mon over!!

[Fierce Allegiance]

What are/were your favorite Saturday morning cartoons? :-)

[RushCrush]

[TheBigB]

An additional RPR list ping for anyone I may have missed! Come and have some fun!

[Dog Gone]

[peacebaby]

Headlines in the year 2029
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Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia (formally known as California).
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White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
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Spotted Owl plague threatens northwest United States crops and livestock.
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Baby conceived naturally ...... scientists stumped.
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Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
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Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslin dies in the American Territory of the Middle East, formally known as Iran, Afghanistan. Iraq is still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before
radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
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France pleads for global help after being overtaken by Jamaica.
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Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
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George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
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Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
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85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.
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Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
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Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
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Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
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Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
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Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
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New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up Newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
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Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.
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Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.
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IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
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Florida Democrats still don't know how to use a voting machine
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[xsmommy]

hey who brought the sex bombs?; )

[Ellesu]

Popeye, Scooby-Doo, Bugs Bunny, Bullwinkle...

[Buckeye McFrog]

Joke that is going around Pittsburgh
(after his neighbors helped police bust a couple of burglars who were stealing jewelry from the home of Steeler WR Plaxico Burress)

Q) How do you know that the new Rolex that you bought on the street is hot and belongs to Plaxico?

A) Because it runs fast and has two good hands.

[cripplecreek]

[presidio9]

SHUT UP FOOL!

[peacebaby]

Hey, Big B! I've been waiting for this silly thing to get started!

Animal House: John Belushi's mouth is full of jello, and he says to one of the sorority sisters: Guess what I am?

And the answer is?

[Constitution Day]

Sorry man, too much work today.
Maybe later in the afternoon...

CD

[Poohbah]

What are/were your favorite Saturday morning cartoons?

Looney Tunes.

I received a 4-DVD set of them as a Christmas present. A sure cure for what ails ya.

[rintense]

Is it me, or have most of today's threads been gay?

[lindor]

COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. They also tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

[Michael Barnes]

haha...the king of bling

[Freebird Forever]

As always, feel free to post funny pics

tehetehetehe

[TheBigB]

Josie was hot!

[Conspiracy Guy]

[Ellesu]

Cajun Fireman


A Cajun fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife: Y'know sumpin, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station, Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets. Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole. Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go.

From now on, when I says 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked. When I says 'Bell two' you jump on de bed. When I says 'Bell tree' we's gonna mek love all tru de night.

The next night he came home and shouted 'Bell One' and she stripped naked. 'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed. 'Bell Tree' and they started to make love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled out 'Bell Four'. What de he** is 'Bell Four'? he asked. She replied : Roll out more hose, you ain't nowhere near de fire.

[presidio9]

You forgot my favorite: "Bill and Hillary Clinton: Still Dead"

[thefactor]

GI Joe, Thundar the Barbarian, Snorks, Smurfs, Transformers, Bionic Six, He-Man.

[Darksheare]

Angror is ready to party.
He hopes the giggling brain squirrels and the petrified ferret billy clubs won't be here though.

[TheBigB]

Anytime, bud...

[Dog Gone]

[Conspiracy Guy]

Don't be silly.

[Freebird Forever]

They also tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

The Mexicans don't have electronic ear tags.

[mewzilla]

LOL.

[timpad]

Maybe we should give them all a cow.

Or a little metal tag in their ear.

[Richard Kimball]

I'll see your critters and raise you Jim Varney with a turtle on his head:

[Dog Gone]

[peacebaby]

the wicked witch of the east! Where are her flying monkeys?

[Junior]

Come on in. The water's fine.

[evets]

Now that's just silly.

[dfwgator]

"I'm a zit, get it?"

[TheBigB]

Speed Buggy rules!

[timpad]

One minute, fourteen seconds faster than me...

[TheBigB]

A great many...

[dfwgator]

[presidio9]

[lindor]

Hurry, Mot! Your Burrito is getting cold.

[mewzilla]

Hee hee!!! I've got to show that cartoon to Mr. Mew's mom. She raised some of the biggest mews I've ever seen. That cartoon could explain a lot!

[RobertP]

Thanks to all the rain we have received in MD, I was not able to make it to work because of flooded roads, so my weekend has already started. I am brewing beer today. Was going to do it tomorrow, but since I have nothing else to do. :-)

[Tijeras_Slim]