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Car thief told police he was Bruce Willis (ROFL!)
ananova ^ | 1-24-05

Posted on 01/24/2005 7:43:40 PM PST by Dan from Michigan

Car thief told police he was Bruce Willis

A Serbian car thief told police he was Bruce Willis and produced a fake passport as ID.

Goran Markovic, 46, was pulled over by police at a routine roadside check in Pirot, local daily Blic reported.

When asked for his ID, Markovic, who was wearing dark sunglasses and a cap, told them he was Bruce Willis and handed over the passport.

But police immediately arrested him when they saw the passport was Australian and soon discovered he had dozens of other passports with fake identities and the car he was driving had been stolen.

They said they later linked him to the theft of other cars.

A police spokesman said: "Even the real Bruce Willis would have had trouble convincing officers it was him. It's not very often we get American film stars driving around southern Serbia on their own."


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: brucewillis; thief
LOL. A Last Boy Scout Quote fits perfectly here...

"Better give up, Jimmy. We're dealin' with a couple of geniuses here"

1 posted on 01/24/2005 7:43:41 PM PST by Dan from Michigan
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To: Dan from Michigan

You aint so bad.......I could worlk with u!


2 posted on 01/24/2005 7:51:53 PM PST by M-cubed
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