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*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***

Posted on 01/14/2005 9:22:46 AM PST by TheBigB

Woo hoo! TGIF! Time for the official FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD! As always, feel free to post funny pics, jokes, nonsensical statements, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD! Also, don't hesitate to ping your own lists! All are welcome!

To kick things off...

Yes, this really exists...

What are/were your favorite Saturday morning cartoons? :-)


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Time to blow off some steam!
1 posted on 01/14/2005 9:22:46 AM PST by TheBigB
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To: TheBigB

Lucky old Billybob!


2 posted on 01/14/2005 9:23:56 AM PST by Slipperduke (*fixes bayonet*)
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To: TheBigB
Let's all get Schnappi!


3 posted on 01/14/2005 9:24:34 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (MY COUSIN GREG IS HOME SAFE FROM IRAQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: TheBigB

Favorite Saturday morning cartoon shows: Space Ghost, Josie and the Pussycats, although I only watched it for the plot.


4 posted on 01/14/2005 9:24:34 AM PST by Richard Kimball (It was a joke. You know, humor. Like the funny kind. Only different.)
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To: Fierce Allegiance; Constitution Day; martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim; Owl_Eagle; HenryLeeII; mhking; ...

C'mon over!!


5 posted on 01/14/2005 9:25:19 AM PST by TheBigB (Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good)
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To: TheBigB
What are/were your favorite Saturday morning cartoons? :-)

6 posted on 01/14/2005 9:26:33 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (MY COUSIN GREG IS HOME SAFE FROM IRAQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: TheBigB

7 posted on 01/14/2005 9:27:31 AM PST by RushCrush (Democrats Happen)
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To: presidio9; Constitution Day; Tijeras_Slim; martin_fierro; TomServo; Owl_Eagle; Dead Dog; sathers; ..

An additional RPR list ping for anyone I may have missed! Come and have some fun!


8 posted on 01/14/2005 9:27:55 AM PST by TheBigB (Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good)
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To: TheBigB

9 posted on 01/14/2005 9:28:05 AM PST by Dog Gone
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To: TheBigB


Headlines in the year 2029
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Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia (formally known as California).
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White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
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Spotted Owl plague threatens northwest United States crops and livestock.
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Baby conceived naturally ...... scientists stumped.
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Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
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Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslin dies in the American Territory of the Middle East, formally known as Iran, Afghanistan. Iraq is still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before
radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
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France pleads for global help after being overtaken by Jamaica.
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Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
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George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
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Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
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85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.
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Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
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Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
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Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
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Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
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Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
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New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up Newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
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Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.
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Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.
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IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
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Florida Democrats still don't know how to use a voting machine
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10 posted on 01/14/2005 9:28:12 AM PST by peacebaby (smoked and inhaled)
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To: TheBigB
hey who brought the sex bombs?; )
11 posted on 01/14/2005 9:28:21 AM PST by xsmommy
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To: TheBigB
Popeye, Scooby-Doo, Bugs Bunny, Bullwinkle...
12 posted on 01/14/2005 9:29:22 AM PST by Ellesu
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To: TheBigB

Joke that is going around Pittsburgh
(after his neighbors helped police bust a couple of burglars who were stealing jewelry from the home of Steeler WR Plaxico Burress)

Q) How do you know that the new Rolex that you bought on the street is hot and belongs to Plaxico?

A) Because it runs fast and has two good hands.


13 posted on 01/14/2005 9:29:40 AM PST by Buckeye McFrog
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To: TheBigB
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14 posted on 01/14/2005 9:29:51 AM PST by cripplecreek (you tell em i'm commin.... and hells commin with me.)
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To: RushCrush
SHUT UP FOOL!
15 posted on 01/14/2005 9:29:54 AM PST by presidio9 (Islam is as Islam does)
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To: TheBigB

Hey, Big B! I've been waiting for this silly thing to get started!

Animal House: John Belushi's mouth is full of jello, and he says to one of the sorority sisters: Guess what I am?

And the answer is?


16 posted on 01/14/2005 9:30:25 AM PST by peacebaby (smoked and inhaled)
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To: TheBigB

Sorry man, too much work today.
Maybe later in the afternoon...

CD


18 posted on 01/14/2005 9:31:00 AM PST by Constitution Day (New Freepers, I don't care about your crappy websites.)
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To: TheBigB; hchutch
What are/were your favorite Saturday morning cartoons?

Looney Tunes.

I received a 4-DVD set of them as a Christmas present. A sure cure for what ails ya.

19 posted on 01/14/2005 9:31:31 AM PST by Poohbah (God must love fools. He makes so many of them...)
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To: TheBigB

Is it me, or have most of today's threads been gay?


20 posted on 01/14/2005 9:31:32 AM PST by rintense
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To: TheBigB
COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. They also tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
21 posted on 01/14/2005 9:31:37 AM PST by lindor (If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of Progress?)
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To: RushCrush

haha...the king of bling


22 posted on 01/14/2005 9:31:46 AM PST by Michael Barnes (Schni schna schnappy, schnappy schnappy schnapp!)
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To: TheBigB
As always, feel free to post funny pics

tehetehetehe

23 posted on 01/14/2005 9:31:54 AM PST by Freebird Forever
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Josie was hot!


24 posted on 01/14/2005 9:31:58 AM PST by TheBigB (Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good)
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25 posted on 01/14/2005 9:32:05 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Tomorrow is the 51st anniversary of my BIRTHDAY. January 15, 1954.)
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To: Ellesu

Cajun Fireman


A Cajun fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife: Y'know sumpin, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station, Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets. Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole. Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go.

From now on, when I says 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked. When I says 'Bell two' you jump on de bed. When I says 'Bell tree' we's gonna mek love all tru de night.

The next night he came home and shouted 'Bell One' and she stripped naked. 'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed. 'Bell Tree' and they started to make love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled out 'Bell Four'. What de he** is 'Bell Four'? he asked. She replied : Roll out more hose, you ain't nowhere near de fire.


26 posted on 01/14/2005 9:32:13 AM PST by Ellesu
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To: peacebaby

You forgot my favorite: "Bill and Hillary Clinton: Still Dead"


27 posted on 01/14/2005 9:32:17 AM PST by presidio9 (Islam is as Islam does)
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To: TheBigB

GI Joe, Thundar the Barbarian, Snorks, Smurfs, Transformers, Bionic Six, He-Man.


28 posted on 01/14/2005 9:32:21 AM PST by thefactor
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To: TheBigB

Angror is ready to party.
He hopes the giggling brain squirrels and the petrified ferret billy clubs won't be here though.
29 posted on 01/14/2005 9:32:36 AM PST by Darksheare (Tales from the Freeper Foxhole presents: Darksheare's Coffee vs Midnight Troll)
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To: Constitution Day

Anytime, bud...


30 posted on 01/14/2005 9:32:43 AM PST by TheBigB (Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good)
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To: Buckeye McFrog

31 posted on 01/14/2005 9:32:50 AM PST by Dog Gone
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To: TheBigB

Don't be silly.


32 posted on 01/14/2005 9:33:00 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Tomorrow is the 51st anniversary of my BIRTHDAY. January 15, 1954.)
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To: lindor
They also tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

The Mexicans don't have electronic ear tags.

33 posted on 01/14/2005 9:33:42 AM PST by Freebird Forever
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To: peacebaby

LOL.

34 posted on 01/14/2005 9:33:56 AM PST by mewzilla (Has CBS retracted the story yet?)
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To: lindor
Maybe we should give them all a cow.

Or a little metal tag in their ear.
35 posted on 01/14/2005 9:34:56 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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I'll see your critters and raise you Jim Varney with a turtle on his head:


36 posted on 01/14/2005 9:34:58 AM PST by Richard Kimball (It was a joke. You know, humor. Like the funny kind. Only different.)
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37 posted on 01/14/2005 9:35:16 AM PST by Dog Gone
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To: Freebird Forever

the wicked witch of the east! Where are her flying monkeys?


38 posted on 01/14/2005 9:35:32 AM PST by peacebaby (smoked and inhaled)
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To: cjshapi

Come on in. The water's fine.


39 posted on 01/14/2005 9:35:34 AM PST by Junior (FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC)
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To: Richard Kimball
Now that's just silly.

40 posted on 01/14/2005 9:35:50 AM PST by evets (God bless president George W. Bush)
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To: peacebaby

"I'm a zit, get it?"


41 posted on 01/14/2005 9:35:50 AM PST by dfwgator (It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
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To: Poohbah
Speed Buggy rules!

42 posted on 01/14/2005 9:36:04 AM PST by TheBigB (Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good)
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To: Freebird Forever

One minute, fourteen seconds faster than me...


43 posted on 01/14/2005 9:36:11 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: rintense

A great many...


44 posted on 01/14/2005 9:36:25 AM PST by TheBigB (Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good)
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45 posted on 01/14/2005 9:37:20 AM PST by dfwgator (It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
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46 posted on 01/14/2005 9:37:36 AM PST by presidio9 (Islam is as Islam does)
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To: MotleyGirl70

Hurry, Mot! Your Burrito is getting cold.

47 posted on 01/14/2005 9:38:21 AM PST by lindor (If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of Progress?)
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To: Dog Gone

Hee hee!!! I've got to show that cartoon to Mr. Mew's mom. She raised some of the biggest mews I've ever seen. That cartoon could explain a lot!


48 posted on 01/14/2005 9:39:00 AM PST by mewzilla (Has CBS retracted the story yet?)
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To: TheBigB

Thanks to all the rain we have received in MD, I was not able to make it to work because of flooded roads, so my weekend has already started. I am brewing beer today. Was going to do it tomorrow, but since I have nothing else to do. :-)


49 posted on 01/14/2005 9:39:16 AM PST by RobertP
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50 posted on 01/14/2005 9:40:03 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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